Why even bother existing

why even bother existing

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monkmode!

How many people actually think bald men are ugly? People always assume I shave my head by choice

Just go bald and grow a beard

>great B.Gate quote here

I have tons of flaws but thank goodness I'll never bald and always have a thick head of hair.

Did Minsc actually say the above?

They're being kind. We can all see your fucked hair.

Rock a Maga hat my dude

im bald and have no friends or gf

but its always been this way

REMINDER FOR BALDLETS

1) stop shampooing every day
2) use natural shampoo
3) use peppermint oil and tea tree oil mixtures to run in scalp
4) pumpkin seed oil

you are welcome baldlets

Topical Vitamin E bro

Bald head is only ugly if you're fat. Seriously, the guys in my gym that are already fit as fuck are almost always bald and it looks good.

Just get ripped and you won't have to worry about being bald.

who /temples/ here?
I'm afraid bros, my hair is pretty thick but it's getting hard to cover up. I don't have a great head and body to compensate

Stay strong my guy we in the same boat but my hair is also thinning. Only 20 years old. Bought to hop on fin

It can be bad depending on your features

Luckily for us men women don't value physical appearance half as much as we do and you can still mitigate with other things

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
TAN
EAT BIG TO GET BIG
LIFT LIKE A MAD MAN
And maybe roid too I dunno
But seriously shave that shit, a bald head will look better than that shit by a country mile.

If you have a masucline face nobody will care. If you have a babyface you're fucked.

If you're going bald just shave it off. Most people won't notice it's shaved because you're balding and you'll at least be able to go bald with some dignity.

>tfw no worry of going bald :)

5) just shave it off

if you catch it early you dont have to

None of those natural remedies you posted will help, so eventually you will have to.

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sorry you didnt catch your hair early buddy. I am sure the young girls love your bald head

*sips tea*

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>balding
>ugly face, my only saving grace was my hair
>girlfriend of 5 years dumps me because she wants to find herself
>i know this is bullshit because i see her the next week with a guy with a full head of hair
>theyre having coffee together and she playfully runs her hands through his hair
>i can see her almost visibly orgasm with delight
>tfw that used to be my hair her hands were fondling
>meet up with HS sweetheart, she is super excited to see me
>takes one look at the top of my head when we first meet
>i lean in to kiss her on her cheek, she awkwardly looks away then back at my head then away again
>cold fish conversation
>makes excuse 5mins in that she has to go
>doesn't even have an excuse, she just says "i have to go"
>im sitting there alone at a table looking like someones dad
>im fucking 21 years old, i haven't even lived half my life yet


is.. is this how it ends?

If you're black being bald is badass

baldness is a fitness multiplier
if you're fat it's death
if you're fit it's amaze

Do noy be so quick to assume youll always. Have a full head of hair. I came from two families with zero history of baldness, ended up looking like the combover dad from Willy Wonka.

theres also head shape, height, facial structure, if you can grow a beard, if you have a lot of money, and fashion sense

...

The older you get the less women will care

My roomate's colleague who's in her thirties told me women don't give a shit, but another girl I know who's only 19 told me she liked me better with hair. It's all about maturity. We're gonna have some shitty years but as soon as we hit 30 things will be better

What hairline u got?

fug

>caring about being bald or not
lmao what are you a bunch of metrosexuals?
>giving a shit about what some sluts think
lmao if they actually care about if you have hair or not they're not worth shit

>caring about being bald or not
>lmao what are you a bunch of metrosexuals?

Most of us here are in our early 20's, and balding young makes you look ugly as fuck.

I wouldn't give a fuck if I was 50 and my hairline was receding a bit.

>1) stop shampooing every day
>2) use natural shampoo
>3) use peppermint oil and tea tree oil mixtures to run in scalp
>4) pumpkin seed oil
you forgot to say
5) drink a lot of water
6) all above is bullshit and a broscience

>some sluts

literally the girls i grew up with, fell in love with, spent all of my time with.

Okay user. nice attitude.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3509882/
An article about women

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4289931/
An article about mice

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4017725/
An article funded by a marketing group

I'm 26 and still have all my hair so I'm not even mad. I just wish you'd post something relevant.

If they literally lost interest in you and treat you like shit regardless of you knowing them a long time because you lost your hair they really are lmao

Sup Merck

Come on bro, imagine the situation in reverse
>your oneitis from HS meets up with you
>she's fatasfatass now
Are you still interested?

I've got no idea who or what Merck is. I don't come to this shit board often. Only for the /sips/ and FPH

I'm 42 bald and grey. I've been balding since 18 years old - never bothered me. Just grow a pair and shave that remnants, you'll by ok.

Hesitant to believe that since you spent 2 hrs in a thread about balding. Something you wanna tell us user?

26 and balding since 22.... start shaving soon so you get used to it and just deal with it.

they lost sexual interest in me, they still act friendly. It's not the fucking same man, you can see the pity in their eyes.

have you ever been pitied? it's the worst fucking feeling imaginable because you're just helpless.

not sexually
well thats different, what you described made it sound like they pretended that you ceased to exist

That's my first post so no I haven't.

Have you ever considered wearing a piece? We live in a world where it's socially acceptable to chop your dick off for fee-fees. Might as well take advantage and fix a severe insecurity while raising your sex appeal.

What´s your body like, fix that up and get nice fitting clothes. Shave your head, or just crop it short as fuck. Own it man.

I´m not losing my hair but it has thinned a bit on top wich is only noticable when I cut it short.

Except I'm not bald and never will be. I'm on my 4th cycle and I haven't lost a single hair. It's just genetics, baldy.

That said, go ahead and keep rubbing that shit on your hair if it gives you some comfort before the inevitable comes.

>hook up with girl
>take her to bed
>start smashing
>your hairpiece falls directly on her face

I'm laughing so hard at the thought. It must suck being bald

Everyone who says:

>just shave it off

is a fucking retard. Not everyone who shaves their head will look better, it depends on their head size, shape, and facial features. Take a look at this guy and tell me if you honestly think he would look better fucking cueball... And keep in mind he's got a lot of thinning/balding in the back as well. He looks good, and he would look fucking terrible fully shaved.

>grow out goatee
>get shredded
>look like badass
That's your only option if you don't wanna look like a child molester.

fuck I forgot one
>shave head

You forgot

>use finasteride
>use minoxidil
>use ketokonazole

he would look better fucking cueball

You posted the epitome of friend zone though - not really helpful.

The fictional character he portrays is the epitome of friend zone, Glen himself...

youtube.com/watch?v=CjFhNlW9zSo

>tfw you meet someone new and you can tell that they first take a quick look at the top of your head

getting fit doesnt chage anything lads, trust me

only a masculine face and a strong looking jaw can save you

or if you're skinny cancer patient mode like me

Excellent taste in games my friend

This, if there's one thing black guys can actually pull off better than white dudes it's a bald head

which is why I don't understand LeBron James furiously trying to salvage his hair rather than going Jordanmode

I love this meme.

Everyone knows that women's standards go down as they age. That's not exactly comforting if you're trying to pull girls in their 20s.

Even then, a bald guy will never be considered 'handsome' or 'good looking'.

You'll just be less ugly than the other bald freaks out there.

>broscience
>studies support it

ok

does anyone have a decent online source of finasteride w/out prescription

yes, use a chemical that will permanently make your dick stop working

I'm glad this meme exists. The more people that are scared away from using the only thing that can save their hair, the more bald and balding guys there will be to make me look good and the fewer guys with Chad hair I have to compete with.

DUDE GENETICS MY LIFE IS OVER LMAO

you incel faggots need a meaning for life, something you can wake up for. whether its just a hobby, a long-term plan or a profession.
work out and get a shorter cut because no one is going to feel sorry for something that has been affecting men to thousands of years

also 5 millidecibels of snake oil a day

At least in my high school group, literally 90% of the former football chads have progressed receding hairlines, which makes me feel a little better about my NW2

yeah dude, my dad is clean shaven, and it suits him cause hes fit.

This sounds like bullshit to me. Watching porn is probably worse for your boners than this shit. I've been using minox for 1.5 years and my dick still works fine.

>implying all of this will stop genetics

>>use finasteride
>>use minoxidil
Doesn't your hair fall out the second you use stop using these?

I had a reunion with my HS recently. We graduated 7 years agon and half of them were balding. Meanwhile I was bigger than ever and locking the long hair with a flat hairline. Even one of the girls commented on how thick my hair is.

Felt so good.

Minoxidil sparks the growth of finer hairs that aren't exactly like your normal head hair and those fall out after you stop using it

Finasteride merely holds the DHT at bay until you stop using it, where you will resume DHT production and your hair loss progression will resume

However I'm not sure if going off finasteride makes you "catch up" in hair loss to where you should have been had you not been taking it, or just keeps going where it left off when you started it

right, thought so

>tfw every week I notice this paleness at the edge of my hairline where last week's hair used to be
guess I'll resume plans to kill myself

If you look closely around you you'll notice a lot more guys (even younger guys) have receding hairlines than you would think, they just style strategically to make up for it

Bald spots on top of your head are harder to hide, but in that case I would just buy Minoxidil to increase thickness, it apparently works better on the crown

if you go bald you fapped too much

>1) stop shampooing every day
>2) use natural shampoo

>not simply using baby shampoo

You were adopted or did drugs or both.

the baldness of others does nothing to offset your own baldness

it just makes those with hair all the better

It makes it more normal and acceptable to be so. 99% of women do not go bald in any capacity so it is quite literally the end of the world for them in that event.

For men it's just a more hyper masculine trait.

Kekt

>so glad I saved this pic

>LMAO JUST SHAVE IT OFF BRO
>BRO, JUST..LIKE...UM..SHAVE IT OFF!!!
>DUDE BRO SHAVE OFF!!
>BRO?!

kys everyone

oooo
that's tough buddy, I'm sorry

Holy shit

He still looks like a beta chinlet.

...

>hair
>2017

Tfw thin hair.
It hurts every day...

You are ignorant. Wigs are held in place by very strong glues. It's impossible for one to just fall off, or even be torn off withoit extreme effort.

Fuck, Im so glad I´m white. Can't even imagine life as a guy in the OP

i mean he should shave that off, yeah
whats your point

>Hiding your balding head to get laid

You would be a better person if it was aids you were hiding from your lay

I'm already bald.

Real tips for baldies.

1. Have strong eyebrows, make them stronger if you have to
2. Shave head at least every 2 days. It's only once your hair gets long and visible do you look vastly older, before that, the baldness kind of tricks the mind into thinking its not missing hair but not having hair, just a style
3. grow beard
4. work out
5. stop caring about it
6. realise you can look quite intimidating to a lot of people more than if you had hair

>Growing muscles to hide your weak body
>buying expensive clothes to hide your shit job
>growing a beard to hide your weak chin
>growing a personality to distract from your poor faceframeheight

Might as well never do anything :(

>Bald
>Intimidating

wat