/Sipping/ is not a fucking meme

This, already drank today's sip, red one is for tomorrow.

>tfw itching to get to the gas station after work to get some

S I P P A G E

Almost bought a welfare sip, brahs. Hold me

>sipping is not a meme
>i fell for the meme
make up your mind bruh

it literally says ZERO CALORIES on all of them.

Start buying 24-packs senpai. I can get 24 for 30€ in yuropoor. I'd imagine muricans can get even a better deal from somewhere like costco

>24-packs
I don't think I'm at that level yet, but I can see myself getting there pretty soon.
I'm still in love with my /eurosips/

Am I the only one who likes Rockstars more? I'm addicted to pic related. Plus it's got aminos in it. It's what plants crave.

>10 years down the line
>sips revealed to directly cause ass cancer
>entirety of fit fucking dies

Same here user

I'm on a diet and I tried a monster energy ultra just for the meme.

Turns out it was pretty decent and now I drink it regularly; I went to the garage for petrol this morning before work and ended up buying a monster energy sunrise.

SOMEBODY STOP ME

God please make this happen

Isn't that why we all drink it?

Wtf never seen that one. And no some rockstars are good for sure but monster as so many choices they are king.

0 calories so it's fine for cutting.
Just went and bought 3 cans just now.

>cashews come from the butt of a fucking twink apple

holy fucking shit

You are all dumb.

My coworker drinks venom every fuckin day. And goes out of his way to tell me how good it is. Holy shit thank you. Welfare sip made me kek.

S I P B O Y S

Enjoy your kidney stones

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Where the hell do they sell this?
If i ever saw it id try it just cause.

>I was dead
>Total blackness fell upon me
>lost in an aether full of nothingness
>I then saw a white distant light
> I walk up to it and begin to see the figure in the distance
>it's a can of SIPS
>I can hear the voices of my ancestors beckoning me to open it
>As I open the can and take a sip everything is a blur
>wake up in my bed with a SIP in my hand
So how do you guys start your day?

i wonder when /sip/ is gonna become a facebook meme.
i'm sure that monster made up this meme, in hopes that it will get stolen by normies and become main stream.

I don't think it will, it's been pretty contained to Veeky Forums since August or so.
Not sure how much I like the SIPBOYS submeme popping up though.

...

Will drinking this make me do more reps or something?

How does it differ from just taking the same amount of caffeine in pill form?

Sip boys isn't a submeme. It's just a way of identifying yourself as a sipper.

Sip boys gotta stick together. It's hard when these threads gets deleted so quickly.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>that name and design

fucking cringe

Well, it did appear out of thin air about a month ago, so it's pretty much a submeme at this point.

This is objectively the best tasting /sip/

Contains sugar though. I haven't tasted the sugarfree version yet.

I started it in January by posting pic related. I was basically just goofing on the Sad Boys thing and it stuck. Probably because there are so many Yung Lean fans here.

It probably won't. Drinking white sips as a preworkout has been a thing for years. It only just recently caught on here, but of course it had to be in the form of a meme.

So it's not like Veeky Forums is on the cutting edge and the """normies"""" are going to co-opt our idea to drink sips as a preworkout. It's just another example of
>muhsecretclub

Also yet another reason why it's not shilling. It's just an obvious idea that finally made its way to Veeky Forums.

Do you even speed?

/sippincoffeeinursquatrack/

>reading comprehension

I don't know whether you posted the thing he was responding to, but it read like you were saying "why would anyone drink sips?" instead of "why would anyone drink anything other than sips?" Plenty of people just see an energy drink and assume sips is loaded with sugar, and it seemed like you were yet another of those people.

Rockstar punched. So many flavors.

in on thinly veiled /sipsgeneral/

We had to Trojan horse the sip threads back in the day. Pic related.

Wtf happened to my pic related

what does it taste like

When I let people taste my sips, girls usually say tangerine or orange. Guys usually say mango or Sunny D.

(not that poster) It seems pretty obvious to me that he was not referring to sips, since he sad "normal energy drinks", so he was obviously comparing sips against other energy drinks. Otherwise he would have just said "energy drinks", without adding "normal".

this shit tastes disgusting enjoy your heart disease

It tastes nice, and has zero calories, so it's not worse than caffeine pills, but is definitely more fun.

I lived alone.
My calendar was blank.
I needed time to drink, to get the feels out of my mind.

What did I sip?
Could I believe?
That what I sipped that night was refreshing and calorie free?

Just what I saw,
In dank OC
Was the reflection of a white can staring back at me.

'Cause in my dreams,
It's always there!
The delicious *krrssk* that twists my mind and brings me to despair!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No buzz from JACK3D, was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see, the power of Monster Energy™
The seconds tick, waiting for that first sip
Was 2 for $4 real, or just some kind of meme?

SIP! SIP SIP! the beverage of the Beast!
A cold crisp taste, with 140mg of caffeine!

Torches blazed and aesthetics were praised
S I P B O Y S start to cry, cans held to the sky
In the night, when all the mods sleep tight,
/s i p general/ has begun, the shilling can be done!

SIP! SIP SIP! the beverage of the Beast.
Drink two cans, deadlifts are tonight…

The sips must go on, the thots will mire in awe
Can these lifts be real, or some crazy dream?
I feel drawn, towards the sipping hordes
The flavours mesmerise, they’re irresistible on ice.

SIP! SIP SIP! Its completely sugar free!
SIPPY SIP SIP the drink for you and me

You’re coming back
You will return
Getting 3 for $5 will make your wallet burn
Sips have the fire
Sips have the force
Sips have the power to make your dreams finally take their course

Lost it at the chorus

10/10

HOW MUCH LONGER

Is regular monster sipp boi?

Beetus is not a preferred sipping beverage

See

this retarded meme makes me laugh so fucking hard

Once a blue moon go for a monster Import.

This feel is a very bad relate-able feel.

I've honestly been sipping for a while breh

it's been a military thing for a long time I'm honestly happy it's become a meme

100% this. All these youngins saying its a meme but ive been drinking monster regularly since 2010.
Branch? Job?

Army, Reserves now

MI till I die

MI?
Military Investigator? That that mos you gotta cross into? Ive heard thats a good gig.
Navy here senpai. Was sippin on the high seas from 10-14. Now im sippin while working on my free degree.

Anyone else /sippin/ with dinner?

What is this new dank sippin meme, friends? 8)

double fistin sips and pizza
A fellow chad i see

I thought Navy guys drank Rockstar and Red Bull

Thats funny i always thought they drank semen

Marketing that newfags thought was a meme.

Some people from my ship def did but they sold monsters in ship store as well.
The only good red bull imo is the cranberry one but it has sugar.
Rock star definitely has good flavors but they are hard to find for some reason idk.

>tfw working 12-hour shifts with a sip machine nearby

*dj horns blaring*

>Stop having fun

Bazinga

Jealous. Thats what i felt like to some extent standing gate duty in Japan. They ahve those awesome as fuck coffee/drink machines everywhere. Was on a huge coffee binge while there.

>SWOs
Was UPS no longer hiring?

A meme from last September that /pol/ crossovers always think is marketing.

>after 10 and im still sipping
I'm addicted...

>monster shills

how much do they pay you per post?

A lot

Show me where I said I was a SWO braindead bumb

That would be cannabilism though.

Take a sip or go back to /pol/

Spurdo sip

Preddy good :DDD

top kek user congratulations.

every fucking thread there are RedBull shills pushing this shit
>Monster's marketing geniuses infiltrated the niche community of Veeky Forums!

>my ship
Was a pretty good giveaway.

My ship as in the ship i was on you moron. Im not a swo as i just said above that im using the gi bill to get my degree atm. It honestly must be tough being that stupid and trying to go through life.

Wow, amazing psyOps you fucking RedBull shill
>self-deprecate my company brand to seem more believable
People have woken up shit head, it isn't going to work

umad fgt

>>not mixing some sip with vodka and having a sweet night out with the bros

oh wow, putting on the mask of faux patriotism in order to leech off of uncle sam, good one.
how about you go through the trials of a real hard working american and pay for the degree yourself

I manage with my handler but the beatingd can be bad.

ugh i hate memeing hivemind sheep

???
I dont know what any of that means dude. I already posted a picture of japanese coffe so everything i said is true. Calm your autism.

I cant tell if this a joke or youre jealous or what?

Stay positive itll get better eventually

Well then go back to reddut, i mean why even come here to post?

Kek

Sip boys always one step ahead

>Well then go back to reddut

implying there isnt more hivemind sheep on reddit
ive been on Veeky Forums since before you were born cunt

Yes. Obviously.

For real though what was your position?