NOT A DRILL - BREAKING NEWS

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.

thank u. just kek'd 100k

fake and gay

>>money.cnn.com/2017/10/27/technology/business/amazon-starts-accepting-bitcoin-november/index.html

HAPPENING

Almost got me with this one

Fake news

Its a CNN link so of course its fake news.

made-up and "Poor Little White Boy"

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CNN fake news at it again

CONFERENCE CALL STARTING

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MY 100K ARK AHHHHHHHHH

Calling Bitcoin customer service for confirmation

open up the whiskey lads smooth sailing to 10 k now

Holy fuck its real

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

SOMEONE GET JAMIE DIMON HIS HEART MEDICATION!!!!!!1

>NEXT AMAZON PRIME DAY WILL BE BITCOIN ONLY to BOOST ADOPTION

:>OFFICIAL

FAKE NEWS

what'd they say? are you on call for the duration of your transfer between wallets?

>AMAZON LOCKERS IN WHOLE FOODS TO INCLUDE BITCOIN ATMS

>OFFICIAL

>AMAZON ALEXA UNITS TO ALLOW INSTANT PURCHASING OF BITCOIN BY VOICE

>FREE FOR PRIME MEMBERS

>OFFICIAL

Anybody tried clicking that link???

All ur bitcoins have been hacked by 4chin

>AMAZON ANNOUNCES PRIME CRYPTO; PREMIER CRYPTOEXCHANGE

>"We're taking the future mainstream"

>TARGET OF $100M daily volume by end of Q1 2018

>OFFICIAL

>fake news
why is this shit allowed

HOLY FUCK BLOCKBUSTERS ARE ACCEPTING BITCOIN GET IN HERE NOW YOU CUNTS AHHHHH

Company # 132,345 now accepts Bitcoin.

Who gives a fuck

>Implying a board that is a colony of /pol/ will click a CNN link

>AMAZON WEBSERVICES ANNOUNCES DEDICATED CLOUD COMPUTING CRYPTOMINING VENTURE

>WILL SUPPORT SEGWIT2X

>OFFICIAL

I just lost all my gold by clicking that link