This is what a real man looks like

This is what a real man looks like.

You're all a bunch of losers I could crush your heads with one hand.

>Not realizing the leg press can operate with two feet

who wears short shorts?

he wears short shorts!

They are moderate size.

We are posting on a Chinese communism forum on a Saturday night. We know we're losers.

who took this photo?

Is that what your mom told you when she snapped this pic?

lol

is this a fucking hoodoo gurus reference on Veeky Forums or just a crazy coincidence?

op btfo

A pillow stuffed under his skin, neat.

There's literally nothing wrong with short shorts.

>wearing those fag shorts
>real man

pick one faggot

anything not touching the top of your knee is short.

100% likely to be a simpsons reference

What type of shoes are those? Look like Asics, but what type?

dri-fit asics, size small

asics tigers, my bad thought you said shorts

He has a camel toe

Kek, under rated

ahh thanks

Yes bruv! I remember that Simpsons episode.

True story: Did you know he was actually taking his mum out for dinner dressed like that. WTF?

jelly fatty

Theres literally nothing wrong with that size shorts

It's hot tho... I hope to look like this. Imagine being literally eye raped by every qt and milfs on the street and grocery.

> I hope to look like this. Imagine being literally eye raped by every qt and milfs on the street and grocery.

what did he mean by this?

like what didn't you understand ?

This is a shitty american fashion standard that is about 15 years out of date. In most the rest of the world, shorts should *always* go about the knee

im gay and i look like op picrel. im very potent man.

Prove it faggot.

I do as well. Gotta show off those quads, right babe?

where can i buy shorts like this?

He's got some mooseknuckle going on there. But I'm not gonna lie, he looks aesthetic as fuck.

this is the best /fitizen/ body ive ever seen posted.

Why?