This is what a real man looks like

This is what a real man looks like.

You're all a bunch of losers I could crush your heads with one hand.

>Not realizing the leg press can operate with two feet

who wears short shorts?

he wears short shorts!

They are moderate size.

We are posting on a Chinese communism forum on a Saturday night. We know we're losers.

who took this photo?

Is that what your mom told you when she snapped this pic?

lol

is this a fucking hoodoo gurus reference on Veeky Forums or just a crazy coincidence?

op btfo