26 year old virgin

I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY

Hire a top class escort. Then move on with your life and realize sex is a meme.

Whores m8.

try grindr, if you can't find anyone of there (you can't be picky with age range) then I dont think you will ever be able to.

This. I lost my virginity to a fat cunt at the age of 24 and wish I could have kept it. Sex with her was always boring missionary. Porn was better desu senpai.

I lost my vriginity november last year and i'm 26, had my first kiss shortly before that. It'll happen user just reel in the autism.

22yo virgin here....

Can someone else confirm that sex is a meme?

I wouldn't say its a meme but it's really not as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be.

Yeah but life itself is a meme.

It is. Just go pay.

t.guy who lost it at 30 to a hooker

Sex itself is, but being in a meaningful relationship isn't. No amount of crazy sex can compare to falling asleep and waking up next to someone you love. It's amazing.

You guys are having sex wrong

not saying it's not good, it's just not THAT big of a deal.

Sex is great if you actually care about the person and make them want to feel good, you have good chemistry in general, or your partner is just really fucking hot and you lust hard for them.

If it's just some 6/10 chick you picked up at a club to get your rocks off, it's nothing special. Bjs are better in that case.

just take a girl to the hotel, to the motel

Literally all things in existence is a meme.

sex is only worth it if the girl is thicc

I couldn't have said it better.

Sex is real and has consequences, if you come inside an ugly bitch you'll be worried she'll get pregnant, she probably will by the way, if you fuck disgusting whores you'll be disgusted for a while or at least until you become a disgusting whore yourself.

In few words and to quote a verse from the bible 2 human become one flesh on that and trade if you wait too long to have Sex you might missed some really good lays and if you wait for that special/perfect someone you'll die a virgin cuss such either don't exist or to quote the bible again is like finding a needle on a hay stack.

> t. Lost virginity to a 40yo crack whore at 20 for 20 bucks.

20 bucks well spent if you asked me

Seconding. Once you get over the whole "wow I can get the sex" phase after losing your v-card, you'll find that it takes more than just two sets of genitals getting together to make an experience worth pursuing.

good advice thread

I'm 26.

Brought a qt home last night.

Couldn't get my dick up. Not even a bit. Have no idea wtf what was going on.

Virginity isn't that bad. this is worse.

>mfw also 26 year old virgin

Is it bad if I don't even think about it too much? Sometimes I wonder if I actually have autism.

>currently 26
>lost virginity at 22 to some fat bitch at a party
>literally the only time I've had sex

To top it off it was awful and I didn't even cum. I honestly wish I was still a virgin.

Coach Corey Wayne

His book can be found for free online, and his youtube is great, not memey like PUA shit either, just the basics of how to act like a reasonable attractive man

Just pay

I've had quite a few girlfriends but I honestly like being single and draining my balls in Thailand a few times a year

Kek

>Don't care for sex
>Just like BJs and big boobs in my face
>Can't have one without the other

Life is suffering

>strip club with VIP rooms

>tfw no hapa gf

You had to remind me.

>money

br-breh

Yeah, I listen to his stuff in case I make it.

Dude pay a fucking whore before you turn in to a wizard, save 200 bucks and buy something you like, cum inside if she let you

>Dude pay a fucking whore

That's degenerate though, I'd rather die alone tbqhwyfam

fuck of back to pol and stop ruining this board, people like to have fun and fuck

>advocates sex with prostitutes
>pure aryan user declines
>REEEEEEEEEE, gb2 pol!

Why the hate?

Also just turned 26. I got shafted by life circumstances. There's always the hotel route or whatever but I'd rather stay a virgin than act like some thirsty fuckboy.

I gotta be honest tho, I do my ab workouts at home and I try to practice so I can act like I have experience if I ever have sex.

What exactly do you practice lol

Been a virgin at your age is degenerate. Stop coming up with excuses and just get it over with.

you go to thailand a few times a year just to fuck....

Getting a high class escort is perfectly fine. Rich guys on Wall Street get them all the time. They are good looking, clean girls. Better looking than your average club/bar slut and the regular dumb broad you would have sex with.

Just do it.

I lost my virginity at age 21 to some 30+yr old prostitute in Hong Kong. It sucked, came quick and didn't really care. Later that year I had sex with someone pretty cool/we had chemistry and it was an entirely different experience, felt electric. I'm still autistic and boring, so sex doesn't come easy. But one piece of hope is that you aren't as thirsty after you've had it just a few times. Strive for deeper human connections, not worrying 24/7 about sex. Every day I wish I could make friends in school, find a girl I actually care about, but I'm struggling, All I do is lift, squeeze by in class then go home and sit alone for the rest of my day.

Thrusting

From where do you hire escorts?

Yeah I had to Asia for work for a month out of the year. I usually swing through Thailand to do some bangin'!

Look on p411, Eros , eccie.net. are good resources

Friendly reminder that the value of men increases with age, whereas the value of women decreases with it.
Wait a few years, and get yourself a nice traditional Gen Z gril. Marry her, and then take her virginity, as she takes yours on your honeymoon.
And although sex is just a meme, you don't simply throw it away willy-nilly. Just like you wouldn't hand out your rarest pepes to just anyone.

confirmed pedo

Yup

Scrubs, I'm 27.

Lost my V-card at 17, it's a meme.

25 y old who fucked a whore, sex is a meme

Get a whore you dummy

that gave me some hope,thanks user.
Gen Z really looks promising.

My man

Alright man, I know no matter how much we talk you its over rated and all that y isn't going to change your mind. I lost mine at 16, and have had sex with multiple women but I know where you're coming from. I remember wanting to lose it so and and nothing would change my mind. Get a tinder, or dating app(pof is good for poon) is the best thing to do and don't be shy. Or just go to clubs and parties

Sex with someone you actually care about is pretty great.
I've yet to find something more satisfying than my unprotected benis pushing a load deep inside my gf's warm vagina while having her breasts and hard nipples pushed against my chest.

Where? At a bar? What was your argument to bring her to your spot lmao

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24 here. Heading to Barcelona or Amsterdam in the summer and blowing some vacation money on escorts. I'm done respecting women.

You can't properly fuck something that you respect fampai

Im just as depressed as I am after fucking 40 different girls than I was when I was KHHV.

Back when I was a virgin I felt like if I could just have sex i would feel acknowledged and I would be happy. The thing is it doesn't work like that. Even if you have sex the next day you still go out and you still see cute girls everywhere that you wanna fuck, but they don't even notice your existence. and you think to yourself if only you were a chad she would have looked at you.

When I go out it still feels like no-one notices me. I look at everyone and nobody even sees me, especially girls.

Having sex is like an isolated incident of feeling acknowledged but it doesn't make up for the crushing long term despair of feeling like a ghost.

I know I have issues. And i know back when I was a virgin I would never have believed or trusted anyone who told me having sex doesn't help. but believe me it doesn't. you need to learn to be happy with your life as it as. I need to do that to