Frozen sips

sup Veeky Forums,

has anyone else experimented with frozen sips? I cut my hand ripping the can apart but the gainz are unparalleled, I think the thermodynamics of it actually means it's negative calories!

thoughts Veeky Forums? DAE freeze their sips?

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the only thing you should freeze are your assets so you can get your internet shut off and never post here ever again

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that shit is counterfeit S I P S you fucking DYEL

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uhhh

r u ok op?

Post photo of cut please

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Heh, not bad kid. Not bad.

jesus christ

I don't get it

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I've been away from Veeky Forums for a while, can some plz explain the sips meme to me please thank you

I haven't seen this many replies since OP revealed his 1RM

Never mind that now op got completely nuked over here

Kill yourself. Trying to piggy back of FPBP.

Jesus, OP just cant catch a break

y..you got him good bud

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Give that man a wall

op are you okay? are you okay? are you okay op?

>rockstar
>sips
Pick one

#roasted

OP B T F O
NEVER COME BACK

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Include me in the screencap please

damn you should become a hand model OP

Damn last time someone got roasted this hard was the tibetan monk

add me to the reddit screencap

i want in the screencap faggot

let me in the screencap

>I think the thermodynamics of it actually means it's negative calories!

you're dumb as shit dude.

sips are already negative calories, they start off at zero and then you burn calories by swallowing it and activating your throat muscle.

too late

Sipbois are faggots

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I'll activate your throat muscles if you know what I mean :^)

I don't think he has what it takes
youtube.com/watch?v=Er59Pqynx_c

>activated sips
goddammit, we came too far

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>he's never sipped

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put me in the screencap

>ITT leddit niggers

can someone explain to me what the fuck this even means

Thank but i have legitimately never been on reddit in my life.

>roast worded like a 15yo white kid

>obvious samefagging

k

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if you dont know what freezing your assets mean you are either 13 years old or just a dumb fuck either way kys my dude

why are you making sippy ice dildos - you know you can just drink it

that's actually pretty good

Oh boy.

Having my first sip ever.
Das shit gud

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bruh

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I remember when that sort of shit would get a handful of replies. Now with all these green-as-daisies newfags, everything they see that is considered 'edgy' by plebbit standards gets bombarded with (Yous).

Goddamn newfags.

D E S T R O Y E D

FPBP

this wasnt funny why are you guys responding to this

Fuck off kike shill.

Wew lad

> gets baited and shown as being a newfag
> calls others 'kike shills'

Fresh off the boat from reddit, huh kiddo?

Veeky Forums.org/rules
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome

stop monster shilling

report

hide

sage

www. internet confirmed Satan

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You are new

B T F O

Christ lad

calm down reddit

>negative energy

put me in the fucking screencap

>Everyone who hates shilling jew fags is from reddit

Has that place really improved to that point?

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

> not riding the 'le ebin new meme huehuehue' wave is now considered shilling

I hate shills. I just hate forced memes more, almost as much as I hate fucking sips. But all these kids fresh from reddit consider someone being told to kill themselves so 'edgy' they shower them in (Yous). Its just mass oversaturation of unfunny shit backed by people who havent been here long enough to know banter gems vs the common everyday banter, and they treat common banter like its the funniest thing since fucking sliced bread.

*sips fedora*

le ebin reagtion pig :DDDDD

Christ

> not being a sheep to a half funny post makes you an autist

If you say so friendo

ignore the shill and keep reporting his posts

The only thing forced here is the blood to my 'cep when I flex it after getting in that first sip.

>nonsipper detected

You are a shill.

Which is why you are calling everyone who disagrees with you a plebbit newfag, which apparently is all of Veeky Forums.

think he means the loss in body heat would be greater than the energy gained from drinking it
i.e net negative calories

Cool story bro, tell it again

> calls someone a shill for not joining in

Sigh. Its easy to tell whose new by the fact that they respond in such large numbers and with such big reactions. Theres been posts on /k/ of dudes getting shotgun barrels stuck up their ass, a dude build fucking napalm shotgun rounds and hunted with them, another built a panzershreck out of PVC and minced a crow at a hundred yards, another built a fucking vietcong tunnel under his house and was christened Moleman. That shit was top tier humour that is worthy. The fact that you havent been around long enough to see that top tier humour, and therefore not know what standard is met by what reaction, shows that youre new. Because if you had seen some incredibly hilarious threads, then you would have seen this one and known its nothing special, hence why it seems so forced, and everyone so new based upon their massive overreaction.

Fuck it, Veeky Forums has always been the most normie board. Why do I even bother.

Corporate monster shill

Bitch please, sips is the most forced meme on Veeky Forums, and thats saying a lot.

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Could this work as a squat plug

I had 4 sips today and its past 6pm now

is it insane to go for that 5th sip of the day?

>brought to you by monster beverage corp

t. redbull shill

>The only thing forced here is the blood to my 'cep when I flex it after getting in that first sip.