If you had to choose between being 6'4 lanklet with 6x5 dick or 5'7 manlet with 8x7 dick, what would you choose?

7 inches of girth would make a horrible sex life.

Are you retarded?. 0.1% of the population is over 6 inches girth.

6'4" is fucking abnormal. Why would anyone want to be that tall? If I were a woman I wouldn't even feel like a 6'4" guy was a real person.

5'7" manlet all the way.

Lanklet

My dick's already 6x5

hey guys how do i measure girth? is it my head or the shaft?

>8x7 dick
>7 inch circumference

>6'1 with 6.5x5.3
almost there

>6'4" is fucking abnormal
yeah dude, im sure girls think this 6'4 guy is a freak

I'll keep my 6' with 6x5

Anons, is jelqing just a meme, or does it really work? Has someone here tried it and haven't got erectile dysfunction?

How you'll actually end up looking

ofc they do, literally look at your picture. the people in the background turn around like some freak just walked by.

I am already 5'8 with 5.5x4, why wouldn't I choose the first one

im 6'5" and my whole life ive been looked at like a freak from some circus.
girls want 6'2". anything taller is weird looking/doomed to stay skelly mode

True. My friend is 6ft3 and struggled with skelly mode for years and years. His way out was heavy juicing, but I dont know how that would work for 6ft5.

This guy is barely 6ft1.

5'7 manlet with 8x7 dick
for sure

Bitches love that dude tho

5'7 with 8x7, obviously.
I'm 5'5 with 5x4 dick.
So it's a win.

Just gonna stay at my 6' 7x5

That manlet is literally on his tiptoes as high as possible. If youre short youre short. Nothing is more faggy than not being able to accept your shortcomings

That's not necessarily true for everyone. t. 6'5" fatty.

R8 8/8, gr8 b8 m8.

I'm 6'4", height has never been an issue picking up women. It has been a huge help, actually.

OP, I'm cool with what I am. 6'4", 7"x6" (wear a Magnum).

Anyone tried using hydromax Bathmate? Considering it for a little extra girth/length

t. 7"x5.5"

>5'8
>5.5x4.5 bone pressed
>virgin

How fucked am I lads?

Wholly unnecessary for you.

Shaft

>work in banner shop 3rd shift solo
>5'11", tallest in department
>new supervisor named Tony 5'5" or less
>wake up in afternoon to text requsting i come in for overtime on weekend
>"sure thing Tiny I can work both"
>"ah, *Tony, sorry"

Should i get a new job Veeky Forums?

>7 inch circumference
Are you so out of touch with reality?

im 6x5, i want to try it, but i dont know how to get it and use so my mom wouldnt found out

You're right man, 6'4 is basically leprechaun tier, girls just laugh at you if you aren't wearing lifts.

7 inch circumference is immense, far, far too large for just about any woman.

I'm 6'5 and thicker and wider proportioned than most manlets who lift(no not significantly fat). Faggots just don't know how to eat.

6'4 for ultimate blobmode.

I had a buddy with a legit 9 inch dick. Sluts and all their friends would gossip about it and fuck him even though he was a total manlet.

I already have a huge dick and it's sort of whatever, so if I couldn't keep my current body, I'd lose the few inches on my dick to gain a few inches in height. I like being tall, but I've always wanted to be a bit taller. I definitely wouldn't want to lose half a foot in height to get a fatter dick, lol. My dick is fat enough, at 7 inches, you're bound to be in for trouble.

I know man, but you know, it's just that thing of wanting to wield a big ole thick meat sword

If I do ever get one I would definitely hide it somewhere concealed like the inside base of my bed

Also guys, I don't want you to get paranoid and stuff but I was curious enough to browse through an online sex shop to read the reviews of the most popular dildos. All I'm gonna say is there was overwhelmingly positive feedback the thicker the girth. I'm talking 6"-7" being optimal. Didn't dare read about the real monsters

>tfw 6'5" fatass with a 8"x5" dick

I'd choose not to be as stupid as OP and go around asking idiotic hypothetical questions.

I'm 6'3 and my 6x5 dick has always been perfectly fine with hook ups

I would take 6'4 any day, height is a huge asset and I don't care to be a walking midget dildo

How manlet are we speaking?

I'd say 6'2/6'3 is the absolute maximum until you just become akwardly tall.
6'2 to 5'11 is a really good spot

I'm 6'4 with a 7x5.5 . Losing an inch wouldn't be the end of the world, still slightly above average.

5'7 manlet with 8x7

Not so great.

>6' with 7''x5.6 here.

What kind of shit dilemma is that ?
Who would seriously choose option 2 ?

Having a bigger dick doesn't mean a better experience and if you think girls will throw themselves at you because you got an 8 incher,you're just dumb

Who gives a shit about giving a more pleasurable experience if that means losing 9 inches of height

>6'3 with a 6'' x 5''

not sure how to feel

>good spot
>under 6ft

keep telling yourself that little guy

It's not as good as you might think

>t.im that

Anything under 6'3 is tiny and pathetic. That's awkwardly short, pls get some stilts so I don't have to hurt my neck talking to you.

>tfw 5'9 and 6.5x5.25

LITERALLY average

>6'1 with 7.8x5.3

Why worry about something if you can't change it. If i could i'd choose a slightly bigger peen and be 6'2, but i can't.

that standard doesn't exist in the rest of the world

your 7.8
and you want
bigger

I tried it for two weeks and gave up because I got a weird erection once and I realized it wasn't worth risking my 7"x5.3" for some minor gains.

Got some ridiculously hard erections during the two weeks I was doing it though. So hard it almost hurt.

the first one no fucking question

Agreed. I have 5.5 inches of girth and this girl said I was the first guy she couldn't deapthroat.

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