Gym cunts

Just got back from the gym and I'm raging Veeky Forums

>Be me
>In gym doing standing BB OHP for dem shoulder gains
>Next to the squat rack as gym is small and space limited
>late 40s milf cardiobunny arrives at the squat rack
>hnnnnng.jpg
>some cunt Veeky Forumszen has left lmao3pl8 on the bar with no clip
>She starts unracking the weights on the otherside
>I'm focussed on the mirror and concentrating on my form
>CRASH
>bar flips and 3pl8 comes crashing down on my foot/ankle
>immediate agony
>jump away and trap finger somehow as I try not to drop the bar on my fucking head
>OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPENED - shouts the milf
>Too much pain to concentrate right now. whole gym looking. autism kicking in
>I'LL GO AND GET THE GYM GUYS - THE EQUIPMENT SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
>mfw physics
>continue to hop around and swear as gym looks on
>3 PTs come over
>Milf continues to shout at them about how this squat rack was supposed to defy physics
>Start racking the bar on one side trying to find the tipping point - find it
>NO THAT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN - I'M 48 AND I'VE BEEN LIFTING SINCE I WAS 17 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN
>dat 31 years of squats ass
>Meanwhile 1 Asian PT telling me I shouldn't have stood so close to the rack
>Tell him to fuck off, the gym is small
>Gym still staring. Autism rampant
>Just want it all over tell cardio bunny: 'It's fucking physics. If there's not enough weight to counterbalance what's on the other it it will flip. Now please all shut up and leave me alone.'
>Embarrassed and angry I hobble off to the bench
>Ihaveaworkouttocontinue.png

Foot now iced and elevated and I don't think anything is broken. I'm still angry and I'm having autistic flashbacks.

Anyway. Veeky Forums milf/gym stories thread

The best thing about this is if you weren't autistic you'd have just said "you alright? Do you want a hand with tht?" And helped her unrack the bar. That's literally what any normal person would do. If the weights are 45lbs or heavier then I help a woman unrack the bar

Like a true gentleman

>tiptiptiptip

>m'lady

No. Any sensible person would unrack weights evenly not leave lmao3pl8 on one side.

>implying gym bunnies know anything about unraveling 3 plates.

> being so autistic that you think basic common courtesy and friendly chit chat immediately makes you a neck beard.

he was pressing, you goof

Peripheral vision. Pretty obvious she was going to unrack all three.

Also his reaction afterwards was pathetic.

Any normal person would act like it hadn't hurt. Say it's no problem. Do everything you can to hold in the pain. Help her re rack the bar and get chatting to the fit milf.

Only autists would sperg out. Aww didums someone dropped 3 plates on ur foot. Man up pussys

This. I was literally working out.

But I'm sure would have dropped the weight and ran to help her so fast it would make is fedora spin

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