Why is the bodybuilder the manlet?

I thought about this picture like 2 hours ago and how retarded it is.

Overcompensating.

Why isn't the powerlifter fat?

lmao that edit made by crossfitters trying to save some face

Someone please upload the one where the xfag is a stick with retarded face

why do they all look like bodybuilders instead of their respective archetype?

Crossfitter /sips/ Red Bull...

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How can the powerlifter walk with a leg shaped like that? It's like he has a reversed knee.

that's what you get for doing squats nigger

>crossfitter
>looks strong and proportionate
kek

100x kek

>crossfitters trying to insert themselves into the lifters' club

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>Crossfitter
>Jacked

Choose one

>hivemind

>crossfitter
>looks like bodybuilder
>powerlifter
>not fat
at least the strongman has gigantic traps

Kek, the powerlifter looks like a bald, bearded John Cena, which is fitting, I guess. Cena does powerlifting.

Why does everyone hate crossfit so much?

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In 2013 Crossfit had 2 guys that deadlift over 650 and a couple of more with an over 600 one. The top 50 were all above 550. The guys with an over 600 deadlift would have been in the Top 35 of American powerlifters at the 181 lb weight class.

They are goofballs but they are strong goofballs.

because they are ignorant and most people are afraid of things that are new so they find videos of people practicing crossfit workouts and doing a very poor job of it.

You can do the same thing for people who go to the gym: compile a bunch of videos edited so that it makes anyone using any gym equipment look like bozos

Just try it, use your head, if you don't like it then do something else; stop listening to people on the fucking internet who just shitpost all day and don't actually train OR the retards who think that their way of exercising is the only way. If you are going to listen to close-minded people you are going to fail.

Roiding is rampant in crossfit. Besides, top crossfitters don't do crossfit, they do their own routines and compete in the crossfit games for the money.

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The same can be said about powerlifting. The skinny-fat kid doing Starting Strength and watching Elgintensity is no different than the yuppie doing kipping pull-ups and other idiocies. The top guys in Crossfit are cool in my book.

their workouts are ineffective and dangerous, aside from the cleans which have terrible form.

You know how using momentum to complete a movement is generally a bad idea?
Well that's a fundamental tenet of Crossfit

Combine that with lots of broscience and their own "special proprietary exercises" and you get a group of people who worship bad form and think they're superior to everyone else

Because you're insecure?

At least the kid doing SS is starting with the true fundamentals
Crossfit ignores the proper fundamentals in order to be "special"

I googled some of their stuff just out of curiosity. It seems like there is A LOT of conditioning work involved. I can see why some people resort to bad form - they lack the cardio and the needed GPP to get stronger.

Again, this sounds like a "my dad can beat up your dad thing". Recreational crossfit doesn't seem all that different from recreational powerlifting. Well at least it has abs and hot chicks lol.

I think it's a different thing altogether. SS is about maximum strength. Crossfit is about maximum strength under very heavy cardio conditions such as rowing 500 meters and then doing a 20-rep body-weight benchpress.

It's closer to strongman if you think about it.

The only crossfitters who look are roiders. Everyone looks dyel as fuck.

You people are nuts

Crossfit promotes bad form and dangerous habits

well, show me a 1 year recreational crossfitter progress and a 1 year recreational powerlifter progress then

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ayy

The crossiftters look like they are out of skinny-fat mode.

lol

Based Bundy has that functional strength.

Where is the weightlifter with the platform shoes and foam roller

Hey Isley why don't you press overhead at all?

because it's all manlets can do to try and compensate but it's never enough

manlets are fucking worthless and everytime I see one I wonder why he's even in public in the first place. Stay inside and out of sight, and bottle your anger up silently.

The roidaroo bits of powerlifting (that you know) like Dan green and brandon lolly aren't powerlifters and don't represent powerlifting

fuck off fatarse
Blobs who eat everything in sight and spend more time stretching and foam rolling than they do actually lifting (if you can even call it that with all the equipment they wear) then complain about roiders don't represent powerlifting

>aren't powerlifters

objectively untrue

>this is the body of someone who says steroids are unhealthy
really strains the brain

I think part of it's a meme, part of it is le secret club bullshit, part of it is because you really shouldn't do crossfit workouts on a daily basis, and part of it is because it gives dyels a FREE group to feel better than.

Imo there's honestly not that much of a difference between strongman and crossfit, aside from the absolute strength of the low level competitors and that crossfit does a bit more endurance work.
All of that being said part of the reason why crossfit gets so much hate is because how smug/annoying the fucks were when it was really starting to get popular.

kek

>this is the body of someone who says isley is a strong and handsome man

no homo

GYNO

tfw you just saw "isley" but you don't actually know his trip

d-dat you?

need gyno surgery asap

Roiding is rampant period.

But yeah to the rest

yeah and grills and boys still think i look better than you, mad?

Never seen jacked power lifter in my life

you need steroids and shoe lifts asap

>In 2013 Crossfit had 2 guys that deadlift over 650 and a couple of more with an over 600 one
literally mediocre stats for professional strength athletes
There are 5 people at my gym with 600+ deadlifts

stan efferding

IPF isn't the only federation that exists. That said, I prefer to watch single-ply but that's besides the point.

Ironically, Dave Tate had a NOTORIOUSLY bad diet that he got from JM which consisted of McDonald's sandwiches, Chinese buffets and large pizzas lol.

He looks fine.

konstantinov
dave gulledge
coleman
matt kroczaleski
Pete Rubish
eric lilliebridge

and those are just a few of the good heavyweight ones... want more examples?

Literally almost everyone who competes under heavyweight

They are good stats for people who don't specialise in the deadlift and do it in a very exhausted state.

>powerlifter
>visible abs
Pick one.

No, no they don't bbgrl.

The "fat powerlifter" thing comes from the days of geared lifting. In the OP's picture the powerlifter should be fat because he is about to do Westside.

strong proof, pussy post pics

lmao 2pussy2postpix

pussyboi

deads and squats dumass

I'm not the insecure one with gyno here, bb. Ain't got nothing to prove.

pics lol

>powerlifting

not even once

at. an Olympic gym

When user gets called out and exposed.

time to fade back into the darkness of obscurity, to step up and get slapped down so fast must sting

lardarses who worship Rippletits and Wendler aren't the entirety of powerlifting and they're the reason it (and strength training in general) has the image it has nowadays (fatasses wearing a fuckton of gear to move a bar a few inches after spending an hour doing rehab work for injuries they don't have)
people like Konstantin Konstantinovs, Jamie Lewis, Dan Green and Pete Rubish represent what powerlifting should be

>Wendler
Say what you must about Ripetoad but Wendler actually demands that one does conditioning as part of 5/3/1.

>people like Konstantin Konstantinovs, Jamie Lewis, Dan Green and Pete Rubish represent what powerlifting should be
No they fucking don't. They aren't even in fucking powerlifting.

Yes, it be me, joseph

Konstantinov is brah
and Dan Green claims to be but those silly deadlifts

don't make fun of KK brah

why is the crossfitter jacked

Except they literally are.

They all powerlift/have powerlifted competitively or for a living and have competed dozens of time. So explain to me how they aren't powerlifters?

Hey george, haven't lifted in like 2 years but I started again recently, but i'm into cars a lot I got a camaro, u mirin?

pete rubish is casual af and dan green does fake lifts(see deadlift)

idk who jamie lewis is

Chaos and Pain

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Did you go off cycle too?

I am mirin that's a nice car. I have a handme down from my great uncle.

>vintage british automobile

mirin

also.... you really think I would roid while not lifting.... lmao

Please edit the strongman so the rock is just his enormous gut

>strongmen are fat

>it's a "tripfag is a total dumbass like always" episode

shoo

What's the difference between a strongman and powerlifter?

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