Autism general?

>thibble

kek

>I still ended up spending 3 times as long on the treadmill hoping she would subtly start mirin me (she didn't).

Thank you, user.

mercy this is a fantasy of mine

You want autism? Ill give you some
>cardio bunny takes machine next to me
>stop and relocate few machines over

>always done with station right as black guy takes one next to me
>always looks racist
>sit back down and do sets until he leaves

id thibble her nibbles

so this is the power of Veeky Forums...

I've reached the point where stuff like this makes me way more sad than aroused.

I can't tell if that's a good thing or not.

i never even look at girls because im ugly, it's doing a disservice to both of us if we communicate. I just ignore them, like they don't exist.

Cute girls don't really want your attention man, they want a Chad's attention, you're like that shitty puffer fish they have to throw back and keeps getting hooked. Then you get upset because they reject you or friendzone you... would you fuck yourself? Would you let you fuck you? If the answer is, hell no, then why would she?

If a girl is interested in you, you will know. Because she will make any excuse possible to be near you.

>few years ago
>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a christmas gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Up In The Air
>i agree thinking that it was the pixar movie Up i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some boring george clooney movie about planes
>Up isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of old people
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice avatar is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see avatar along with the avatar combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Avatar before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Up In The Air and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me

I felt kinda bad for her, but why was she trying to take me to see a shitty film

holy shit, lmao. No wonder your dad left.

Why would you move machines? What's the point?
Fucking autist

fuck you user

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Yes, thats what this thread is about

Kill yourself

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Good God

>not having the shake finished when last rep of last set is done

Actually retarded.

you piece of shit

holy shit dude

You are not smart or sneaky you are a selfish jerk.

Your mom just wanted to spend time with you you fucking cunt, the movie didn't matter...im dying

>Asks what you want to see
>Tell her she can choose
>ITS HER FAULT FOR TRYING TO TAKE ME TO SEE SOMETHING I DONT WANT TO SEE

How do you live with yourself?

How old is this?

>kinda bad
>kinda
pls be robot pasta

What makes this even worse is Up in The Air is actually a pretty fun and intelligent movie.

>up in the air
>shitty film

kys my man

couple of years, it's decent though.

sweet mother of mercy im gonna call my mom just because of this post

>up in the air is boring but avatar is worth watching

fuck you

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79325882/

wew lad

you cant be that ugly, just work on yourself, dont be fat, dont smell bad, take care of yourself, and have game, you can easily pull above average chicks if your face is ugly

this is pasta you idiots.

>have game

that's where it fucks you up

You're a disgusting faggot user

sad

I had this autism

>be me

>skip gym for two weeks because of depression

>15min on treadmill
>15 minutes of cardio
>only 15 minutes

Not gonna make it.

>run mile on treadmill
>9 minutes
>"just go to 15, nice even quarter hour"
>15 minutes, 1.76 miles
>"shit, just missed 1.75, go for even 2 miles"
>2 miles, 19 minutes
>"fugg, have to get even half hour now"
>30 minutes, just over 3 miles
>etc. just pull the emergency stop at 60 minutes because I'm bored of treadmill
>go to weights
>rest time is 15 seconds because I don't want to be that guy doing ohp, bench, squats for 25 minutes
>think people are a hair away from sperging out at me at all times for taking more than 5 minutes a series
>gains suck because I'm struggling on set 3-5 rushing rests
>think people more fit (read: aesthetic) than I are laughing internally when I have to deload to get through at a "decent" pace
How to stop this paranoid autism

stop smoking weed and start thinking about yourself instead of them

I never smoked weed

How do you do it, how does anyone run on a threadmil?

I find it so boring and my feet and legs ache and its annoying and i just want it to end.

I am like the meme of the feel guy in the corner at a party when it comes to those things.

I still do it every time i go to the gym, im more than fit enough and it isn't hard for me, but how do i enjoy running?

When you run, land on the ball of your foot, literally never heel strike, avoid using heels at all if you can. Running shoes have pads in bottom to absorb shock. These two things fix 90% of problems with people who run.

I think i do that, not sure. I just find running very tedious. Maybe its the threadmil and real running would be much better but i live alongside a major road and everything else is private property.

just go to park and run there, senpai

Tredmills aren't really good for you, but I'm too autistic to be seen running through town.

This isn't a feels thread idiot
TREAT YOUR MOM BETTER!!!

Probably the worst thing I've ever read on this site.

please do your lifts before cardio if you're going to run for an hour

This pasta fucking disgusts me

mommy

....fuck man, I dont know. Just tell her that was a shitty choice.

>15min cardio

goodbye gainz

SO YOU PICKED FUCKING AVATAR (WHICH IS SHIT BTW) INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR MOM WHO HAD PAYED FOR YOUR TICKET? YOU COULDN´T EVEN BRING HER A SODA? WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE. THE ONLY REASON IM NOT TELLING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF IS BECAUSE ALTOUGH YOU ARE A SHIT PERSON AND REALLY SHOULD, YOUR MOM WOULD PROBABLY BE REALLY SAD. JESUS HOW DENSE CAN YOU BE? THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SPEND TIME LIKE THAT WITH THEIR MOTHERS, AND YOU WHO HAVE YOUR MOTHER BY YOUR SIDE, DECIDE TO ABANDON HER, STEAL HER MONEY TO GO WATCH A STUPID FILM. YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE.

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55aeb23a09c5b
>letting herself thump back on incline sit ups
>using her arms to pull herself up
>using an elliptical probably on the lower difficulty setting
>posting for pictures while working out
>still has a nice figure
Guess getting dicked all day is good for burning calories. Who would've known?

you are a horrible son.

This wasn't me but there is there like 5 foot tall 200 pound dwarf that usually comes in to the gym, gathers up all the 2 and a half plates in the gym (didn't even realize we had more than like two of these until this dude started showing up) and puts them on the Smith Machine for workout.

So there was a cute 9/10 girl on the Smith machine working out in a pretty much exclusively male gym.

>dwarf goes up to qt and taps her on the shoulder
>girl gives him a look of disgust and asks him what he wants
>asks her what she's doing
>girl can't hear him, gets visibly angry, takes out her iphones and yells
>dude yells at her really loud "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>girl tells him "working out, what the fuck"
>"b-but I need this machine"
>pretty sure this girl was going to just beat the shit out of this dude at this point
>she just turns around and ignores him
>he takes his 2 and a halfs and fucks off in the corner
>girl leaves weights on the smith machine for the next 45 minutes acting like she's going to use it again but she isn't

Dont live near any parks, the only reason i can go to a gym is because its actually a luxury hotel in the country.

Do bike

>be in group chat with other nerds in my major.
>about to lose virginity finally to a qt grill
>in a dark room
>decide to take a pic for the group
>she looks away I quickly snap a pic
>auto flash was on
>phone flashes
>"user why are you taking a picture of me wtf!"
>storms off
Kek at least my friends think I'm no longer a virgin

AUTISM

>get home from gym
>Take shit
>Can clearly hear a girl moaning through the wall
This is happening right now idk what to do.

>walk in on her flicking the bean
>offer to help
Do you even watch porn?? This happens all the time

stop being so fucking negative faggot. JESUS you're fucking annoying and just brought me down

>1 year ago
>Be Americafag living in Japan
>QT PT starts working at gym
>just finished a hell of a session, out the shower, about to buy a protein drink
>order in the not native language
>hear the girl say to another worker that it was cute
>she comes with my drink and asks in broken english where I'm from
>"America" and a little smile.
>Say nothing else, she gets back to her business.
>Hasn't talked to me since

Sex:3 minutes
Fapping to the pic: Infinity minutes

Smart choice user.

...

Fuck bro this is too true

start smoking weed
it legitimately helped cure my autism

This does not work for everybody. When I smoke I get trapped inside my own head and my autism ramps up.

what a self centred piece of shit user
SAD!

I only use dumbbells because I'm afraid people will make fun of my form if I attempt squats or deadlifts or benchpress