ITT fit humor thread

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My favorite :^)

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I I wanted humor I would ask about your one rep max.

> Women at the gym who reject me

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that is the dumbest unfunny picture in the history of Veeky Forums. If you started or contributed to that thread you should be shot.

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haha it would be a ginger

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SO basically they thought he was past the natty limit?

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I want /pol to leave

They probably just wanted to fuck with him

>Lets find out

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white women who go there deserve all the gang rapes they get

>HTML++
Some pleb-tier coding right there, brahs.

>IMPLYING
inshallah brothers

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>html
>""""""""coding""""""""

> but decided not to pursue it

fucking Sweden
fucking SJW culture
fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>fit

>okayish tattoos, swole, geobaskets, gay "zyzz"-style haircut, still somewhat to beta to fuck girls
what is this clusterfuck?

is a guy whomst on Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums.

Genuinely laughed in real life at this.

>having big muscles is a crime in sweden
Funny, yet depressing

Nobody cares about what you want, libsissy.

is this what happens if you take Veeky Forums advice serious and still you cant get laid?

>all those printed little images about the things he hates instead of things he likes

This guy is fucked in the head.

getting laid was never part of the plan

Thought pork was haram?

>liberal guys
>liberal
>guys

top kek

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I recognize that manga!
It's pretty Veeky Forums.

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>straight up implies that liberal "men" are inherently weaker than non liberal men, thus they have to try harder to be up to par

Perfect.

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'ZACTLY.

literally me

How civilized of you.

Been working towards that goal for years.

This is my plan, except I take my jacket off just slowly enough and then whip my head back fast, looking into the qt3.15's eyes

>"Bitch, you 'mirin?"

I read the article that this is referencing. It's a huge bunch of nonsense, as he mentions cliche after cliche. One of the ones that made me laugh a little was when he talked about rescuing a "small gay kid" from a homophobic bully. Now, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but this is a bit odd. First, he assumed the kid was gay. Secondly, he's obviously making it up or admitting to white knighting someone. I'll be the degenerate even asked the poor kid what he was doing later. The alternative is that it NEVER HAPPENED. Yeah, either way it's kind of lame. Not like the Left would be able to lift weights with any dedication...

>tfw I only started lifting so I can one day wear anime t-shirts in public.

weeboo happa fantasy get fucked

0 gains in 6 years

desu cenovitch is a bitch who is raising someone elses kid.

SWEDEN PLEASE

this is essentially that quote, "Make savage the body, but make civil the mind"
You /r9k/ types look too deeply into what people mean when they say things like this,

FUCK OFF /POL/

>own an inzer level belt (while aggressively un-latching it after I pound a set)
>own adipowers
>own beats (tho earbud kind)
>bring chalk to a non-chalk military gym
>Use RPE in discussion even though I'm brosplitting and not doing RTS
>Also, claim CNS exhaustion as a reason for lower performance when I'm 4/5 weeks into no deloads
>Own supertraining products including sleeves
>Take sips pre-workout

Am I become a meme Veeky Forums?

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I thought you said humour, not rage?

This has to be a joke right? Satire surely?

I didn't think any country could be more backward than the US when it came to steroid use.

no

>ebin fug off stormniggers :DDD
this is why cripple chan is Superior to cuck chan because leftypol and reddit barely have a presence on there

Anyone got the thread where a guy posted a homemade guillotine

>Veeky Forums isn't an adequate enough echo chamber for some people

Not necessarily/ fit/ related but works good kek.

autism is very Veeky Forums related.

You are not wrong...

Yeah... I guess critically thinking about it we all have at least a mild does of autism to be here.

Also, any one else going for God king mode?

holy fuck kek fuck

He reached the natty limit.

>shoes on bed.
>cigarette.
>2017.

Holy shit, my sides

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Wow, that was very rude and hilarious.

holy kek

top kek

I honestly cried laughing. My sides.

I have 583 calories left today... Any recommendations? Only 3 hours until bed and I cycled 90 min today in hot weather so I'm only drinking water.

thats my waifu reeeeee

Fuck, I didn't download the captioned version that said "plus-sized models"

The rowens fucking make this guy is great.

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dubs

Anybody have Driveanon?

Smoke a blunt and go to sleep.

I hope you intended to finish your sentence,

no

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>thinking it's only leftypol and reddit who find your autistic ramblings annoying

Not him but I also need this

hello me it's nice to see you here at this hour

>4 autistic kids
Ok, that's fucking environment and not genetical. Lady needs to raise her kids better.

This is why I hate PTs

Nigger.

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Keked audibly for a while

Why not let niggers starve? Easy solution to a dumb problem.

This. I'm conservative and I think you're all angsty teenagers that need some better parenting.

Actually looks like skinny dude is trying to choke him.