Downsides of getting Veeky Forums

>but don't use it*

>don't eat after 19 pm, my friend did it and lost 5 pounds in 2 weeks

I've never been fit, but I have been obese twice and dyel inbetween. It's amazing how differently people treat you when you aren't a blob of mass.

>19 pm

7 pm in Burger.

Bro once you get fit ppl respect you even more and some ppl mire

My coworkers who are either really skinny or really fat do it all the time to me. Goes hand-in-hand with being made fun of for not jumping up and running to the conference room when it's announced there are donuts.

"Oh watching your figure are you young lady?"
Fuck you Jason you're at least 350lbs, constantly complain about your knees and back, and everyone talks about how bad you smell.

How do you deal with lesser men trying to dominate you

Why are these guys such losers

This has been my experience as well

you mean 1900? you absolute retard. the point of military time is that you dont need AM/PM

So wats 19 am in burger?

This. Holy fuck.

Never happened to me but must be annoying.

>increased sexual drive with noone to sex with
It's worse when there a tons of qts at your work.

They can make for good stories

getting smaller and weaker now makes you depressed so you contantly have to eat big and hit the gym

>Thinking that lifting will clear up your depression
>Now you will never be satisfied with how you look.

delet

lol is there a version with audio?

>be at home
>having my breakfast bagel and oatmeal so I'm fully charged for my 10 hour shift throwing mail bags at the airport
>mommy comes downstairs from vacuuming
>scolds me for overeating
>"user, TWO BAGEL SLICES AND TWO PACKETS OF OATMEAL? THAT'S THREE ENTIRE MEALS YOU'RE HAVING!!1!"
>lose 20 good boy points

Fucking cunt how am I supposed to bulk without tendies now

I hate my life

powerlift

Only just started having this recently, must be a sign that I'm getting bigger. People always squeeze your arms, but this one guy took the piss.

>be dancing in the club
>minding my own business
>with a group of mates, plus some other lads I didn't know
>offer to buy the next round of shots
>begin walking off to the bar
>manlet of the group that I don't know very well grabs me by the arm and squeezes tight
>laugh, think he's just mirin
>he extends his arm for a handshake
>reciprocate and shake his hand
>at this point I'm thinking he's thanking me for buying the drinks
>next thing I know he starts squeezing
>squeeze back
>he becomes visibly angry and red in the face as we have this battle of handshakes in the middle of the dance floor
>staring each other directly in the eye
>see sweat begin to drip down his forehead
>at this point my hand is actually in agony
>we both have a vice like grip on each other
>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries
>a few minutes go past and then he finally relents and let's go
>I win
>smile and pat him on the arm and walk to the bar and continue with what I was doing
>wake up the next morning to see huge bruise on my hand
>all because a manlet wanted to start shit with me

kek'd

was there nothing spoken during your crab fight with manlet? if so, that makes it even more funny

>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries
It's fucking perfect

People asking me to take them to the gym. I love working out with people and showing newbies proper form and whatnot, but 9/10 times, they just end up making lame excuses why they can't/ don't want to. I usually end up either missing my workout time because they "need to eat something first" then two hours later they "just need to get changed" then an hour later "my phone is at 3% I need to charge it". If you want to get in shape and learn how to workout, I will totally give you all the advice I have, but if you're going to fuck with me for hours just because you don't want to admit that you only like the idea of working out and won't actually commit to it, don't even talk to me about it. Now I just tell people "hey I'm going the gym in an hour, wanna come?" I don't wait for anyone or anything, I just say when I'll be there. And they never show, ever, but that's their problem

search connor murphy tips on youtube
> youtube.com/watch?v=RyTrXmFBJdQ

Rape them to assert dominance.

Bitches be mirin that body

Also what is that guys routine?

Every time someone does that I just jab my finger into the tendons of their hand and they relent

>always being the first person asked to help move stuff

No that's usually the guy with the pick up truck.

>girl whispers to her friend "is he a model?"
My spaghetti cant handle this

sauce

I more or less have no one to hang out with because a bulk of my friends I've met through partying.

I also find it difficult to enjoy drinking due to its caloric content/knowing I won't be able to work out the next day. I feel like one of those lame people that say they can have fun without drinking but I genuinely can. Conversely, my boyfriend annoys me when he's drunk because I'm too sober to tolerate it.

effort/10

this was before he dumped her when he didn't know
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this one is after when he dumped her and let her borrow his car

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Rack pulls xf
And repeat

>xvideos.com/video23329768/selena_green_vargas_en_su_famoso_video_porno_pornogratishd.xxx

fucking hero

What? Just tell them when you're going and its up to them to show up.

>Never happened to me but must be annoying.
lmao

i dont even know this jason dude but i hate him already

Finally got a belly but dragging my feet on doing my first cut. Paranoid about losing a single ounce of precious gains. Been auschwitz mode and never wanna be smaller ever again.

>Losing the weight makes you feel free
>Realize you're still weak and small
...
>Keep going because depression is a loser's game.

I had a few favorite articles of clothing, including an expensive motorcycle jacket given to me by my gramps. It was custom made, tailored, and fit to perfection. I've worn the jacket around as a lanklet and the jacket has become perfection with wear. It's a beautiful jacket and it has a lot of sentimental value.

Now I can't fit in the damn thing, since it was made to dyel measurements. Shit. Now it's just sitting in my closet looking all pretty and shit. I don't want to get a new jacket, though.

>pic related is the jacket, but not me

No talking, just dead silent, slightly homoerotic staring into each other's eyes

Was he hot?

He was a manlet, work it out for yourself.

What do you mean by this?

>Start lifting
>Nobody thinks I lift
>4pl8 diddly
>1pl8 ohp
Thanks genes.

>cant go out without some asshole pointing out and laughing that i carry my chicken tendies with me
ffs

>>looks like when crabs fight each other on nature documentaries

hoh fuck my sides

I know this feel, user. You are not alone

You do SS?

Newfags get out.

yeah no, you don't use am/pm with military time you asshat

Just drink and do overdo it man, have some moderation

he means no you horse jockey

>get fit
>stop lifting from injuries
>still look muscles, start lifting again
>guys look at me with confusion as I lift tiny weights

I'm fucking recovering from an injury and inactivity, but I still look big and not fat.

I now get the people who try to passive aggressively lift heavier than you when I workout, ie, I was doing light front squats with 185, and some dyel comes to the rack next to me, puts 225 on, tries to front squat it and snippity-snabs his spine for two reps then glares at me and leaves.

I cannot make this shit up.

Joke is on you, I wasn't satisfied with how I looked before either.

kek'd hard

>he means no you horse jockey

don't worry little guy,i'm sure when you stand on your tippy toes you feel like a big boy!!

KEK

Similar thing has happened to me twice just because I try to have a firm handshake.

This is what cancer looks like lads.

Just say no

Sitting is way more uncomfortable then before. Assfat is usefull.

I know this feel all to well dude

Keep it for your future dyel Son.

>I try to have a firm handshake
are you one of those
"I have to squeeze with 50lbs of pressure or people will think I'm a girl" types

Stretchmarks

how do i get rid of this problem

get stronger slower.

otherwise you can't

try bodybutter

19 pm is the same as 7 am actually

19 pm = 12 pm + 7 hours = 7 am