*PSSSHHHHHT PKAA*

*PSSSHHHHHT PKAA*
*SSSSSSSFLLLPPPPP*

is this the sip lord you have been looking for?

kek

S-I-P-B-O-Y-S
See me in the gym with it tatted on my pecs

I hear regular use of energy drinks (even one a day) can lead to heart problems

why is this a meme on the fitness board

[citation needed]

report and hide monster shilling threads

Why do newfags always think memes are shilling

because the janitors on this board are fucking lazy or non existent or in on the fucking scam.

oh vey RedBull HQ!

I was drinking monster for weeks. One day I started to get nose bleeds. They became ever more frequent till they just wouldn't stop anymore.
A doctor then diagnosed a severe vitamin k deficiency and asked me if had handled rat poison recently.
I had to take pills for two weeks. I will never touch that stuff again.

>tfw got acne from all the B12 in sips
>tfw now i gotta stop sipping
>t-thanks fit

>everyone who doesn't shill monster is a newfag

Jewfags everyone. No wonder everyone throws them the fuck out.

if it wasn't obvious enough you were from /pol/, congratulations, you got yourself caught

NIKE NIKE ON MY SHIRT

Shawty whatcha sippin on

Ah it must have been monster. That drink that hundreds of thousands of Americans ingest daily with no rat poison effects.
That stuff gives me the shits

of course, it was part of his plan

It's a funny meme. I wouldn't care even if it were shilling. It's better than bitching about it, which is more annoying than anything sip boys are doing.

Because contrary to popular belief fitness is not necessarily linked to being healthy.

If it was, /fraud/ would be banned as well.

>fitness
>not linked to being healthy

you do realize that a bunch of homos circlejerking over pics of each other's roided bodies is not really fitness, right?

bubbles bubbles blowing bubbles

>ITT: Poorly done shilling

Gatorade, shawty whatcha smokin' oooooon

So monster isn't owned by Jews?

This might be ironic shilling at this point.

Red Bull is the best shit anyways.

GENTILES LITERALLY SHAKING

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>literally unironically not sipping for maximum energy before your lifts

I don't get it, why does reddit keep pushing this "meme"