How to achieve The Mountain mode?

How to achieve The Mountain mode?

Tons of HGH and murdering people

He doesn't have a roid gut you memeing sperg.

Be 6'5, fat and balding

Kind of sad that the crossbow put an end to the battlefield effectiveness of a large muscular man.

And skinny skeleton could take out a big guy with heavy armor that in the past couldn't be penetrated with a normal bow and arrow.

Yet he still slays tight young pussy because women have a primordial craving bareback with the strongest males.

>arguing that the 2nd place winner of the worlds strongest man is NOT on steroids

>HGH is the only kind of steroid

HGH users are easily spotted they have giant organs giving them a roid gut like all the body builders have nowadays.

So what's he on then, juicehead?

Eat 8,000 calories a day

What I wouldn't give to watch that Hulking brute ravage that petite hottie

True. But thats show Mountain. Book Gregor Clagane was near 8 ft tall, built like Hafthor, wore full armor suits that were also significantly thicker than what most knights wore.

He should weigh in fully armored 700lbs or more. And was frequently quoted at being far quicker than he should be.

Hafthor Bjornnson is a giant of a man, with titanic strength compared to the average man.

The Mountain That Rides makes Hafthor look and perform like an average man, Book mountain is far beyond human. The square cube law benefits him, instead of hinders him.


Whats really insane? Where the fuck do they find horses for the monster

He is 6'9.

>fantasy series
That's how.

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What's she smiling about?

Well a lot of the bloating is from visceral fat from insulin spiking rather than just enlarged organs

Goddamn you can't be this dumb.

Like the mountain raping that Tavern virgin.

so you're saying he went from that

to this
in 3 years without HGH?

Be born tall with wide build, thick bones and huge hands

He roids you idiots. You can find his basketball pics where he was at 210ish.

A year or 2 later the guy is at 320 with little bodyfat.

I don't fault him for roiding..everyone at those strongest man competitions does and he'd be at a severe competitive disadvantage if he didnt.

>high causes the gut
No.

He would be a fool not to get on HGH, it's one of the best ways to protect yourself against career ending injuries just based off of how much it strengthens your joints/tendons.
What he's not on in all likelihood is insulin, and that's what causes the Lennyism.

hamsters are so cute

>She is pressing boob against him
>Always look giddy in photos with him

They fugged for sure.

b-but Thor has a daughter and I assume a wife?

That and their both disheveled and partially dressed.

Can HGH and roids benefit your frame and face this much after puberty? Or is is pretty much only good for that when you are young?

It's hgh that gives the gut, not roids

That's the magic of a thick neck and a beard. Roids will do that.

Didn't realize roids gave you a thicker beard.

Does that last or will it go away when you cycle off?

>Didn't realize roids gave you a thicker beard.
nigga, roids give chicks beards.

I don't know if it lasts.

>people still think the gut is from hgh and not visceral fat

just be 2 meters tall and a world-class strongman