Naked old men in the locker room

Do you have these folks in your Gyms/club's Locker Room?
Do they even lift?

Yeah he brushes his teeth naked. That frothing mouth and shaking ass make it hard to contain myself.

They talk about surgeries for problems developed abroad and mortgages.

Bike suits when not naked.

>sign up for cheaper new gym
>show up for first time letz go
>enter lockeroom
>old fuck butt naked on bench legs spread shaving pubes
>360 moonwalk outta there

I swear Veeky Forums I cancelled my membership right then and there. Signed back up for the expensive gym and got a real workout in. Still felt repulsed at the sight of his pubes flying all over the bench and floor as he shaved for the rest of the day.

Fuck old people.

They don't lift
This one guy comes in half an hour before closing in a sleeveless top, fingerless gloves, talks at everyone (yes, 'at') and then does lat pulldowns

Gonna be me one day :)

How about naked old women in the locker room?

Apparently it's the rule that if you're over 45 you are obliged to walk around showing everyone your gross saggy tits. And you have to bend over every few seconds so everyone can see your snatch.

They are based

tell us more about the women's locker room!

Saw an old guy doing this too, his dick kept smacking the counter.