User, what do you do for a living?

Investor/Entrepreneur
>then proceed to flash my ultra phat golden moneyclip full of hundreds while paying for the food giving 20 as tip that I find in my pants and act 100% casual about it

I trade stocks

Alternative school teacher, teaching kids that have been kicked out of regular schools.

>"I'm a c-c-crypto investor"
>then i proceed to show her my bitcoin wallet holding an impressive amount of 1.47 BTC

Freelance writer. Former academic historian.

>What are those kneepads for user?

Mom gives me money for lawning grass

software dev

>a few years later
>yfw that alone is worth $147k

You mow grass. Lawn isn't a verb.

I lose money buying alternative derivatives to bitcoin by taking advice from a Laotian origami folding forum, and yourself?

n-nothing, those are from the past let them collect dust now

Whatever

neurosurgeon. made 55k a year as a resident, now i got yearly guarantee for 1.05m, 87k a month. already put 80k in cryptoz. ive been working 2 months.

crypto until market crashes then hodl crypto and buy the dip in index funds. syck muh dik

>neurosurgeon
>wastes his free time browsing this shithole

uhu

Software engineer since 1990.

Stock trading since 2001.

Crypto trading since 2011.

After all this time you still haven't made it? HOW?

Phd in chemistry...

Crypto

GM at a top nightclub in a large metropolitan city

Clinical psychologist

Hem/ Onc doc here
This and r9k ftw

"Do you know what NEET stands for?"

source?

Corporation employee.

I was a city guard before (municipal police officer more or less).

I am also beginner in investing (trainee investor?).

NEETing my life away.

no me
im bill gate

Customer support at a webcam porn site

ur mum

How is that? My gf is a junior in college and just failed the FM 2nd time taking it, she's starting to doubt her major completely.

blockchain financial analyst entrepreneur m'lady

REQ ico

>Then take her home and lead her to my bedroom, stepping over all the empty pizza boxes and talking constantly about inane topics so she cannot linger too long on the faint smell of stale beer and piss until we get to my mattress on the floor and make sweet love for 45 seconds.

Not the same user, but also an actuary.
>work 30-35 hours/week
>get 8 hours/week PTO to study for exams
>make absurd amounts of money because nobody else realizes how easy your job is
>retire at 50

It's not bad desu.

Do you need an accounting degree?

"husslin, ya know, computer n stuff"

Network engineer

kekked

>Poo IN the loo? Impressive, tell me more

No. The degree doesn't matter as much as exams do. I have a degree in computer science and applied math, since my school didn't have a formal data science major. I had no trouble getting a job/internship once I'd passed 2 exams.

>a little bit of this, a little bit of that... I'm an artist and an entrepreneur. but enough about me, tell me about you.

heh... was that so hard?

Physician. Baller one. 33yo

>I trade stocks and crypto assets

Software developer for one of the cc's

this is a good question. what exactly do you say if you're rich as fuck and don't have to work, but obviously don't want to go around telling peoople how rich you are?

Usually answer "tech stuff".

I do a lot. I am a web developer by day. I run a few personal websites and a couple of those sell business solutions. I have a few apps on the store and I also like to invest in cryptocurrencies.

Retired.

stay at home son Aka NEET

I buy high sell low bitch
and im good at it

Im a stock photography model, you?

doesnt work when youre clearly in your 20s though.

I love this question.

I'm an entrepreneur. I've amassed a six figure net worth at the age of 22 while most people are just leaving college looking for their real first job, paying off massive student loans, whereas I have already set myself up for a life of financial independence.

I'm a money maker. I didn't used to be this way. My dad commited suicide when I was 8, my mother never graduated college, I was poor and I have no one to kick my ass and get me straight. I used to be the laziest person on the planet.

I flunked out of university. I took a lot of classes about getting a job and writing your resume, and it was at that moment I knew I never want to put my life into the hands of some retarded boss.

So I became my own boss. Started dreaming big. I wake up when I want to, I do anything I want to do.

Sometimes I get kidney stones, And I can take a day off of work whenever I feel like it. My life would not be possible without running my own business.

>arrive in a lambo
>so what you do?
>I'm retired
>lol, no way

ok

Yeah it does. You dont have to be 50 to retire.

I'm do legal things in a non-criminal enterprise.

I fuck bitches like you for breakfast

Mate. For kidney stones, you need to supplement vitamin k2.

>sometimes I get kidney stones
Gotta sprinkle in a bit of truth to really get the larping experience right
? You fat fuck NEET every drop of fluid that you guzzle down doesn't have to be soda.

Just say you do contract work, make a website or pay someone to make a website and say you do webdesign or something

Fuck my boss

Mongo?

Network Engineer

Screencap a 7 figure account or delusional

Mercedes Benz salesman in CA

$300 k pa ana I get a s class cabrio for nothing

Just say you drive a forklift, nobody asks any follow up questions

>arrive in lambo
>so what do you do?
>what do you think? I bag groceries (or cashier, pump gas, etc)
>lol let's fuck

>sometimes I get kidney stones

Nice dude!

I shit post with my bros online and trade virtual monies like sex coin, goku coin, coins that solve the madmen oracle problem, and ODN a coin made by poos in the loos.

>implying I go on dates with women
Waste of money desu, guaranteed loss

even If I make it in crypto, I'll still do my $10 an hr wagecuck job helping my dad out so I don't blow my brains out.

I know even if I had a bunch of disposable income it wouldn't fill the void.

I NEED LOVE , FUCK I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE HUMAN INTIMACY FUCK I KNOW I'LL HATE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND BUT I JUST WANT COMPANIONSHIP, NO ONE SHOULD GO 23 YEARS WITHOUT THIS SHIT IT'S FUCKING UNHEALTHY AND I ACKNOWLEDGE IT, I THOUGHT ID BE OK IN HIGHSCHOOL BUT THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO EAT MY SOUL HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm a health inspector

You just ate rat shit.