ITT: countries that manage to always be the good guys throughout history

Yeah except for when they invaded Scotland and subsumed the Picts and then got everyone pillaged by Vikings. Thanks a lot oh elfs of peace.

ftfy Gallagher

>Poland
>Never did nothing to nobody
>Always stabbed in the back and invaded
>Why

Saved the day at Vienna with dem Hussars tho

I thought they ducked with the Ukrainians

>invades Kievan Rus
>Invades Moscow
>Invites/allows Germans to settle in Prussia

Never hurt anyone, always wanted peace

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t. butthurt anglo that's still angry a bunch of bogboys didn't allow him to squat on their land during WWII when a bunch of germans were bullying him
Éirinn go Brách

>killing anglos is a bad thing
What?

>implying the Scots weren't gleeful co-conspirators in everything the empire did.

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>IRA
>"good guys"

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>dirty imperialistic anglo mutt
>having the audacity to judge someone else

>WWII
>neutral
A bunch of pussy bitches.

Yeah, maybe if you refuse to count the entire fucking potato holocaust.

the entire potato holocaust was an action of the British oppressors

why would anyone willingly starve themselves to death you plank

Why get bombed alongside Anglos who abused you for centurues when you can sit on your island and do nothing?

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ITT HIBERNIANS

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>Doesn't even know how to spell Iberians right

except you know, the whole irish raiding roman britain for slaves thing.

Gonna say Nepal.
It's a shithole there though.

>never committed ethnic cleansing
>gets shitted upon all the time

Same Romans were genociding the Gauls for their lands. Your point?

Finnish tribes raided the territory of the Norse and had spats with the Novgorodians. They also fought among themselves, the Karelians and Tavastians for example.

imagine being stuck between all those degenerates

>Greece
>degenerate

They should've partitioned that fake country between Albania, Bulgaria and Greece.

Fuck off dago

This shithole has nothing Greek in it. Divide it between Serbia/Albania/Bulgaria and be done with it.

Sounds good to me.

>give us the freedom to achieve freedom
Bogniggers have done some shitty things but the limit to which I can indulge in imperial autism is massively hurt by my sheer guilt. Why wouldn't we have just left the bog alone. We gained nothing from it in all those centuries other than humiliation.

They died in the millions

To emigrate in the millions

Peace loving shepherds

Unironically this. All the Macedonians I've met were absolute bros while their neighbours are the worst of the worst savages except for maybe Bulgarians.

this and Poland (besides the Time of Troubles, they were definitely the bad guys then)

>giving all that Bulgarian clay to Albania
absolutelydisgusting m8

ITT: British people go back to literal roman times/shitpost about the Troubles in order to desperately find something the Irish did wrong which wasn't in reaction to them/someone else doing something even worse to the Irish

No need to go that far back.

They supported the Nazis in WW2.

No they didn't. A small gaggle of retards attempted to engage in the beginnings of something which was almost immediately and entirely condemned and laughed out of existence by the Irish State and citizens both north and south.
The Irish were about as pro-allies as they could be while being """"""neutral"""""", they sent an absolutely insane amount of volunteers to fight for Britain, they gave Britain intel and information whenever they wanted, they allowed British pilots who crashed to have free passage to the north and crashed aircraft in Ireland was returned to Britain.
They appealed to Germany to tell them to stop bombing Belfast hoping that German sympathies to the Irish would pull through.

The IRA were condemned by the Offences Against the State act and they were the only real presence who wanted any form of co-operation with Britain.
Ireland were even offered an almost guaranteed Unification in return for formally joining the allies which was turned down in favour of their neutrality.
Any and all German troops or staff discovered in Ireland were imprisoned until the end of the war.

If you wanted to bully Ireland over WW2 talk about how they treated their own when they returned as WW2 vets, as some got it pretty rough.
"Sided with" or even "supported" the Nazis though is an outright lie.

Murder is wrong

underrated

Do you want Bulgaria to have more Muslims? I originally wanted to split in half btw, so it'd be more aesthetic.

>Do you want Bulgaria to have more Muslims? I originally wanted to split in half btw, so it'd be more aesthetic.
I think the solution is pretty obvious friendo. Hint: it rhymes with shmethnik benzing

Stfu faggot

>implying Perfidious Alba didn't create the Ulster Plantations and pretty much run the British Empire

Their greatest feat was convincing everyone that England did everything bad they did

>using imperialist as an insult
t. butthurt conquered race

Invading Ireland truly was Britain's biggest mistake. Now their diaspora spread everywhere and convince everyone Imperialism is bad because they were victims of it, which leads us to white guilt and all this modern day shit

Basically, England fucked us by fucking Ireland

To be specific blame Henry II one beta who wanted to be a Chad did this

>Tries to genocide eastern Moldovans

>Peace loving

pick one

>thinking henry II was a beta
what did he mean by this?

As a Scot, our historical whitewashing in schools and by the Nats embarrasses me deeply. We have been a pathetic and nasty little country on many occassions.

Doesn't even know that hibernia it to name of Ireland for the roman

Also as a Scot, what school did you go to because we couldn't have been taught more about everything bad we've ever done.

Iran

Fuck off with your what-aboutism. I didn't say romans where not slavers.

>UK
>ever not being subhuman trash
Good joke.

Well not really "good guys" but the Koreans were always the victims of unfortunate events throughout history so you feel bad for them

The first "English" kicked off their existence with a mass knife-murder, under the guise of a meeting with the locals who invited them, to hammer out a homesteading plan. I think fucking not, Nigel.

cringe

>implying it wasn't just a bit of banter

Defencive wars. Stop spreading lies

t. brainlet

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Argentina has liberated half of the southern cone, killed communists and had a war against the Anglos.

They've also spawned plenty of autocrats and had clear abuses of democratic powers, not to mention the repression of natives both representational and legally. Also when they genocided the natives, but that is the usual colonial antics

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That's are all economic interests acting by themselves. The 'repression of natives' wasn't repression, was morelike genocide. But they were, as you say, factors of they time.

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>Kill the Picts
>Calvinism
>Give England the worst dynasty its ever had
>Trying to destroy the UK
>"Good guys"

They literally almost killed Europe on more than one occasion. From killing Roman Empire to Refugees Welcome.

>french
>thinking
Pick one.

>le nats

You mean 'as an Edinburgh poof'.

Ce? Ai baut ceva, retardatule?

MICKED

Aren't they one of the fastest growing economies in Europe?

>Kill the Picts

Mongoloid meme only regurgitated by English brainlets.

>Calvinism

Presbyterianism. Ten times better than Anglican pigshit.

>worst dynasty

The worst dynasty is the one you've got right now.

>destroying the UK

If you can't see why this is a good thing, you should drown yourself in the pus you squeeze out of your chinless face every morning, you mincing cunt.

How could anyone fall for such obvious bait?

holy fucking this. Balts will be stamped down by faggot commies no longer

Liberators are the bad guys?

>Tries to increase average citizens IQ
>accused of genocide
Is so hard to be romanian

>Mongoloid meme only regurgitated by English brainlets.
Nope, Irish chroniclers record how the MacAlpins fought the Picts everyday and how they forced the laws and language of the Gaels.
>Ten times better than Anglican pigshit.
True, but that's still comparing normal shit to diarrhea
>The worst dynasty is the one you've got right now.
The Windsors may be useless, but they're not actively destructive like the Stuarts were
>If you can't see why this is a good thing
It's really not, it will just make things worse for all of the countries in the UK

Lithuania

hell yes

Why do people confuse historical irrelevance with moral superiority?