>fire maid, useless whore >hire new one >not mexican >decide to trust >month and a half later >tell her to clean drawers and repeat 9E+245 times to not touch ANY papers, only garbage >return after a couple of days >WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BINANCE 2FA QR CODE >bitch apparently never seen a fucking QR code >lost the number code a while ago >31.9 BTC >was gonna throw into OMG and VTC tonight >my hand currently hurts from the loudest, strongest slap i've ever executed >after the American Psycho-ish scene, bitch managed to escape >sit down at pc trying not to destroy everything with my bare fist from the burning powerless rage
What the fuck do I do before I kill myself, Veeky Forums
Christopher Smith
>leaving important shit around >not having backups
Jacob Robinson
Kill yourself
Easton Perry
get a safe and store that shit in it. make sure it is concreted down in case you get robbed, or they'll just take the whole safe.
Aiden Wilson
Why the FUCK do people not back up the code?
Jason Jones
>stores ~170k in a drawer lmao new money
Brayden Martinez
>Take a pic of your 2FA/priv key, whatever >ZIp it, put strong password. >Send it on your email >low chance of it ever got stolen, lost etc.
Really, it's not that hard.
Gabriel King
Could have just emailed support faggotron, lost my 2FA and Bittrex sorted it out for me within 3 days. Just needed to send them a selfie with my ID on my verified account
Enjoy prison or death, your only two options now retard
Aaron Powell
OP IRL
Elijah Lewis
I know this is a larp but if this autistic work of fiction was real life, the faggot protagonist of this story deserves losing all that BTC and more because he's such a fucking retard mongoloid
