Historical Autists

Was there anyone more autistic than montgomery?

It's time to stop posting Rommel

Monty, who shunned alcohol and cigarettes, had also appeared to show little interest in the opposite sex until, aged 38, he fell for the charms of a blonde 17-year-old while on a seaside holiday in France.

His courtship tactics, which included drawing pictures in the sand of how he would employ his tanks in battle, unfortunately failed to win her over.

Hitler, unironically

>Was there anyone more autistic than montgomery?
*blocks your path

One incident that illustrated this occurred during the North African campaign when Montgomery bet Walter Bedell Smith that he could capture Sfax by the middle of April 1943. Smith jokingly replied that if Montgomery could do it he would give him a Flying Fortress complete with crew. Smith promptly forgot all about it, but Montgomery did not, and when Sfax was taken on 10 April he sent a message to Smith "claiming his winnings". Smith tried to laugh it off, but Montgomery was having none of it and insisted on his aircraft. It got as high as Eisenhower who, with his renowned skill in diplomacy, ensured Montgomery did get his Flying Fortress, though at a great cost in ill feeling

>His courtship tactics, which included drawing pictures in the sand of how he would employ his tanks in battle, unfortunately failed to win her over.
Typical 3dpd

"We cannot rule out the possibility he had it. Montgomery's step-grandson, who knew him, is absolutely convinced there was something like this and it was the best explanation he had heard to explain his strange behaviour. He thought people adored him. He thought General Bradley, the United States Army field commander, adored him but everybody else knew Bradley loathed him and absolutely hated him.

"During the German advance Eisenhower realised Bradley was completely cut off in Luxembourg from his troops and he had no alternative but to put Montgomery in command. He regretted it. Montgomery turned up and pointed out to the Americans they had done everything wrong. It was disastrous to Anglo-American relations. The way he treated Eisenhower was high handed.
"He once invited Bradley to Christmas lunch and only gave him an apple. The Americans absolutely loathed him. Senior officers were convinced he just didn't have a clue what the Americans thought."

>let's declare independence from a state at war and drag out three ethnicities in our regional borders without expecting consequences and ethnic conflict that started the war
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Literally Veeky Forums incarnate.

Based French slut not falling for Monty's meme tank tactics.

literally me

No one was ever as autistic as this fat fuck!

/ourguy/

Ive done shit like this to be honest

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I can imagine him giving them regiment names and naming the tank models + calibers

Mfw thinking about napoleons austistic relationship sith women and complete falirue at diplomacy over trusting his enemies thinkig they where friends

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Hitler was a very awkward person and might have been the most autistic person ever (hence, why /pol/tards love him so much)

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in your Webm, he is on amphetamines or other kind of stimulants, probably.

You have to put Jimmie Carter in that category. The man was a blithering moron and rotten president. Oh yeah, he built some houses for single moms to try to restore his reputation in history. His wife told him to do that.

monty was one of us

based

Her loss

Hos horse is just about to win. Wouldn't anyone be excited?

No he was just autistic, Nazi Germany was the greatest beta uprising in human history.