Holy Shit! Segwitx2 DOA!!! Buy Bitcoin NOW!!!

Segwitx2 is DOA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! BITCOIN CASH IS GOING TO BECOME BITCOIN CRASH. BITCOIN ALTS BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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I don't understand what the fuck this means.

means the fork is going to happen but for no reason because the update will not be applied because its a failure hence op's "DOA" comment

HOLY SHIT BOYS ITS REAL! LETS GOOOOOOO

Soooo, buy alts?

menas the only dev segwit 2x has is a raging faggot who is no better than a scrip kiddie who lives off of Core's development like a Tapeworm

no. bitcoin

how do I get a PBC report sub.

I want one, have money to buy one but cant, why teeka. WHHYYYYYY

WHAT IN GOD'S COCK????!!!!!@ ITS REAL!!!!!!@! LAST ONE IN STAYS POOR!!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Speak english doc

let the loo come to you

k thx bought 100k

yah me stupid me want money

>not staying in BTC the whole time

This is nonsensical. Segwit2x is full steam ahead

STOP
FUCKING
FORKING
BITCOIN
Bitcoincash, bitcoingold, and now this shit?
Fucking stop

So alts are now ready for liftoff? We going to mars?
Nice.

It mean btc1 code fork from Core 14 not 15

HF still going to happen

I just get more and more confused. What's going on? What? Someone break it down for us please. Is this news good or bad? For whom?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH UM, no.

OP why are you so desperate to spread fake news?

Did you buy BTC at $6000?
I guess this kind of bullshit or the Amazon thing was released by retards that bought ATH.

This coming fork was the only one in the new York agreement the first two are random how new are u this happened like two mouths ago

>Bitcoin crash
I kek'd

you better be fucking right, son

fuck bitcoin forks. innovation is in ICOs

fucking stop you diehard pro BTC faggot cucks. yes, BTC is a fucking winner, but you are deluded if you don't see the potential in the ICOs. It's fucking proof what the blockchain has allowed us to create.

AAA

grow up you fucking morons

These forks are really starting to grind my gears

Do you even study crypto? Bad for EVERYTHING BUT BITCOIN COME ON FUNDS CLEEEEEAAARRRRRR. HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!

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Not desperate to spread fake news, just amused in telling you how badly you and your two days of anti Bitcoin fud just got BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.

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non event

YES! Got.my Bitcoin before the spike. Thanks op!!!!! You're doing Gods Work

Exactly. Bitcoin sold off on the Fud that Segwitx2 would kill it. Now that there is a main Segwitx2 Developer admitting it is DOA, Bitcoin will climb like mad as people who were scammed in to selling buy back in. Especially when they realise Bitcoin Cash will become Bitcoin Crash as soon as people wake up tomorrow.

Nice, Altcoins and ICOs are now officially dead.

>ITT

Im fucking confused here why is my btc going up

fuck the brainlet gene and my rural education

to the moon! pew pew weeee

Why would this kill alts? Makes 0 sense

Can anyone clarify
1)news is real
2)what it mean
3)who is this bullish for? is it for both bitcoin and alts?

Hush. We are focusing on getting more Bitcoin. Very focused.

Segwitx2 job is to take out bitcoin core ...

The only thing Segwit2x is going to take out is a few seagulls on its way to crater to the Earths core.

Wait, after skimming the article it looks like s2x will still be implemented, just on version 14 of core for now. Not sure how this changes anything.

Three chains will be fighting for computational power, core is already losing

OP READ THE ACTUAL ARTICLE LOL
news.bitcoin.com/segwit2x-developer-says-november-hard-fork-is-full-steam-ahead/

SEGWIT2X is alive and well.

It means Segwit2x can not survive without Bitcoin being functional. So the bullshit Fud that Bitcoin was going to die the second Segwit2x was implemented is just that. total bullshit. It means that Segwit2x is the one that will die, along with a few Rogue Miners. The Rogue Base has been demolished by the Death Star; Bitcoin. Bitcoin Cash will die with the Rebel Base. Imperial Cruisers incoming.

But it will have no OS. IT WILL HAVE TO RELY ON BITCOIN FOR ITS OS YOU MONG . Pardon me, your IQ is showing. Back to your Bitcoin Crash containment scam, please.

Two will have to be unplugged, and I guarantee you it wont be Bitcoin.

What are you even trying to say?

When you fork a codebase it means that your codebase forks out from the the other codebase at a certain snapshot. It doesn't mean you're continuously going to be pulling in new commits from the other codebase once you've forked it. i

The image you posted just means that they chose to fork at an earlier release because the current release wasn't stable enough.

fork you, btc. fork you!

I'm saying Segwit2X Dev is a Pajeet script kiddie who can't figure anything out without cloning the existing Bitcoin, verbatim. To suggest anything this weak is going to kill Bitcoin was a bridge to far. Its over.

too*

>Jeff Garzik
>Pajeet

>fork your bitcoin if you want fork
But seriously, just make a new coin instead of forking all the time.

I'm not saying that, I Haven't even looked in to the bitcoin fork. I'm just saying from a software engineering point, forking at an earlier release isn't uncommon and doesn't really mean anything except that the person forking considers that release to be more stable.

>can't figure anything out without cloning the existing Bitcoin, verbatim

Ok clearly you have no idea about software or what you'e talking about, I'll just move along.

Move along to this, Son.

Dude you totally misread the article. The Segwit2x developer is throwing shade on the core developers by saying their rollout was buggy.