What does God do?
What does God do?
Ryan Harris
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Henry Edwards
chill
Owen Williams
He gods over people and things
Ryder Price
>looks at the current state of the world and the known history
Saying that he isn't doing a particularly good job would be a colossal understatement.
Carter Davis
how would you know? maybe he stopped a meteor from hitting earth last week
Lincoln Butler
shitposts vicariously through our dumb asses.
Carter Perez
he protec
Thomas Bell
rules over the immaterial (aether) and makes plans for humanity
Jason Cruz
Maintains preordained harmony.
Adrian Phillips
Think
Andrew Myers
Read the end of Job for that answer.
Luis Ross
>What does God do?
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Jack Roberts
whatever it wants
Zachary Gutierrez
Fail to be real.
Henry Reed
this
this too
>"God won't wipe my ass for me he's so evil despite giving me...everything wagh I want more!"
Brody Cooper
God is.
Sebastian Morris
not exist
Mason Watson
this
Kayden Cook
Anthony Reed
Chill out, max, relax all cool, shoot up some b-ball outside the gates till a couple of Pharisees who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighborhood He got in one little fight Pontius got scared he said "you're climbing with your mommy and brother to Calvary"
Nathan Hernandez
Eat french fries
Xavier Walker
If god is real, it's not the abrahamic one. It's far weirder and more complicated than you can understand.
Asher Gray
Masturbate to anime
Thomas Lewis
Wow great minds think alike ah?
Chase Russell
Correct.
Adrian Mitchell
God is an omnipresent, intergalactic, extra-3-space "spirit" being.
Nolan Rivera
Spends his entire day either laughing at our stupidity or crying himself to sleep for the evil shit we've done to each other.
Jacob Peterson
So why don't you kill yourself then ungrateful bitch? Hm?
Alexander Mitchell
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Gavin Allen
>What does God do?
gets blamed for all the shit you do
Oliver Nelson
Provide meaning.
Also functions as a unmoved mover/demiurge/something outside our time-and-space that resolves various paradoxes and makes your conioursness non-absurd . Also he has a son
Tyler Myers
Prepares for the Second Coming
Blake White
He created us. Jesus saved us, and the Holy Spirit guides us.
Zachary Flores
just kinda hangs out with jesus, banters satan a bit, and then maybe gives a few faggots AIDS to be cheeky. nothing you wouldn't do in his position
Adrian Wright
you are thinking pretty highly of yourself user
Jackson Green
Make more consumer hominoids to fill the void in his immortal life.
Easton Moore
God simply does. He's a force akin to that of nature. How he works is unknown to us.
Ayden Walker
Dafak he wants, except dice. God does not play dice.
Mason Brown
HE KILLS MILLIONS
Camden Moore
Do you actually think we understand Him? When people wrote the Bible, they had to use human emotions to describe what He does. People had to make comparisons or there would be no way for them to write down anything. The only thing we know about Him are the important things He wants us to know.
Noah Edwards
He does.
Owen Green
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Carson Hughes
I'm actually writing a graphic novel about a dude who was the human vision of "god." He created the multiverse and all that was in it, but his god powers were taken away and he walks the earth as an immortal humanoid.
I personally believe there has to be something that happens when we die, but I don't bother asking questions, I'm just going to wait until it happens. I don't think (s)he is as all knowing and all seeing as we would think, and there's a reason the world is the way it is. I think god is supposed to watch over the people kind of like kami from Dragonball Z but (s)he doesn't actually do anything. (s)he already created everything. God is basically just the universe's greatest carpenter.
Landon Anderson
God has the least chill out of any real person or character in history
Brody Scott
Fuck shit up like when he wrecked Israel in Ezekiel