Historical Autists

was there any bigger autist than montgomery?

Hitler

In 1925, in his first known love affair, Montgomery, then in his late thirties, courted a 17-year-old girl, Miss Betty Anderson. His method of courtship apparently included drawing diagrams in the sand of how he would deploy his tanks and infantry in a future war

NO fucking way

Montgomery bet Walter Bedell Smith that he could capture Sfax by the middle of April 1943. Smith jokingly replied that if Montgomery could do it he would give him a Flying Fortress complete with crew. Smith promptly forgot all about it, but Montgomery did not, and when Sfax was taken on 10 April he sent a message to Smith "claiming his winnings". Smith tried to laugh it off, but Montgomery was having none of it and insisted on his aircraft. It got as high as Eisenhower who, with his renowned skill in diplomacy, ensured Montgomery did get his Flying Fortress

Thomas of Aquinas.
>sperg out in front of Chad and Stacies french nobles when he's invited by King Louis IX.
>his mother pays a prostitute to have sex with him ; he scares her away with a torch.
>has destroyed a medieval automaton out of fear.

ahahah based

He thought General Bradley, the United States Army field commander, adored him but everybody else knew Bradley loathed him and absolutely hated him.

He once invited Bradley to Christmas lunch and only gave him an apple. The Americans absolutely loathed him. Senior officers were convinced he just didn't have a clue what the Americans thought

/our/guy. Monty is Veeky Forums personified
based Tom purging thots. How will they ever recover

>Besieged by the Romans
>create a ton of inventions to hold off the siege (claw, a heat ray, ect)
>Roman General go out of the way to try and capture Archimedes alive
>Archimedes gets killed for being a sperg who'd rather keep working on his math problem than be escorted to the Roman general who was storming the city

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Thomas Becket
>not supported by English clergy
>not even supported by the Pope
>Reeeee'd because the Young King was crowned without his presence.
>Excommunicate Bishops of London + Salisbury in autistic sperg rage.
>is a turbulent priest (or according to Schama a low-born clerk)

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Well, it did work.

>destroys an automaton
>still lectures everyone
Some Veeky Forums-grade autism there.

>literally raising his wife's sons
there's a reason why Rommel is the superior husbando desu

Jackson was "a Christian soldier in every sense of the word." According to Robertson, Jackson "thought of the war as a religious crusade", and "viewed himself as an Old Testament warrior – like David or Joshua – who went into battle to slay the Philistines."[64]

Jackson encouraged the Confederate States Army revival that occurred in 1863,[65] although it was probably more of a grass-roots movement than a top-down revival.[66] Jackson strictly observed the Sunday Sabbath. James I. Robertson, Jr. notes that "no place existed in his Sunday schedule for labor, newspapers, or secular conversation

>is one of a handful of men in a position to make Anne Frank pregnant
>doesn't do it

What a faggot

Delet this

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based desu

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Pic related.

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Alexander the Greek obviously
Dude conquered Iran and Pakistan to prove Earth was flat
Wtf