KEKEKEKEK my parents are giving me an additional 100k USD after I told them I'll kill myself because my LINK and REQ...

KEKEKEKEK my parents are giving me an additional 100k USD after I told them I'll kill myself because my LINK and REQ investments failed. I fucking love my mom and dad. No need to kill them after all.

my old thread

Now you go all in on link, buy the dip

>investment has failed
>its been 1 week

FUCK NO BRO. I have enough LINK. Its time for me to fucking diversify. They also said i should fucking invest this shit in index funds instead of crypto just in case crypto fails.

Diversify your life by ending leech

Oh please, why would i kill myself when my parents can save my ass for my decisions. They said they love me so much and that I shouldnt kill myself for something like money.

I have a feeling i would kill myself in a decade or so though. My conscience would probably come knocking in my 50s.

Holy fuck what a waste of space you are op

nice bro
youre gonna make it

hurah bro hurah!!! i cant believe this shit, im actually shaking because of crying in front of my parents.

i used this method so many times, i cant believe it still works until now kek.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I feel sorry for your parents you degenerate cunt, however they are partly to blame for raising you this way. Someone doxx this cunt and send a screenshot in the mail to his parents

Nigga its entirely their fault. My mom beat me up for 3 mistakes in a shitty exam during gradeschool. I studied hard so hard. Its their fault.

You know whats the best part? That -3 from the exam wasnt because of the wrong answer. Its becuase the instructions required us to shade the fucking TRUE or FALSE butterfly using a red color. My mom didnt put a red color crayola in my bag.

So i chose the closest color to red (PINK) even then i got a -3 from the exam. FUCK THESE KUNTS.

damn you still have the mind of a toddler

God damn you are a piece of fucking shit OP and need a bullet to the head. Give me your 100k you fucking nigger, you don't deserve it

I deserve it. Do you know what ive been through? I literally studied so hard even though basketball varsities get all the girls i want.

I deserve to make it.

Lmao even if you make it, you're still going to be a manlet with copes. All the money in the world won't help you stop being a beta faggot. Sad thing is that this story most def LARP so this homo is going to remain a poor NEET asain pajeet

Cheers. You are smart.

Whatever, believe im larping if you must. My eyes are literally in pain right now because of crying so much in front of my parents.

You still have a grudge on your mom from grade school?

Holy shit

LOOOOOOOL

What will you buy?

Wow...you can't seriously be proud of that sentence you typed out that didn't happen.

i dont know actually, i mean i dont really want to buy any material goods right now. I mean i have a mercedes benz CLA and a shitty condo (I MEAN REALLY SHITTY). I dont really want to buy wristwatches and shit since my wrist is too small. I bough a cartier santos XL and its too fucking large for my wrists.

if you're talking about crypto ill probably buy some OMG. but my parents strictly advised me not to put the extra 100k usd in alts or crypto at all.

>if you're talking about crypto ill probably buy some OMG.

Smart. Do this

lol do you know how hard it is to master the art of crying? let me give you some tips.

noobs normally cry by preventing their eyes from blinking but that shit is shit tier. True tears require your back to move up and down, notice how people who had their relatives die have a hard time breathing and their back/spine moves up and down?

the secret is to concentrate on self pity then when you feel your upper lips twitch just concentrate on the feeling of twitching and crying. then i guarantee that you will produce authentic tears.

this shit would be 100x more effective if i was born as a girl though

dude you have 100k why no just go for hodl coins?

bro i hold 100k REQ and 50k LINK my parents strictly advised me to not put the new 100k in crypto.

psychopathic cancer, you sound like elliot rodger

is this real :? wtf

user did you just copy some random backstory of a children's cartoon villain from fanfiction.net ?

Also why the hell would you ever believe that an adult would let a child, a hormonal autistic dicklet child in charge of more than 3.50$? Parents don't even trust their children with doing the groceries properly.

>REQ failed
You're a fucking retard OP, I'll buy your REQ.

what the fuck are you talking about?

nigga im holding LINK and REQ till 2019

I wonder how many homicides and suicides occured due to LINK shenanigans.

Good, you're gonna make it. Not sure about LINK but if you just get free money from your parents it's fine.

i still wish LINK and REQ would take off though by 2019

REQ will take off this year senpai

what's fucked is that a degenerate piece of shit like this will probably make it from being a scumbag leech, while many of us just struggle to get by. if you aren't just LARPing, then you should honestly do the whole world a favor and remove yourself. the world would honestly be a better place without you.

i deserve it you fucktard. you literally dont know what ive been through watching basketball varsities steal my dream girls.

no you don't deserve it. you deserve a bullet you little worm. I hope your parents smother you in your sleep for being such a fucking burden on them. They must hate your guts. And I don't blame them one bit. If I had a child like you I'd beat the shit out them.