How has Crypto affected your love life?

How has Crypto affected your love life?
Curious to see if it has a positive, negative, or neutral impact.

disregard hoes
aquire satoshis

So no affect?

actually, it has helped me become indifferent towards a dying relationship. Every time it hurts or whatever I just think about crypto and the potential it has. Might sound sad or whatever, but I don't care.

Is the "potential" personal or global?

It gave me ED because I'm constantly stressed over my portfolio worth

personal as i'm a selfish asshole, I want to travel the world and all that basic bitch shit, maybe even travel to fix things with my gf
(long distance fag)

Is it worth it? If you've got ED then there's probably other health consequences too if you keep being stressed....

Do you *want* to fix things, or do you want to move on once you've made your money?

right now, move on, she's being a bit of a dry texter recently and I don't know how to combat this without being direct

Mind Games?
Implying you'll come to see her.
Premptive Break Up?

she has depression, I don't want to go through break up, she might start cutting again

does blocking her on all social media make me a pussy?

>I don't want to go through break up, she might start cutting again
>does blocking her on all social media make me a pussy?
Yes. It also makes you a child. You got to own up to your decisions, or at least create lies that let her down easy

bump

>make plans to go on for a drink with a girl from tinder
>on the date keep constantly updating blockfolio
>she gets annoyed and leaves
>missed a moon mission to go on that date

So what are you going to do next time you get a date?

>How has Crypto affected your love life?
implying I could ever have a love life.

I think I won't date for a while. I am still not over my ex and it's just became obvious that I would rather refresh my application every 30 second rather than spend time with a girl

>she might start cutting again
you should teach her how to cut her wrists proberly so she can kill herself.

Neutral but it could easily become negatively. I had to distance myself and stop giving a fuck about my bags and let them work themselves out in time (with sell notifications ready to go when my targets are hit) because I developed a tendency to always check them/research while with my girl.
Luckily I stopped giving enough fucks early enough (only like 10% of my net worth is in crypto regardless) so all worked out well.

girls are gay dude
money isn't

never tell a woman anything about finances
I let mine know in April I was getting btc/eth and now she's more pissed at me than i am for missing moon missions and only doubling my money when "we" should be up 5x or 10x, maybe more.
I haven't had sex with her in at least 5 or 6 weeks, but I hope it's unrelated.

Do you want one though?

At least you're honest with yourself.

>he bought LINK

>Buy BTC for the first time the other day at $5929
>Immediately fell $300
>Has stagnated ever since.
hmm hasn't really made an impact at all except it's caused me to lose a little bit of my money.

What love life?
I‘m still a 27 year old touchless virgin living in my parents basement. Crypto makes no difference to me.

Trading takes time, and writing smart contracts even more.
I am overworked and don't fuck around as much (I mean that in the negative sense). But I can't blame it on crytpto, really.

>I haven't had sex with her in at least 5 or 6 weeks, but I hope it's unrelated.
R E D F L A G S

>Do you want one though?
i'm old and i know that ship has sailed off without me.

...

I'm 33. Is it too late for me? Am I gonna
M A K E I T ?

If you are into crows feet, saggy boob, saggy asses, leathery hands, and bitchy demanding attitudes, then you should be fine.

>bitchy demanding attitudes
Bro I don't think this is exclusive to older chicks lmao. Have you spent any time around 18-24 year olds?

priorities are important

>angry about you not making potential money
>sounds like she's withholding sex
really makes you think

Get out more. I know it's not a panacea but it's the first step.

Worth it?

Probably but wasn't Anthony Perkins 40 when he lost his v-card?

how would you know?

What is this even trying to convey?

I don’t trade, but been holding two bitcoin, some ETH, and a few meme coins. At first my girlfriend was casually disinterested when I mentioned Bitcoin. Now the running joke is my crypto portfolio needs to get to a million so we can quit our jobs and just fuck all day. She also wants fake tits which I would be cool with buying in that scenario.

> Stressed about crypto
> Can’t get dick up
> Doesn’t buy Viagra

For real user? No meme... cut a pill to 25mg and if you’re reasonably healthy you will feel like a fucking pornstar

You can set your age on tinder to whatever you want. It just depends how old you look.

tries to commit suicide via helium but the tank detaches and he floats away

>Have you spent any time around 18-24 year olds?
When I was younger they all looked at me with contempt because I was poor. Now they all look at me with contempt because I'm old.
>how would you know?
Because I interact with women. When it comes to older women, they realize their time in the sun is almost up and they attack like an animal in the throws of death.
>What is this even trying to convey?
youths in asia
>You can set your age on tinder to whatever you want.
that is true, but women that wear makeup and heels get angry when you try to lie.

Change "old" and "poor" with ugly

>When I was younger they all looked at me with contempt because I was poor. Now they all look at me with contempt because I'm old.
Man I wish women paid that much attention to me. They hardly even acknowledge me when I look past. I reckon I could be in a club, smack a Stacy on the ass, and she would look at someone else and grimace.

How have you never had a love life if you've got all this constant female attention, even if it's negative, at least they SEE you and have an OPINION of you!

>because I interact with women.
I meant more what the bodies of the romantic prospects of a 33 year old man would look like...

You have to learn to balance your crypto trading with your love life. I did it. You can too!

Top KEK!

I want to be you but I'll settle for blowing you if it means more coin

based

>Change "old" and "poor" with ugly
ultimately it's all the same thing. If you rank high in one area it offsets the others being average.
>How have you never had a love life if you've got all this constant female attention
I think the great recession had a part in it. If my life wasn't so shit at that period in time I might have had a chance while I was still naive.
>I meant more what the bodies of the romantic prospects of a 33 year old man would look like...
Everything is fatter and saggier. Look at some milf pr0n. That is the best you can get.

>committing suicide with helium
what a pussy. If you're gonna asphixiate yourself, might as well be with nitrous. Real men leave their brains all over the wall.

My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her because I look at my phone all the time. Sometimes I smile and wink at it. She thinks I refer to my lover as “BitBean” like it’s some code.

Women should have never been allowed to vote.

>Real men
>Suicide

She thinks you're flicking the bitbean

Neutral. I got my girlfriend to invest in BTC and ETH but by then it was already a little late, she's only up maybe 15% on her investment. Hasn't changed anything, we barely talk about it and it hasn't made us rich enough to change our life in any way

no effect on mine. my gf would love to go shopping with the money, which would def improve sex life, but i wont cash out until moon. fuck short term sex when im in for long term worship potential

>touchless

Careful kids...he is the...touchless one


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