*blocks your path*

>this genuinely looks unappealing.

no

look at that crust

topkek

>ate a pizza yesterday
>wake up today
>my stomach looks expanded, not a sight of any abs
>oh God I fucked up
>after 5 minutes on the toilet doing pee pee poo poo
>check it again
>down to normal
Wew, I was scared :^)

Pepperoni is disgusting.

Ate 2 pizzas yesterday, but its okay, I calculated it into my diet.

So fuck off.

Do you even lift? Nothing wrong with pizza.

t. muslim

tfw skelly and can eat whatever i want

I agree.

It's shit tier

Found the American

That thing looks like complete shit, all that grease, absolutely disgusting

that is exactly why it looks good.

im scandinavian btw

Who only has pepperoni, cheese, and tomato sauce on their pizza? Burgerlanders need to expand on their gastronomy, as opposed to their gastric tracts.

>cream
fuck off.

>cream
It's aioli. Expand on your gastronomy, as opposed to your gastric tract, young Burgerwan.

>not jizzing on your pizza for dem protons
Not gonna make it

put down the mayo fatty

>aioli
>mayonnaise

Expand on your gastronomy.

>be lactose intolerant
>unaffected

Honestly becoming lactose intolerant suddenly was the best motivator for me to change my diet overall and eat right. I miss real pizza but since the only brand of non-dairy pizza I can find tastes kinda off (Daiya) i'll make my own from scratch with non-dairy cheese so I not only have control over what goes into the pizza, but i'm less likely to eat it because it's a pain in the ass to make instead of just ordering one or popping one in the oven.

That one looks kind of disgusting. My favourite was pepperoni bacon after a coworker turned me onto it. I loved the philly cheese steak pizza a local place had though or BBQ chicken pizza.

But I can't eat it anymore so all I can really do is dream about it.

nigga fuck you I'm on a cut and now you're making me crave Pizza

shut the fuck up

Who here /SOLPAD/ - Slay One Large Pizza A Day

Expensive restaurant pizza is disgusting

If your ideal pizza has less than 3 toppings and at least one non-meat topping, you are an irredeemable pleb and probably a brainlet as well.

No..no. Italian is my one weakness and its not cheat meal yet.

>tfw born in universe where pizza and cut don't mix
>tfw pizza in captcha

>pizza capers
MY NIGGA

A slice doesn't do that
Did you eat the whole thing?

I'm on day 5 of my fast and fuck you. reported and hid.

>tfw it's Sunday pizza night with my family

Joke's on you OP I'm fucking pumped

IIFYM

I'm trying to lose weight, I've been eating clean all week.. should I get a pizza tonight?

You, uh, buy things because they're expensive?

>hey man what toppings you want?
>just cheese

>Not eating the god-tier pizza choice of Chicken and Broccoli

reminder that you need chicken bbq pizza to make gains

I thought briefly bout getting chick fil a yesterday but ate a pound of deli turkey instead.

don't do it brah

Nah nigga. Chicken, caramelized onion, and artichoke heart with a light sprinkling of feta cheese is the food of the gods. Put that shit on some homemade whole wheat crust and go easy on the cheese and it's not even that bad for you.

Nice pepperoni symmetry bro

If I eat two large pizzas today I can just not eat the rest of the week and be fine, right?

The only issue with it is having to eat the leftovers which are more cheat meals. If you can get it by the slice and you've been eating as clean as you say go ahead and indulge

*takes a bite*
Can I get a beer to block my path too?

>eats whole thing
nothin personnell, kido