Home from the gym already, user?

>home from the gym already, user?

Tiddies are not big enough to justify belly size

why are girls bellies so hot

I'm glad people take this into account.

The fuck is wrong with you man

Absolutely fucking disgusting. You do realise it's fat that is hanging down your belly, right? I am leaving you for my new gym boyfriend. No homo

Tell her it's her turn to go

Holy shit, would fuck until I became a sock of a man

>yes, honey, just did curls and bench

>those feet

they aren't

>oh user, did those teenagers put you on the torture rack again?

this

>4 feet tall chubby hobbit

>Nope
>360 and walk away

>going somewhere, user?

>user, why don't you stay the night me instead of that no-penis having BITCH

>my dear, you appear to have something stuck up your left nostril

they are
youre just low-test

absolutely disgusting

>he is actually going there
>shitposting on Veeky Forums in the year of the biggest lifts ever

...

I'd smash and slap that tummy and ride the wave in then feed an eclair with my cock in it

I know your feels user. There is no shame.

Not that user but I wish I could stop being attracted to this, and it's not because I feel ashamed.

>why don't you get in my bred, brah

Literal most idea form for a woman

Tfw my gf is 10lbs shy of this physique. 110 to 160 in 6 years. Fuck this gay earth.

If you didn't make clear chubby chicks are disgusting to you in the beginning you're gonna have a hard time fixing that now...
But you should give her the talk anyways if she stopped being attractive to you, either she fixes it or breaks up with you for being too shallow, win/win.

It's like a big third titty.

>those calves

When will manlets ever learn?

im ok with this?

This is acceptable.
Face has to be on point though

hnnggg

See, that's the thing. From the start we both agreed that we were very shallow and deeply cared about the others looks/weight. I constantly tell her to excercise and watch her diet. I am not nice about this, but she just has no drive to do anything about it, even when I'm lifting right in front of her. (Homegym)

Unfortunately after 6 years, it's hard to drop someone so close just for one lacking area. I can tolerate her body as it is currently, but there will be problems if she keeps gaining.

...

Did bailey get thicc?

>women can be fat sacks of shit and guys will still line up to fuck them
fuck this gay earth tbqh

I agree, this is hot af, but, the one problem with it is that it is not gonna be hot when shes 35+
Will be better off finding a girl with wide hips who is slim since shes probably fonna put on weight from 35+

>tfw her arms are bigger than yours

muh dick

What the fuck is this? Did half of Veeky Forums just spontaneously degrade into chubby chasing faggots, or are we being invaded by fucking Tumblr HAES shills?

I like girls who are fat sacks of shit but I agree with you. As a girl you can be tall, short, fat, slim, muscular and either way you will still have tons of guys craving for you. Its not fair

t. not wishing to breed

Take the fat pill.

Men have always adored chubby girls throughout human history, more or less

Imbrace it man. Its not like they are landwhales.

Different strokes for different fokes you fucking neo nazi. Let me guess Brown is bad too right?

>As a girl you can be tall, short, fat, slim, muscular and either way you will still have tons of guys craving for you. Its not fair

That's why I got a Bathmate and phalloplasty two years ago.

Went from 5"7'x5" to a non-functioning 8"2'x6"1'.

It was worth is for maybe the first eight months after full recover.
The expressions, the noises, the gossip, it's all true.

What's also true is the screaming, crying, bleeding, nope'-360-ing, mocking, sitting on your cock, shamed, being objectified, size queens, getting bashed up by pissed partners, more blood, sexual assault charges (both ways), crazy women, and severe body dismorphia.

Was it worth it?
Fuck yeah, for half a year I was a big-swinging-dick.
Afterwards? Pretty shit desu. Actually thinking of getting a reduction because, y'know, I just want to find comfy underwear again.

Sad thing is it doesn't matter, those who have never experienced it will always want it, those who have it couldn't care less.

>desperate, thirsty guys have always existed throughout human history
ftfy

Unless you're ugly. Then you have a problem.

Just like guys, if you have a manly 9/10 face your body doesn't matter.

This copypasta is getting old. Rather have BRAP.

holy shit it's an actual tumblr fatty shill

neck yourself faggot

>not like they are landwhales

If I'm expected to hold myself to absurd standards of performance and aesthetic, and if I'm expected to train hard for years if I'm not yet at that standard, you bet your fucking ass I have the same expectations of women.

>stop liking what I dont like

Except for the part where that's objectively wrong. Look at Greek statues, and actual good paintings that aren't from Ruben.
I don't give a shit what color a person is as long as they don't resemble the personification of gluttony and can't put down the fork. Back to fucking tumblr with you.

Why's it so hot bros ;_;

>good way to add mass though

1) Turn down sex with her one night.
2) Flirt with thinner girls in front of her.
3) Repeat step 2 until she's an acceptable weight

This should help with your gf situation, or help you find a new one who takes care of herself.

Best of luck

>you bet your fucking ass I have the same expectations of women.
Good luck finding 0.1% of women who meet your standards buddy.

Keked and checked

>nope, try again

what's that shirt he's wearing, recognize that graphic but can't place it

OR
>let her catch you looking at porn with incrementally thinner girls
>think about disgusting things when's she's trying to get you horny so you can't get it up
>repeat other user's suggestions
>never say a word about her body except "You're fine"

Show don't tell buddy. This is how women operate.

Friendly reminder that the true high test-pill is chubby girls and traps.

Shut up hamplanet

Ghost in the Shell buddy, c'mon now, you're browsing a Digital Nigerian Mass Gainer Theatre.

How to get gf like this

>Come on, user, show your abs!

so much potential lost in gluttony
>merica

>user, me hungry for food, me hunting, you come?

>People i dont know are holding to expectations that im assuming
Lmao ok. Tell me how that logic stands
>Feeding
Its a weird boner. I like it too tho.

> "Why yes my sweets, im sorry dinner is not ready yet but ill get right on it whilst you watch pretty little liars"

>user, I noticed you got buff over the semester, I know how we can improve your mark...

>That advice
Lmao holy shit who actually follows this?
Stop being a twat. If it is important then drop her like a hot rock. Dont beat around the bush you faggots. This is what cucks and human filth does.

>tfw fat manlet woman would still get more fucc than you

>How to get gf like this
Lower your standards

Fattening up a thin girl until they're curvy and have a little belly so you can breed with them is hot desu

I have a thing for cute fat girls getting more attention than you guys would like

I also have a cute fat girlfriend, bonus because she's short too
like 5'4 200 lb

Agreed

>but she just has no drive to do anything about it
yeah because she's not afraid of losing you

Do you love her for her though? Or just how she looks?

>Hey, user, my shy friend likes you

>Do you love her for her though
yes, or I wouldn't bother

Yeah I would, not even ashamed.

fuck of retard, go back to your anorectic girl, be carefull to not smash her!

We are just being invaded.

Keep it sane man!

Aw :3

>fokes

Dude her face looks like a fucking goblins face.

What can I say? I have a Lord of the Rings fetish.

Oh lawd muh dick

id still fuck that ass

>Do you love her for her though? Or just how she looks?
ROASTIE DETECTED REEEEEEROOREEEEE

This isn't you little faggot clubhouse anymore. Expect more of these threads.

I've seen heaps of fit big guys with fat or chubby girlfriends
with me it was
>

>tfw gf looks like this
>tfw want her to workout but i always get amazing rock hard erections and fuck her silly
>dick not confused but mind is

unsure how to cope

Same here:
>before lifting (I am not sure if this is related to lifting, but I use it as a fix point) I like bimbos
>after lifting I have begun to like chubby/thick girls
Not sure what happened there or why it happened. But then, it doesn't matter anyway since I am socially retarded and can't interact with people.

Listen to your dick.

I hope this shit is that you're all horny out of your minds because of steroids

Otherwise you have no excuse

Tfw its all fat

but thats their only use in life, when was the last time you saw a woman achieve anything of value?