What are your red flags in a prospective girlfriend, fitizens?
For me, it's: >tattoos,body piercings/modifications >overweight >no college education >takes drugs and/or drinks heavily >addicted to social media and can't put their phone down >below 5'4" >cheats/sleeps around >no ambition or career path
Liam Myers
having a penis
Aaron Torres
likes going out
Brandon Gutierrez
get outta here
Hunter Thomas
Every attractive girl I meet is engaged. So that
Gavin Walker
>obsessed with horses >"only God can judge me" >only hangs out with dudes because girls are too much drama >clingy and manipulative >rude to waiters/waitresses >talks about her exes ALL the time >guilt trips you when you want to hang out with your bros >bad relationship with her family
Am I missing anything?
Justin Perez
>wanting a girl to have liberal education and hate making babies until 35 >wanting a tall bitchy woman >wanting a career woman wew OP confirmed a manlet.
Rest on the list is sound, though. My addition is >non-virgin
Hunter Perez
Agree and add >smokes/vapes >horrible accent or voice in general you know they don't shut up, so it could at least sound ok >anything about their bullshit tv shows Blobbing out and letting the crap wash over you of an evening is one thing, but taking an interest in it is inexcusable >their cunt family >their cunt friends At no point should it have to be them or me. So they must be tolerable at worst
>can't think for herself and form own ideas concepts or opinions relating to real world issues and situations
Dominic Walker
>piercings >tattoos >dyed hair >"i have 5000 followers on IG" >wants attention 24/7 and will see other males for attention
Ryder Martinez
>obsessed with horses ???
Benjamin Thompson
A lot of hoes are obsessed with horses, especially here in europe
Christopher Wood
...
Levi Long
>he doesn't know about horse girls
William Stewart
>open thread >ctrl + f >"horses" There's no bigger indication for batshit insane than owning or being obsessed with horses
Ayden Hall
It's hundreds of pounds of muscles undulating between their legs.
Kevin Hughes
Real horses are disgusting and smell like shit, worst part is that they can rip open any human vagina and kill the bitvh
Angel Clark
It's posing off topic threads on fitness image boards.
Liam White
gl finding a gf with 0 of those lol
Parker Miller
You are all going to die alone
Adrian Moore
All of these plus: >ugly feet / nails > bad taste in music (i.e. pop shit)
Joshua Rogers
whats wrong with todays women tbqh
Ryan Cooper
Yes, i am aware.
Owen Walker
Decades of putting the pussy on the pedestal, women can basically get away with everything.
Hudson Stewart
>feminism/some other stupid sjw nonsense >tattoos (just cause i hate em on women) >fat >boring (i need a girl who i can have fun with) >frigid
Henry Smith
>non-virgin Enjoy staying alone forever lul
Jayden Long
Oh and one last one
>strongly committed to having kids
I talked my last ex out of it but i don't wanna be investing myself into a relationship that'll end over me not wanting kids
Oh one more
>nagging
Asher King
>likes me
Hudson Parker
cot dam women are trash, i cant imagine ever finding a woman i can tolerate and not resent for flaws listed in here.
Im gonna die alone.
Juan James
Only do fuck buddies but for me its:
>no ambition or career path >overweight >no college education
Time and time again ignoring these leads to women who can't do shit be it in bed or otherwise. Finding it easier to just say fuck it and focus on becoming truly /fitlit/.
Sebastian Brooks
>You are all going to die alpha ftfy you fucking nu male beta fuccboi
Jeremiah Reyes
>obsessed with horses Too true..if the girl rides a horse, she's a crazy whore of course
Hunter Phillips
>I just wanna tone up :^)
Alexander Collins
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Christian Jenkins
it doesn't even matter if your prospective gf has no red flags, you can guarantee she will jump ship if the situation arises
we can put a man on the fucking moon but we still can't get unconditional love from a woman
Carter Ortiz
>Get's in arguments all the time and blames other people >ANY leaning WHATSOEVER towards liberalism (will spawn into a satanic SJW, ticking time bomb) >Reads Germaine Greer >Crazy honeymoon period has sex less than 3 times a week
Bumping for the horse thing though, they're fucking crazy
Kevin Long
tbqh. Both sexes went to shit. I can think of a number of guys who don't have their shit together. NEET culture alone should be a tall tell sign of this.
All you can do is keep your standards up and seek out those who meet them while at the same time abiding to them.
Samuel Reed
Yup, it's all about finding that great white buffalo
Jason Martin
Ex fuckbuddy was into horses
Can confirm Adopted ultra slut who constantly played stupid games and i eventually had to hook her in the gabber
Colton Foster
>can't think for herself and form own ideas concepts or opinions relating to real world issues and situations I have terrible news for you, m8.
Evan Lewis
Whoa the horse thing is 100% true.
I thought i was the only one who noticed this.
Gabriel Butler
>hook her in the gabber
:DDDD
Joseph Fisher
>implying that being a Veeky Forums isn't for retarded wannabe intellectuals
Isaiah Bell
>rude to waiters/waitresses
Yeah, that's my number one for people in general, not just prospective girlfriends.
Eli Barnes
Hair dyed red or reddish.
And the horse thing could not be more true.
Have know 4 horse grills, all crazy, 3 of them dyed red.
Fucking horses man.
Jackson Ortiz
This goes for both women and men. In my case im always looking at this when im trying to see if a guy is bf material
>loads of followers on instagram >100.000+ point on snapchat >Parties alot >Known in the comunity as an easy shagg
Nolan Roberts
>tfw think girls with dyed hair look cute (some colors/combinations are no go though) >tfw they're all crazy
I don't know why I like them, it just works for me.
Justin Mitchell
Judging by this thread my gf is a walking redflag and I get along perfectly fine with her She's more educated than I am and she's isn't overweight though.
Julian Miller
You think she likes fucking horses?
Elijah Murphy
Fit girls whore around.
Over weight girls don't.
Smart girls boring.
Life is end.
David Thompson
Bad relationship with her father
Seriously, this sums up most of the points in this thread. She gets no love from father, she looks to other men for approval, starts having a lot of sex, gets bored with that, finds other ways of attracting attention (colored hair, political opinions, social media)
Jason Gutierrez
Enjoy your failed marriage and single-parent children, lad.
Cameron Fisher
Your gf is a slut? Can I get them digits?
Wyatt Morgan
>guilt trips you when you want to hang out with your bros
Truly a miserable characteristic. It's enraging when you go out with a good bro and his girlfriend's there. Unless she's a good girl for him, which she never is. I see my bro holding back fun times because his stupid chick is sitting next to him eyeing him if he acts a little out of the ordinary from his submissive position, and I'm thinking "bitch that's my bro and we're gonna be making fun memories and fucking bitches long after your soggy ass is gone."
Had to rant about that boys
Samuel Allen
Has dated or fucked blacks in the past
Brandon Brooks
>overweight girls don't whore around Dude...
Anthony Perry
>Lowering herself to the point of dating me
Jason Torres
What's wrong with black guys?
Landon Barnes
>bad relationship with her family brooooooo i'll add no hobbies and doesn't care to understand politics
Anthony Murphy
Honestly, those aren't red flags those, most of those are like literal deal breakers. If you even consider dating an overweight, non-college educated, tattoo ridden cashier at the supermarket then you have some problems you need to address.
Carson Morris
>Over weight girls don't.
Spoken like a guy who's never banged a cheating fatty when you're on a dry spell.
Nolan Edwards
my gf is clear on this list except for a tattoo, I don't get why you fags have such an issue with tattoos and piercings is it because you wish you were brave enough to express yourselves like that but your insecurities get the better of you?
Nicholas Adams
Well even if they do, where are the fit non sluts????
WHERE DAMMIT?!?!
Anthony Walker
kek love them slut fatties to bring the old ego back up
Jacob Sanders
Unconditional love doesn't and shouldn't exist. Would you want to stay with a woman who lets herself get fat? Everyone has standards.
Jonathan Sanchez
>you're just insecure >m-my girlfriend dindu nuffin wew lad
Chase Hall
Only dating virgins would be hypocritical since im not one though >tfw my future wife will kiss the lips that kissed another woman's butthole
Jack Brown
Yeah it's a great time.
If anything it's the confident girls who don't need to cheat to feel good about themselves.
Alexander Hill
At least you admit that. Good on you, you vile degenerate.
Lucas Phillips
>is a liberal
Never date a liberal/left wing woman
It's just an indicator that they are lazy human garbage
Chase Harris
t. tfw nogf
Charles Wright
This. I'm surprised my dick hasn't fallen off yet. The vaginas I've been in....... Ick.
Future wife will be used. No getting around that. Or ugly.
Daniel Perez
Is bad with money/finances and/or has debt
If you marry, get someone with a good income, most divorces come from financial issues.
Dominic Thomas
Showing romantic interest in me is a 100% lethal red flag.
Nathaniel Campbell
RIP in peace your ex-gf's
John Stewart
>doesn't know how to cook
Hunter Ramirez
Every time I open these threads, there's at least one person who complains about horses.
Do you hate all girls who like them casually, or just the crazy ones who talk about them non stop? I've never met a horse girl so I'm just wondering.
>inb4 they're all crazy
Mason Bennett
>how could you possibly be brave enough to muddy your skin with a marking that'll turn into an indescribable pile of shit in the years to come, which implies a lack of forward thinking truly, you are but a coward if you don't like tattoos. what's brave about having them?
that said, i don't personally think they're a dealbreaker if they're discrete and actually meaningful, but i can see why people'd think that way.
Andrew Roberts
>Unsuitable dyed hair (think rgb) >Taller than 5'8" >Not submissive or being afraid to be >Being too straight >Likes to "party with the girls" >A fucking moron >A fucking genius >Can't cook basic meals (think a roast, spaghettis and pastas etc) >Being too dependent >Being too independent
There, just described all the things my ex wasn't. Had to bail on ltr for moving interstate 2 weeks ago. It sucks but it's getting better. Still convinced she'd make a high tier wife if I was older and not trying to fuck around.
Ryan Sanchez
Every horse girl I've met is crazy. I fugged 1 and she wouldn't leave me tf alone for 2 months
Cameron Anderson
It shows they don't respect themselves
Brayden James
>complains a lot >unmotivated >still talks to exes >seems to have a lot of drama
Austin Lee
>Obsessed with horses.
Girls usually get introduced to horses in their tweens. Certainly before interest in boys occurs. The safety of riding a big horse with those muscles is comforting to them, as they're in control / dominating a fucking beast of a mammal.
Also they most likely always break their hymen riding those fuckers so that explains the long term obsession.
>tfw can't get ripped with a diet of hay and apples
Fucking horses.
Brayden Jones
>Colorful hair >Le im a geek >Basic bitch "i want to adventure tee hee XD" attitude >Bitchy about saving money and being pragmatic. >Can't cook >Eats like garbage and thinks its cute.
Ayden Gray
What kind of horse girl was she?
Gabriel Lee
What if she's black?
Anthony James
The biggest red flag: >she's not a virgin
Jonathan Peterson
Enjoy your misery
Nicholas Anderson
Had a horse in the stables that she couldn't afford, so she sold her car, and started pimping out her horse to afford it
also fatty
Dylan Jackson
>pimping out her horse to afford it
Please elaborate
Nathaniel Jenkins
>dating a girl that spent thousands of dollars for a piece of paper Yeah sounds like college educated girls are really good at decision making and therefore make superior m8s :^) Have fun paying off their debts.
Jonathan Powell
In no particular order
>tattoos >piercings >hair dye >excessive make-up >trendy clothes >expensive handbag >cutesy wallet >outgoing >drinks alcohol >smokes >uses drugs >sleeps in >doesn't exercise >complains about mundane things >virtue signalling >left-minded >liberal >PC >doesn't value marriage >doesn't want kids >isn't religious
Gavin Wood
I feel nothing.
Blake Young
advertising for people to use the horse for x money
Evan Wilson
Horse girls are crazy. This is one of the fundamental truths of life.
Luke Reyes
>implying you'll get this chance again
Justin Clark
In this day and age being a woman is a red flag on its own. They know nothing but entitlement.
Nicholas Bennett
So a tattoo of an arrow pointing to my butthole would be fair game if it's hidden by clothing 98% of the time?
Nicholas Peterson
>eats like shit
I don't have this extravagant metabolism where i can eat whatever and still look good. bitches don't know shit and think its cute to eat junk food on a regular basis
Connor Ramirez
> addicted to social media and can't put their phone down so no gf 4 u ever, OP?
Justin Hernandez
Either hiring it out to people or selling its semen if it's a fast horsey neeiighhh.