What is your excuse for not sippin' today?

Orange is pretty shit. White, blue, and purple are good; the rest are terrible.

Pic is secret top tier.

going of PRs today, need the SIP boost

I really wnat to know what this meme is

Viral marketing with added impressionable bandwagoners

Nope

youtu.be/hS4IRJ-Xa8c

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this is god damn terrifying

Got the same can in the fridge brah finna crack it open in a bit

I haven't left my house yet, and I'm all out

Violet is interesting, white still beats it out as best IMO.

I can't justify paying 4 leaf bucks for each one when coffee is so much cheaper.

Fuckin saved

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My nigga. Although I usually get the lemonade zero cal Rockstar, red is still fucking good

I just woke up, what is this meme please?

It's monster empolyese shilling their product on Veeky Forums
The worst part about it is they convince you to try it
It's garbage though

Wow newfags educating newfags. What could go wrong?

This meme unironically got me addicted to sips. Now I'm fully indoctrinated into the S I P S B O Y S

>tfw that first sip of your life

Review incoming.

Because I wanted to be healthy today.

my gf won't let me sip anymore

I tried sneaking out at night to get sips from the gas station but she started checking my pulse when I got home

*sips fedora*

You don't have a gf. You've lived alone for the past 10 years.

already hit my limit for today, just killing time waiting for my next sip

just like every day

Always tought it said bunrise

A clear taste that is subtle compared to other monster drinks I have tried. Citrus flavor. More mild buzz compared to other monster drinks as well.

6/10

>at store while high
>see sip bottle
>timeformyfirstsip.jpg
>sip it
>its ok

can't see myself drinking it all the time but I can see mixing it with alcohol/10

You are a S I P B O Y now

What is the limit

not supposed to have more than 3 cans per day I think

whatever it takes bro. 5%

>whatever it takes bro. 5%
What did he mean by this?

how new are you?

sensible kekkle

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didn't have enough GBP saved up for mommy to buy my sips

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i'm always sipping bro...gotta get my fit up

what flavor powder brah?

just got their banana cream...bretty gud

Just curious, whats the volume on the combat protein.

Cookies n Cream, shit's actually really delish...has little oreo cookie type crumbs in it.

65 servings, 5 lbs. with 25g protein and 140 cals...

It's not bad at all considering I'm getting it for $24.99 a 5 llb. tub atm

my nigga

Honestly...I prefer the orange but they're not as good as the white if you have them back to back.

hmm, i might get that next.

most CnC powders are fucking grim (looking at you ON)

Mirin' the selection, all we get is orange white and the occasial black/blue.

Does anyone get nasty diarrea from sippin? I can handle 1 but if I drink 2 my ass absolutely destroys the toilet the next day.

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can someone explain this maymay to me?

Can you read a fucking thread? There's literally a screenshot posted up there that spells it out for you. Jesus guy. Either look harder or lurk more.

Switched to coffee and is doing just fine

some shitposters have taken monster energy drinks into some post-ironic way of life

it's best to just ignore them

I drank a couple of these the other week, and then I had some pain normally associated with kidney stones.

I don't know what the fuck is in this shit but I'm never drinking it again.

dis my sips

what is the difference between sips and regular coffee?

they both have cafeine

coffee always makes my throat scratchy, which kinda sucks cause i like it and it's cheaper than sips

Sips is monster ultra. Anything else is a sad alternative for virgins who are utterly lost and don't even lift.

can someone please post the michael scott sips meme thanks

Yea goys, this is clearly not shilling.

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because my homemade pre workout is infinitely more effective and a fraction of the cost!

>2017
>Not drinking the black sips

Chill out and have a sip brah

In all seriousness, my brother in-law has to pay more money for life insurance since his health check came back a bit fucked.

He thinks it was due to drinking 3 sips a day.

This is the energy drink equivalent of tasting your first pussy when you were 15.

No joke. Its that sweet.

Alright Veeky Forums, I fell for the sips meme the other day and tried my first one, right before going to lift. That shit sat in my stomach like a rock, I certainly got the energy kick but it couldn't overcome the feeling of just being sick. What the fuck guys? I THOUGHT SIPS WORKED REEEEEEEEEE

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>2017
>drinking monster shit
>not drinking pic related
ishygddt

i hate you fucking shill pieces of shit but i drink these all the time now

>tfw never sucked on high school clit
>left with sweaty roast beef and vaginally discharging meat flaps

I had once chance in life, and i blew it

I already hit my calorie limit today

picking up high school girls isn't as hard as you think

sips have no calories

lol im in college and already feel creepy for fucking freshman tho

tfw in college and fucking no one

>im in college
i can hear them swooning already

got a car? a place of your own? they're gonna think you're 10 times as alpha as Chad is.

>sips at the gas station
Are you an aborigine?

brah i go to college in the middle of nowhere unfortunately. i'll have to live vicariously through your high school exploits

Uh, I'll pass on 60+ grams of sugar. Thanks though.

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Whenever I drink a lot of caffeine I end up obsessively posting on Veeky Forums all day like I've been tweaking on adderall. Which is what I'm doing right now.

>implying monster doesnt have just as much sugar

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Seconding this. I fell for the SIPS meme last week and the white SIPS tasted like shitty lemonade with too much artificial sweetener in it. Just tasted Ultra Black and shit...where has this been all my life?

I think I may be converted because I was a die hard Red Bull fanatic until today.

>tfw Veeky Forums was right for once

You probably had the wrong flavor. The white sips tastes like ass despite people here going nuts for it. Red sips and black sips are actually really good.

Also, 8.4oz Red Bulls are just as good (maybe better)...but they're full of sugar and have like 110 cals, so there's that.

dem shit tier sips right der... go drink a real ice coffee or a real sip igdiot

You motherfucker
I drank the black one and now I want to buy another one
Your Reddit teir memes convinced me to buy this shit and now I'm thirsty for another
> I'll only drink it once a week thought

helped my friend work on a student film. Didn't get a chance to go get any :(

>he doesn't get his sips from the ice cold gas station fridge with the big doors that slam shut to seal in the icy coldness

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>tfw all out of sips until i go to sams club later this week