Mirin thread

27 and she's 30. But it's all good, I went back to the place and proceeded to ignore her for the entire time.

>be me at party
>have this habit of acting gay around hotties to play hard to get (not flamboyant just not interested)
>end up standing alone in hallway with cheerleader asian 8/10, she's trying to hook up
>pretend to look at a guys ass as he walks past for some reason
>she looks disgusted and leaves.

i swear it works sometimes

kek

I get mired by waitresses, coworkers, generally most single women I meet in public. I am actually an autist though so this just makes me uncomfortable.

The worst was probably when I went to get a haircut recently and the "barber" or whatever they're called was constantly stopping mid-haircut and brushing my neck, back, placing a hand on my chest/arm etc. Also she told me that I have a nicely shaped head.

If you are actually autist like me, but look good, it kind of sucks. But I guess it helps because if I smile and run through my list of small talk people think I'm normal and like me.

Lol wut?

A bean pole is supposed to be tall.
I handle it pretty poorly, generally. I was always a little fat and while the teasing ended in 6th grade after I freaked out on a kid and broke his nose and his front teeth (smashed his head into a pole), I'm damn near thirty and I still get all defensive if a good looking woman compliments me or a skinny guy talks to me about how I'm eating or if I work out.

Ex gf (future gf at the time) was feeling my quads in library and said "wow you never skip leg day"

All I said was "no, not really"

Fucking kek

I get mired all the time. Does that mean they want to fugg? Not necessarily but I still get looks.

I just ignore them and mind my own business.

Holy fuck, so this is Veeky Forums

My working out has really paid off and I notice girls who are seemingly mirin at me but idk if they are or not how am I supposed to know? It doesn't help that I'm introverted af too.

ITT

>girl looks in your direction
>"yeah, she's mirin"

Damn right, boi.
>accidentally touches you
She wants it. Hard.

>Have you ever been mired by a grill?
Yes, many times
>How did you respond?
By being insulted or a bit pissed because ugly duckling syndrome makes me think that they're all just fucking with me/playing a prank. I still get super uncomfortable when paid a genuine compliment.

GODDAMN Avril was a cutie

Good lord.
Sweet good lord.

Oh man I really kekd at this.

Is this real?

Went on a date at the weekend and the girl said that meeting me was very intimidating because I'm extremely fit and handsome.

...

Dude I would feel alpha forever after that haha

>ugly duckling syndrome makes me think that they're all just fucking with me/playing a prank
I know that feeling all too well. It's getting better, but my initial reaction is still "What the fuck is this bitch's problem?"

nice

>tfw getting mired by attractive older women at my work makes me feel better than the grills my age.

of course it's not real you dumb fucking sack of shit.

please share this small list of small talk to blend in, I've been terrible there lately, just have nothing I want to tell the grills/talk to them about :/

Is that Avril Lavigne? Damn, girlllll

user here. It's real. Happened to me yesterday. Some background why I acted like that.
>In school, she was the hottest girl
>Male teachers would try to impress her etc
>Her boyfriend was actually a national soccer player
>Me at 11 and chubby asked her out for prom without knowing those facts
>While she let me off gently, it was pretty embarrassing
>She always made sure to invite me to her house whenever she had a party or went out
>I asked her about it, she said she thought I was lonely and needed friends
>at 12, moved out of state, never saw her again but it left me with the impression I was never good enough for her or girls as hot as her.
>Got over it slowly with other girls, but after 15 years she's hotter than ever and I can't get over it.

>ever since being in a relationship every girl wants to hook up
>get mired often, compliments here and there
>"how ya doing my bear?" - often from girls I meet
>hazelbrown eyes master race

...

>was

I was mired. In bed. Good feels

>got Veeky Forums after being a life long skelly
>only my family knows i got fit so far
>dad is a fitness freak but cant work out anymore because 3 back surgeries
>keep catching him looking at my arms and body
>im strongen than him now
>we're eating lunch
>he looks at my arms
>looks at his and stealthly flexed them
>he thinks i dont see him
>i always notice when someone is looking at me
>too emabressed to tell him anything about it
>sister miring as well
>saying i look huge
>mom telling me im getting too big
>cousins and aunts come over
>everyone keeps staring at my body trying to figure out whats different
>mom tells them ive been going to the gym
>"oooooooooooo is that true user?"
>sigh and leave the room and go upstairs without saying anything

>also women in college are asking me if im working out, without me having to tell them
I fucking hate telling people i go the gym
Its something

Milfs at work complement me all the time.
Feels good.

what happened 2 dis sk8er gurl

Girls compliment my looks regularly. Now they also compliment my body. I'm used to it so I don't even say thanks or anything anymore.

>Go to psychiatry once a month
>Always the same receptionist
>Hardly talk to her, just sign in
>Suddenly get greeted with "Hi, user!"
>She remembers the fucking name
She better be mirin' or have a good memory, cause I really don't want to stand out among all the other lunatics.

>yes
>sperg out every time and ruin it

>autism

why are you getting psychiatry?
Don't you lift?

It's like being on a diet AND getting liposuctioned

What the fuck.

your father aint miring, he is wondering what he did in life that was so wrong he landed up with your autistic dumbass, thats shame through and through; its why your mom feels the need to tell everyone because you literally have nothing else going for you.

She says see you later guy. The feeling got too complicated.

>lifting=psychiatry
nigga what
I'm not that user but getting into all this shit has given me BDD and exercise bulimia

Most recently was a cutie smiling and waving at me out of a car driving by. I just kind of stared as she moved by trying to find out if she was waving at me or someone behind me, and then it was too late to wave back.

nigga you're never gonna make anything.
What the hell even is BDD and EXERCISE BULIMIA?

there's this girl at my uni gym and whenever we meet eyes she smiles at me. Veeky Forums please, what do I say to her?

I was thinking
>"hey, do you play volleyball by any chance?"
or
>"hi I got a question. do you think I'm cute?" if she says yes "that makes two of us"

My sister mires me hardcore, very abstract kind of feel.

You can't lift your autism away.

The girls at work call me "Muscles", a couple of them have admitted that they don't even know my real name. I have somehow managed to into 8/10 gf but still don't really know how to flirt with a girl that I'm not already friends with.

Sucks considering I'd totally fuck like half of the waitresses on staff on some suuuuper reckless if I knew how to talk to them.

Also they feel me up and shit which is really uncomfortable.

That dudes eyes look unsettling, like he wants to eat you

But paying shit loads of money to talk about it does?

I'm actually considering getting an education in psychology, people pay so much money for dumb ass advice

Are u me??

sue him/her for harassment

I'm there for meds, not talking. I also don't live in burgerland so it hardly costs anything.

>How do you respond

I fucc

alright friend, good to hear. I live in northern europe, shit is expensive as FUCK here.

nah, he's sizing him up to see if he can kill him before he gets cucked by his own son

fug ur sis and ur mom

>how did you respond
look down and pretend shes not there
fug my lief

Firstly wtf volleyball? Secondly gross dont be corny faggot.

Say "hey ive seen you around school and you totally remind me of an old friend haha"

Then begin with chit chat, what r u studying etc. Then "id like to get to kniw you some more, give me your number :)"

Simple

>"hey, do you play volleyball by any chance?"
>"no, why?"
>"cus I'd love to volley my balls into your vajayjay"
the only way to go.

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Does it count if its from your grandma and dad?
My grandma is saying i look very slim, fit and lean these days.

My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you

>Be 210 lbs, 12% (cut was hard but I'm swole now)
>be having a drink with some class mates after exams
>grill and friendo are leftover since the rest left
>talking about fitness (happens often, subject changes to it)
>girl never believes I was a skinny homo
>show pic of 2010, keks were had
>hard Mirin, touches my arms, chest
>sweatingautismintesifies
>Tfw we all have partners
>"sometimes I wish I was still single to do bad, bad things"
>"I wanna do stupid things with you user"
>we walk to the car later to go to the city center
>pay for card while they wait at the car
>he tries to get on with her
>she's trying to nicely put him off
>"no anon2, you drive so me and user sit in the back"
>wat
>"fuck that no one drives my car"
>I drive they sit in the back
>he tries to Mack with her
>nope
>she starts feeling up my hair, massaging my neck

>today in class she's winking at me, trying to talk, sit next to me

Yfw I include her in my hnggggg snapchats

>My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you
wtf

help a fellow autismo share small talk list pls

>"Bad bad things"
>"Stupid things"

this girl 12? you fucking pedo, i bet the other guy is 12 too, of course shes gona like a man child more

In my language it sounds a lot better, kek. Not everyone is ameriburger

kek

your gona get that fat hairy fairy around your charlie son

>Be me 156 lbs, 13%, 5'6"

>Get told by a few girls that they like how firm i am.

>Get told by another girl that a friend of her thinks im muscly.

>Got told by a soccer teammate that he bets that girls are chasing me with the body that i have.

>Get a new nickname: Mr. Chest

>Get told by one of my teammates that i have a nice round butt and that he is jealous of me.

Thats what i can remember...

Your digits...

Kek speaks the truth. I will plow the woman.

She's a receptionist keeping track of patients. Your name is on the screen right in front of her.

>not even big but according to others I have an incredibly handsome face
>borrow pencil in Italian class from a cute girl to erase something on a test
>as I finish erasing I look up to her looking me up and down and biting her lip
>find out later in the week that she has a boyfriend
Well, at least I'm making women who already have men think about it.

Not really. My grandma asked me if I've ever considered being a model, and I'm at least 18% bodyfat still.

How long did it take you to make it guys? Im starting to lose hope

your teammates want to fuck you dude

>my friends gf told my that i am perfect now and shouldnt get any bigger
>mfw i am still far away from my goal body

Got called good looking twice this weekend. Granted one of them was a thirsty 50yo but I'll still take it.

>Grandma (85)
>Pecs
>Solid

was out for a stroll in my home city of DC walked past a line at the bar and a group of girls went "DAMN"

was pretty pumped that day

By ignoring it. They start mirin you even harder than before.

plenty of times, most of the time it was about my face

I wish people were mirin my face. Can I rerool genetics?

or my height, like 'you're so tall', that's when I decided to get fit

How bad can it be? how's your jawline?

28 year old virgin bad.

This is what I've heard from a few people that I've befriended. That I'm intimidating. Which is strange because I've always considered myself a friendly individual. I've always had to extend outside my comfort zone to make friends as others are apparently too intimidated to reach out to me.

>
5 years senpai

>Have you ever been mired by a grill?

No ;-;

I went to a concert and a fat bitch was grabbing onto my arm and smiling

So I guess progress

Maybe in a few months when I've dropped some more weight, I can go to a concert and have another slightly less fat bitch grab onto me

Progressing the wrong way m8