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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

what the fuck is that carrot looking thing in her ass? is that a worm? jesus christ this board is turning me gay. why are penises that much more aesthetic

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

why

thats what i looks like when the girl has previously had a tear or lesion. not that you'd know what a girls asshole looks like.

Hemroids. Srs. Non-inflamed hemroids

youtu.be/ByC8sRdL-Ro

Always obligatory:
vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

sorry for not being internet chocolate crater expert. maybe next time i'm going down on a girl i should bust out light and inspect it more closely to see if she has mastered the art of anal

Why did I get hard reading this

because you secretly have a fart fetish. You just don't realize it yet. One day it'll come out, and it'll be a curse because it will be the only way you can cum.

...

>implying knowing how a girl looks like naked doesn't take more than $10 to find out (and do more stuff with)

>Grossed out by an anal injury on a chick
>Wants to bum dudes instead

Got some bad news for you bro...

>mfw gf accidentally fart during sex

i unironically liked op post

i just want to suck dick

Mfw she does and I dont really care

BECAUSE A SPREAD ASSHOLE IS THE FIRST THING I WANT SEE

FUCKING FART FAGS

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw gf accidentally fart during sex and I secretly sniff her gasses and get even hornier

Because you're the one doing it. Let him kill himself already.

>mfw i let out an anal queef after he pulls out

always embarassing desu

pls be in london

Kys

i am in london but im not letting a fartfag anywhere near my bussy thankyouverymuch

If you weren't happy to see that picture you're a faggot. Fart fetish is pretty gross though, funny meme at least .

That's fucking disgusting. Stop ruining women for me.

>funny meme
You wouldn't have come this far in life, just 150 years ago.

You're all fucking virgin idiots. It's a skin tag.

m.webmd.boots.com/a-to-z-guides/anal-skin-tags

The female asshole, everyone.