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Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you’re a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

b-but why don't you like it?

What kind of diet are you on?

Relax, user.

The fuck is that man? It looks like you too a bunch of potentially "healthy" ingredients, and just threw them in a bowl together.

don't you really know what it is? How old are you?

Black coffee and water. I'm going to workout in a tick and I needed the boost.
Also, what's going on there? Is that just a few simple ingredients and stuff you were in the mood for thrown into a crockpot or are you still cooking something?
Oh and don't show that too Veeky Forums. They'll follow you back here and just descend on this board and leave this place a ramsey meme littered smotten ruin.

Nope, that's all I cooked. There's a lot of rice in the bottom, though.

Looks really nice OP, it only need to have the right spices and it's gonna be really tasty, plus them macros.

Looks good, op. Looks low calorie. Pic related is my 99 calorie meal. I'm going to have it again for dinner tonight.

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that meat (chicken?) looks raw as fuck

Looks like salmon

What's age got to do with your dish?

Just from the picture, it looks like:
-Some type of fish
-Carrots
-Broccoli
-Rice
-Some type of potato?
-Half a turnip?
-A random boiled egg

Literally no seasoning.

How on earth can you even tell if there's seasoning or not, you autist?

>I can't see black specks so it's not seasoned!

Did you really need to combine potatos and rice?

>being this high

It has some salt and chile pepper

Because I actually know how to cook so I can tell if something is seasoned or not you idiot. If that food is seasoned, I can guarantee the only season used was probably salt. MAYBE a little garlic and/or onion powder if I'm being generous about it.

I didn't eat the rice, it's just that I didn't want to wash more dishes, so I used the pot where I cooked the rice as a plate.

What's the verdict on this, or protein cereal in genera?

>I know how to cook
>this means I can instantly tell if it's seasoned

Sure fucking thing, buddy.

>wheat based cereal

Never. It will not keep you full and 3/4 of a cup of cereal is fucking nothing.

this. buy plain puffed brown rice, then add a high protein cereal on top of that. you get way more volmue.

Prove me wrong then fag.

Prove you wrong how? The OP already said he used salt and chili powder you dumbshit.

what would you add to my awesome dish, then?

It looks really nice op, don't pay attention to the retards.

I'd not put the potatoes in there I think, and I normally use brown rice, but asides that, it looks tasty.

Did you steam it?

Garlic, lemon, cracked pepper, some turmeric on the rice

Please somebody tell this fucking idiot that his meal is all sugar.

what even is?

egg isn't grey...pretty impressed desu desu

a bowl of tuna with a chopped pickle, chopped onion, pepper, lemon juice and mustard mixed in. It's 99.5 calories.
It's like tuna salad but minus the calories from mayo and double the flavor.

>lemon

Shit, I never use lemon. But I guess you're right, my mother always add some olive oil and lemon to the salads, do you think that's okay?

>Garlic

I don't like garlic, fuck you.

>Cracked pepper

It's expensive.

Anyways, I really don't care about taste. I never add any spices, it's a hassle...


>Did you steam it

Nope.
>egg isn't grey

What do you mean by that?

Olive oil is good.

>doesn't like garlic
Scum

>cracked pepper is expensive

What 4th world country do you live in?

Actually I don't know if it's expensive, I've never eaten cracked pepper, just pepper powder.

Is there an adult I can reply to instead of you?

Nope, I'm sorry, I live alone.

here is this better

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is that a man or a woman?

this is why people think vegetables are disgusting

>people think vegetables are disgusting
Are you literally retarded?

That looks freaking delicious bro who thinks that's disgusting?

I'm sure you can find one of these. The top has little grinder on it.

yummy dindin lads

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looks good as fuck.

is that just bacon with veggies though?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

fucking hate cutting season lads

You need some rice and yum yum sauce on that, lad. I can only guess some of you are manlets if you have to cut so many calories.

Chef reporting in

yes veg and bacon , I fell for the keto meme , pic is egg salad

>poverty dinner

that many cherry tomatoes is borderline too much sugar for keto

>cutting
>all that bread