Well Veeky Forums, got in my first real fight

Well Veeky Forums, got in my first real fight.
>21
>roommate is an early 30s nurse that really helps with bills
>known her since I was like 7
>her boyfriend has been getting a bit more and more abusive, making her cry frequently on the phone, etc.
>I don't really give a shit at that point since women love to cry about stupid shit, so I figured it was nothing
>she comes home sometime last month
>busted lip, bruised up eye/cheek, fucked up all over her wrists and legs
>bf did it
>his friend pulled him off, called cops, he goes directly to jail
>gets out a few days ago (bail? fuck if I know)
>comes to my place
>beating down my door looking for roommate
>tell him "she aint here bro"
>beating my door more and more, dude already hates me
>fuck no
>I go outside
>dude is like 5'6, 130lbs soaking wet
>he fires off like 6 hits towards me
>either none really connect or he's just weak as shit
>try at first to calm him down
>he throws some more swing my way
>fuck it
>completely unload on him for a good minute
>roommate calls cops
>he goes directly to hospital, back to jail once he's out
>meanwhile door cam caught him throwing first couple swings
>cops just left an hour ago

And now I'm going to eat and go to the gym to squat some shit.

your roommate is going to fuck you all night long

I like you OP. It must have felt sooooo good btw

>mauled her abusive ex
Expect your roommate laid out and naked on your bed when you get home.

this, do your glute bridges user, you're gonna need that hip thrust

This, also is she hot OP?

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Congrats you've found the true reason for lifting.

She's like a big sister to me, not sure if I could get it up with her desu. Also, she's 10 years older than me. She isn't ugly or anything, but she isn't exactly prime pussy for me either.

>known her since I was like 7

She must at least have some qt3.14 friends that are gonna jump you next time they get the chance

That's ok. Big sister types are great friends. Protect her smile user.

>tfw talking to big sister friend who I had a crush on for the first time in a year and she giggles at my jokes

It's gonna be the fuck of a lifetime, trust me. I envy you

She does have this fresh RN coworker that's only like 20-22. Been asking her to set me up for a while but she keeps forgetting. Maybe she can finally hook me up.

>keeps forgetting

shes jealous and into you my man

get in there lad

true

>It's gonna be the fuck of a lifetime, trust me. I envy you
jfc not every noble deed has to result in sex or some reward. OP did a good thing and defended a friend who he clearly cares about. if good things come his way as a result he deserves but he doesn't have to fuck this girl and shouldn't expect th world to reward him. If nothing happens feel good about what you did and move on

>t. a woman

This is going to be a fragile time for her. Her boyfriend is gone, she might feel ugly or useless, and she will feel guilty for putting you in danger. Now, this won't necessarily mean she wants to fuck you, but if she does, be very careful rejecting her. You two are too close of friends for her to handle rejection, and she might feel like she owes you. If you decline, she could feel even more ugly and worthless.

Not saying you need to fuck her OP, but consider the outcomes. Fucking her once so she can feel better about herself, then maybe moving on as closer friends regardless of sexual status... Or rejecting her, making her feel awkward and worthless. You might as well take one for the team to be honest.

>knew her as a 17 year old when you were 7
>roommates now

that's pretty crazy circumstances. Good job tho OP

Nah, hospitals are busy and time consuming to work in, she is usually so busy working extra shifts and such, not hard to imagine she would forget.
Feel good about kicking his ass if anything.
I don't think that'll happen. She's met many of the girls I've taken home, she knows I have a type. Taking me out to a movie or showing gratitude in a non-sexual way would be what I'd hope most for. Perhaps cooking a nice dinner tonight, the woman is a mad chef when she isn't busy working all the time. We both end up just eating TV dinners almost every night.
Not too crazy, our families have known each other literally for generations. Grandparents, parents, and now us have always been close.

Done eating btw, so I won't be responding much until I'm resting between sets or something.

Just fuck her op holy shit what is wrong with you faggot you just beat up her man and don't even want the pussy what the fuck????

Have you even read the thread? OP is actually just a good guy.

If this is real, you my nigga. This is the kind of shit I'm about

He also said a not-ugly cougar isn't prime pussy for him. OP might be Chad/alpha and just not give a shit about half the pussy thrown his way.

Fuck off dumbass

She hasn't even tried having sex with him yet, for all we know she won't even give it a shot. Best case scenario might be cooking him dinner for the next week or getting her friends to fuck him. That or maybe a massage, I don't know about you guys but getting a nice long deep tissue back rub after fights and lifting for months/years feels like heaven.

U did good. Not all monkeys are worth to fight and troubles with that, time waste etc.. Second thing- knowing when to show power and brutality is more important than having them.

this. forget about all the other white knighting faggots in this thread. go get some hot nurse pussy. ask her to wear her uniform white you ram her from behind. mmm

>OP does something heroic
>people are asking if your going to fuck her

I like this fucking place.

>mfw when I know I could beat OP's ass

>OP beats up long term friend's bf
>hasn't fucked her YET
I think op is either gay, cucked, or so fucking chad that pussy that isn't 9/10 18 year old fresh off the press isn't worth his time.

This guy knows what's up.

>tfw so many degenerates telling him to fuck her in this thread

Should have changed the plate state. California will be West Mexico if Trump gets his way.

trips for good advice, but also fucking once can ruin a relationship. If she's insecure enough to date a physical abuser, then she might latch right onto the next guy to fuck her.

keep us posted brah, staying in this thread.

>keep us posted brah
About to attempt a pr for squats.

Got it.

It depends, can go either way. I'd take the sex, she can be a fwb and lay off if either of your find someone.

85% sure OP isn't smashing though.

ITT: Warmup stories?

How did it go user?

No one said she was a Cougar

>yeah OP expect the girl to want to fuck you for defending her honor
>oh what you must be a woman if you think women don't have to put out
/r9k/ is weird af.

275x3.

I know I'm weak af.

Cum inside of her tonight

thats hot

Good for you man. You showed you tried to calm his dumb ass and he kept going so you fucked him up. Wish I had your cool temper and strong jaw

What do squat weight and cumming in someone have to do with each other?

post footage of the fight

Nice job user :]

this

bitch, I've been with girls 20 years older than me

WAIT.
A.
MINUTE.

Why do I read so many stories on here of people who have a roommate of the opposite gender (opposite, cause theres only 2) and this said roommate has a significant other.

There's alot of stories of
>im a male
>my female roommates boyfriend

Why aren't those people loving together since they're together.

Also, who the fuck dates a girl who lives with a male roommate?

>Also, who the fuck dates a girl who lives with a male roommate?

a manlet

>
>He also said a not-ugly cougar isn't prime pussy for him. OP might be Chad/alpha and just not give a shit about half the pussy thrown his way.
>Chad
>on Veeky Forums

Rent ain't cheap. But you probably make six figures like everyone else on Veeky Forums

why are u fags are arguing whenever he should fug her or not that's the lest important thing lf this story

post your body and main lift stats op
also upload the fight

This footage is in some weird ass file type for the dvr box it goes to, I've been trying for an hour to transfer it to show the 6 seconds we are on camera. Tempted to film with phone on screen at this point.

>stats
Bench 185x6
Squat 275x3
Ohp 115x8
Pendlay 135x10
5'10 160

You do not have very balanced lifts, and also they are low.

try to upload the fight bro

I will keep the thread open

Good job son I am proud of u

that's great brother! i too like to invent stories in my head and then put them in Veeky Forums

beating up manlets?

Dam id maul your weak ass

>4chad

Lol his lifts are well balanced though

good job OP, hope this happened.

Only have one question:
>>dude is like 5'6, 130lbs soaking wet
>soaking wet
what?

being soaking wet increases your weight

>I hear you're a real bear with that rifle
>yeah I'm a bear alright
>well then show me, sodbustah

oh, I never heard of that phrase in this context. Non-native speaker here so no wonder Thanks for clarifying

>things that never happened
If you've never been in a fight and you're a grown fucking man you're a pussy plain and simple, you're not sending anyone to the hospital.
You can sit here having your circlejerk but I'm just hitting you with some reality.
T. Muay thai and BJJ since 6 years old

Also more proof this never happened

Quick archive search on ops filename brings this up

>t. badass

Bad ass? No, just a regular dude who knows what he's talking about.
See

>sports fights
>so not real fights
>t. ex boxer
5'8-5'10 in 8 months is a little hard to believe, but the filename could be generic off the web. Also, this is some autistic shit lmfao.

>proof this never happened
>someone else used the same image once
>on Veeky Forums
what did he mean by this
????

how is that proof you fucking autist? You sound like one salty little manlet

>t. OP's room mate's ex

I've been in actual fights too, too many to count.
Northern England is a shithole.

Also the image ID as well as the file size, dimensions etc is exactly the same.
100% the sane poster
Hello newfaggot
I'm 6'4 in shoes.
Kek

>Google Chuck Connors
>like first result

Does this mean all frog posters are just one single guy?

that's more of a stretch than OP's story you dumbass

>Also the image ID as well as the file size, dimensions etc is exactly the same.
What else would it be if he saved the image off Veeky Forums, you mong?

So youre 16?

oh you're from England so you're just a salty ugly guy with fucked up teeth

>Does this mean all frog posters are just one single guy?
Kek, this was exactly my first thought
user is in a race against time to find the man behind all the pepes in... The Frogposter Identity

>Also the image ID as well as the file size, dimensions etc is exactly the same.
>100% the sane poster

>Google Chuck Connors
>first result
>save as fucking chuck Connors
7 billion people on this planet, use your brain for a second.
>going this far to prove OP is a liar

Pics of 6'4 faggot. I don't believe you.

Dangerous shit there OP.
He could have had a knife and stabbed you to death right there - i hope you at least tried to figure that out before you stepped out?

Hello op.
K I'm not arsed
I don't think you understand how image ID's work.
They're completely unique for every poster.
I'm 34.
English men steal American girls on the reg, including me who had two kids with one. Lol.
Can't blame them all girls wants a real man :^)
Another retard

I couldn't care less what you believe as well

>being this delusional

haha thanks for making me laugh, my shift was getting boring

You seem to imply you don't.

>implying im American

Keep grabbing at straws fuckwad. I think everyone here has already called you out on being a retard

Good argument. You sure showed me mate.
You know what would make your shift more interesting?
By sucking my 9 inch BBC (BIG BRITISH COCK)
Uh huh okay

>I don't think you understand how image ID's work.
>They're completely unique for every poster.
KEKEKEK
This must be trolling, tell me you're not too dumb to know that files can be renamed and that there are extensions for every major browser that spare you the hassle of even doing this.

(They're not unique per poster either btw, just per post)

>34
>using smiley faces

you're on a whole new level of faggot m8

>filename = image ID
That's how stupid you sound
A faggot with kids yeah.

>34
>does martial arts for 6 years
>on Veeky Forums
>hurr I'm not 16 I'm 6'4 and 34 and have your women :^)

IRL just a huge NEET loser with nunchucks in his mum's basement. Mods can we please ban obvious underaged posters?

>inb4 this is OP just getting attention for his thread

Eh don't be like that mate, smiley faces were probably the newest thing on the internet when he first got on it, he just wants to be with it

>filename = image ID
>That's how stupid you sound
Okay bro, point out the image ID in your screencap there then, I'll wait.

Muay Thai and BJJ aren't martial arts though.
They're combat sport systems, some of the most effective ones in the world too.

Nah you seem like op since you're getting so butt hurt mate.
I don't spoon-feed new fags.
You can wait like a good doggy as much as you want though.