How do i overcome my crippling social anxiety and get laid?

really? story?

graded exposure, antipsychotics and SSRIs worked for me

how?

bet she was azn. they always think you will rape them, even if you just say "hello". wonder who is the real retard.

>tfw having sex isnt even worth the aftermath

I'd highly advise against having sex with someone you dont want to see again after the act
Unless she doesnt want to see you again either then its ok

Jacking off is sometimes the right thing to do

no fap for 90 to 180 days depending on the damage

getting J O O C Y helps too

Same thing happened to me
I was omw to to a potential internship so i was well dressed and i even put on a friendly smile when i said "hey, im sorry bu..."
She looked at me in horror and powerwalked around the corner in sanic speed

Felt weird

Nothing that interesting, I was in Canberra on holiday and was looking for some shops, having no phone on me I had to find and ask someone, saw this woman mid 30s? walking by herself so I beeline towards her and ask her, she looks like she shit herself, points in a direction while yelling 'it's that way' and power walking off before anything else could be said.

Not too sure if Azn is Asian but she was white

be oblivious

>when you overload another human bean with your own crippling anxiety

what do you mean

Drive to a different town and start talking to random girls. You dont have to be successful. Note down what worked and what didnt. Getting in a routine to talk to girls is good for social skills. Guys who are good with girls are mostly seen as alpha male by other guys and are more likely accepted by them, so you also met guy friends. Having guy friends or getting along with other guys shows girls that you are an alpha male and you will have it easier with girls. You just have to risk something, but where is the problem with that? Its not that people in another town knows you. Just visit alot of different towns, to defeat your anxiety.

valium

dont reflect on your own actions

Pretty much, I have a slight slur so that wouldn't have helped too much

Get out there... Take the hits of learning like everyone does. That shit means you will be the 5th wheel get over it.

This is good advice, make it part of your routine to leave town a couple of times a week and meet bitches.

Exposure therapy won't work for actual anxiety or introversion, no matter how much time you spend with people or around other human beans you will still get panic attacks and/or hate every single moment of it.

However just like the normie nerd or loner you will get better at handling social interactions by trial and error or just witnessing other people in social situations, won't make you any less anxious though.

>how do i overcome my crippling social anxiety and get laid?
1. LEAVE Veeky Forums FOREVER. This place is CANCER, it's holding you back
2. The rest is up to you
/thread

Just stop caring. If you don't care, you have nothing to lose. And to be brutally honest, it's not like you have anything to lose anyway friend.

You can troll but this what you said is just retarded and you know it just stop

Yall always say this but its hard for people who dont see good and only the bad outcome. But your right you dont have anything to lose.I will go thursday to a different part of town to party wiht a friend. he invited me. ill try to just be like fuck it people dont know me anyways

Do you smoke/drink? If you do stop, because that is definitely contributing to your anxiety.

This is already the wrong approach, you're trying to rationalize not caring by saying "people don't know me anyways", don't even care enough to think about that kind of shit. Just go, and do you, and then when you're bored, leave. Slowly but surely.

This is the best answer. All the twenty page guides to getting laid that people repost are retarded and probably written by virgins. Women arent fucking supercomputers that can analyze everything you say in a millisecond. They don't close down their vaginas for the day the instant you say something that deviates from some internet person's shitty guide. You just have to talk to lots of women and act flirty, anything else is just overthinking it.

just get tinder :^)

real talk though m8s, I've been studying with this girl for a while (in a group) and she's a top tier qt3.14. What should I do?

no i dont go like that. didnt mean it litteraly. i mean just like you said to, to just do me. but with a little more controle over myself. ill go for the party and to have fun and try to not think of hunting for girs only

i basicaly dont smoke sigaret and weed. i stoped for 5 years befor i tryed it again. have been smoking in the mean time while trying to stop, but only like 10 or 12 times in those 5 years. sigarets are basicaly done i never was addicted but i did smoke dont know why lmao. and drinking i did 3 days ago but thats basicaly done too. so long story short i basicaly dont smoke weed, smoke sigarets or drink. only with friends and thats basicaly never and ony drink when going out and thats basicaly never to

>just get tinder :^)
why is it so bad idea?

It's not a bad idea at all if you're good looking that is. If not, it'll just kill any self confidence you have

I think I look decent, I have limited autismo

Make a decent profile and you'll most likely get matches. Tinder has made it easy mode for attractive autists

nah, Id rather stay on Veeky Forums

It's ridiculous how having friends makes you more approachable. I rarely get approached when alone, but when I'm talking to one of my friends a random girl will often just start talking talking to me.

Also to OP, read a book, try that Dale Carnegie book. Shit helped me out of autism mode, teaches you how to talk to normies.

Tell her idiot, when you're on your own, get her laughing get in close take her hand firmly but not forcefully look her in the eyes and tell her you want to take her out, you want her to be you gf and you want to spoil her, fuck this is basic shit

>get her laughing
not the guy you replied to. but how do i get a girl laughing?

t. autist

offer them /drgs

A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.

If you are below 6' no matter what you do you won't get laid

please respond

This seems like the best thread,
Get me laid
My standards are low anyway

Which jav porn star is this please

Ditch her not attractive.

My problem is what to say. Talking to guts is easy, with chick's I get the feeling that everything should always have a sexual subtext. Can't we just talk about animu or kino?

>sigaret

but she already wants the sausage user

talk about anything but have a playful, chilled and non-serious take on things

basically, girls like guys who have the confidence and balls not to take anything seriously and not let anything get to them

Why does this never happen in my country

Wow Sophie, take a deep breath. Message me when you're not so hot and bothered.

MDMA is the only right answer in this thread

NEED TO GET LAID BEFORE THE END OF FRESHMAN YEAR LADS

Or at least before I turn 20.

Got with two high quality lasses this weekend tho so I think Im on the right path.

Aware of this, I've not been laid in about a month, if I can get anal I've accomplished something

>reply after 4 days

What does this mean?

bump

1) Be attractive
2) Say something mildly funny

Step 1 is very important.

I'm not attractive, now what?

how do i even come up with mildly funny things to say? I'm autistic

There's this girl I see every week at the train station. Our paths have been crossing for almost a year now. I think she's interested, she even sat neXT to me the other week, but I couldn't say a word. I wasn't nervous, it's just I don't know what to say. And it seems weird now if I talk to her after she pulled that "stunt."

>sitting next to a person is an indication of interest, and a "stunt"

please respond

Hence the quotes.

Why do you want to get laid if you're not having children, lad? What gains do you think shall come to you for losing your virginity?

Nigga she clearly feeling him or he's reading too much into the situation.

Lower your standards brah :/

how does that make me more funny? i haven't made anyone laugh in years

Having a decent body and a functioning penis is enough to get you laid.
Go to a bar, get slightly drunk and if a girl looks at you, smile at her.
If she smiles back walk over. Proceed to small talk, don't try and be funny, just chat as if she was an old friend.
There are women who want sex as badly as you and will have sex with you.
Be persistent and you will get laid. I believe in you.

This desu, getting laid is just a low time preference hedonistic degeneracy. Marry a God fearing Christian instead.

Realize that your social anxiety is only going to lead to a life of pure regret. Seriously. Grow a pair.

How old is the girl in OPS pic?

I've only been lucky with girls when I've been really drunk.But I dont recommend that, just work up your confidence. Just talk alot more to people in general. Approach girls without the intent to get laid and just talk about anything. Once you get over your anxiety it's gonna be alot easier.

you are a fagot.

ye well she also took 4 days to reply. ditch the bitch shes ugly as shit get someone attractive and we will help you with our pickup lines

imagine her as your best friend that you know

i met a girl that laughed at everything i said i wasnt even trying to be funny is she making fun of me?

Have you tried Tinder? you basically do all the talking online and get to know them first and then get straight to the good part

idk i met a girl at a bus station she came up to me asked me for a cig and then we continued talking like half hour until the bus came and then 40 minutes to the ride home
im still not sure if she was interested or not

>friendzoned

It's less the getting laid and more the ability to have to choice to pursue it successfully if I want to

>not hitting on your best friend

i have no friends. now what?

>90 posts
And no
>just be yourself
posts yet. What the fuck.

I recently got a gf and started having regular sex after literally years of tfwnogf. it's terribly underwhelming.

They have to deal with yellow fever autists alot, I don't blame them for thinking you're going to rape them.

>You can give my meat a good 'ol rub

being yourself obviously doesnt work if u cant even talk to someone

because there is some decent culture yet

That' s the entire point of the just be yourself meme.

Yeah this. It's about dat dere external validation and feeling like you have a say in the matter instead of just being an incel.

What really is your 'self'? Who can really say the person they are is the person they'd be under different circumstances. The only thing any of us comes in with is a certain set of genetics, which is why there is no hope for autists. You didn't get mind controlled by vaccines, my friends, your mom's eggs and/or dad's sperms were simply fucked up. The good news is you have someone to blame besides yourself! This also applies to manlets.

I think I'm actually attractive (I look young though, like 16, 17ish) but I don't have any good photos of me. I don't hang out with any girls, and none of my friends take pictures so it just makes it worse. Anyways, please kill me.