Never measured my height before

>never measured my height before
>If I had to guess, I'd say I was probably 5'9
>Just measured my height for the first time, no shoes either
>5'6

Uh-oh

My condolences

That's beyond manlet status. You're a full blown midget.

What now?

welcome my friend

You wanna join me in suicide?

you first

>measured myself like a year ago, 182cm
>thought I'd grown a lot in my late teens, I should be at least 185 now
>measure myself for my new passport
>182cm

Time to transition. You'll have gay Chads blowing out your anus in no time.

how much do you weight?

>never having a physical
>never having a nurse measure you and tell you exactly how tall you are
What third world country do you live in?

Shitstan

How do people never measure their height?

Isn't it a tradition almost everywhere to draw a line on a door on your birthday every year to track how much you grow until you're an adult?

I know that feeling user. I thought I was 5'9" but I'm 5'7". Well, at least I have a pretty good sized dick (7"x5.5"), so that's a trade-off I guess.

Zero percent chance you're 5'6 and never noticed.

>tfw OP probably said to everyone that he was 5'9"
>tfw he probably cockblocked a lot of 5'9" guys from the future because girls he told he was 5'9" to will call them out

hey fuck you,man

Then why did exactly that happen?

As in girls will call them out for being taller than they say they are?

"Hey you can't be 5'9! I know a guy who's 5'9 and you're definitely taller than him!! I'll never fuck you!"

Literally wtf are you saying?

>See this thread
>Haven't measure my height in ages
>Driver's license says 6ft, don't question it, tell everyone 6ft when asked
>Realize that measurement was taken in high school
>Measure myself again
>6"2
>feelsgoodman

I had a similar experience a week ago. Been working on my forward head and sleeping habits to fix my posture. Went to measure myself in bare feet. Could of swore I was a solid 5'10 or 5'11

>5'7.5"
>mfw

I'm sorry user

>be 169cm
>mfw I tell people i'm 170

only in countries populated ny insecure fags

>implying you can confirm on tinder

Measure myself 2 years ago
>179 cm
Doctors' checkup last month
>181 cm
Could be worse

Its whatever, can't dwell on what you can't fix. Just gotta play the hand you're dealt. Thanks for your sympathy.

>Relying on tinder as your only hope of meeting girls

Commit suicide, my friend

>children are faggots for wanting to know how tall they are

You make a good point

Suck me off

>doctor measures me at 5'9" last appointment
>measure myself at 5'6"

I don't know what's real anymore

How did you measure yourself?

anything below the knees doesn't count manlet

Marked the wall and used a tape measure. I think the doc might have just rushed it or something.

NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>tfw you've gotten 2cm shorter since your mid teens

That means suicide is necessary

Meh, I can live with being 182cm. It's almost 6' so.

Thought I was 5'10 for years. Found out I'm 5'9 and a half. Why even live. Sorry about your luck friend.

150 lbs

>tfw actually 5'9
Ahahahahaha

What is it like?

Holy fucking crap people. Height does not matter to a girl that likes you for YOU. A girl that outright rejects you because of your height and not because of the insecurity you're dragging along with it, isn't a girl that you even want to bother with. Come the fuck on!

Fun fact: 5'6 is the average height for women in Norway

>Thought I was 5'5" for a while and never measures
>Latest physical says I'm 5'6"

>5'10

Not so bad

>think you are 5'9''
>are actually 5'6''
how can you be this wrong

>Claim to be 6'3" all my life
>Even my drivers liscense sas 6'3"
>Find out I'm 6'2"

Hold me brehs.

same

>5'6''
>125 lb
am i gonna make it

gravity will do that to ya

All the men in my family are over 6" (I'm 6'3") and its a family tradition

I think its rather the manlets who don't do this because it makes them sad

Seriously thinking about getting those manlet shoes with the higher soles.

We're all going to make it brah.

>182 cm
>just barely under 6'

fug

If people ever see you without them they'll know you've been lying, and it will be awkward as fuck

I actually heard that a lot of guys who lift heavy for a long time get slightly shorter because the weights pull the body down.

You could supposedly reverse it by stretching the body out, but then you would see manlets hanging from trees everywhere.

>tfw only 6'3.75"
why god

>tfw 6'π"
i wanna die

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