Mirin Thread

that is a tv show

>Does it look like the face of laughter?

>Not raughter?

Common user step up your game

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirin

>Mirin (味醂 or みりん?) is an essential condiment used in Japanese cuisine. It is a type of rice wine similar to sake, but with a lower alcohol content and higher sugar content

No, but does it look like the face of mirin?

yes

I like how the guy could be natty. He may not be but that's definitely on the feasible scale if you have the genetics.

It looks like she's in disbelief, like it's her first time seeing something so thicc and veiny.

>tfw you will never have a qt asian girl slowly walk up to you and hesitantly poke you like a goddamn mutant

m.youtube.com/watch?v=USmEyDKeUZI

I will never be openly mire'd this hard

Spirring her rice noodles

Plastic surgery

East Asia is the PS capital of the world

Do you pronounce mirin as my-rin or meer-in?

My-rin, as in admirin'

>stare straight ahead when walking
>occasionally look around with the purpose of feigning interest
>don't look at anybody

I wouldn't know. I get mired by fat girls though.

I don't pronounce it because I'm not that autistic in real life
But it I did pronounce it, I'd pronounce it like admire without the ad..

wait until the whole current thing with North Korea is over

möh-rån

stop shilling, they are mine, stop making Veeky Forumsizens aware of my precious nipponese qt3.14s

>no one will ever poke you like a mutant
I did not ask for this feel.

The Blob is like 6'9 or something right? at least he's strong as fuck and tall

They mostly think muscular men are fags.

>They mostly think muscular men are fags.
Haha, what would give them that impression? Heh. Haha...

Moving over there in September. Do Korean girls even like Veeky Forums guys though?

A lot more than Japanese yes most definitely

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yes, shes imagining what it would be like to have his thick cock inside of her

Japs liked my muscles. I landed a rare large titums one in Sasebo.

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is his neck photoshopped.
real talk

Moving there next year actually user

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Ive never noticed how horrible good neck is

The twist: her name actually is Mi Ran

Shoo shoo Rippley

This is motivating

My face is plain looking similar to this guy, but if he can get girls like that to 'mire him maybe I have hope too.

nope. it looks nice from the front but not the side.

yes

He has that roid bitch neck.
Long skinny weak neck on a large muscular body. Like his body is telling everyone that he's wearing a suit made of fake muscle.

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SHHOOOOOOOOOOOP

I'd never move out of the United States.
Though I would try to vacation in Nipponland at least once every other year.

You want some peanut butter with that jelly?

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That's really not that impressive. His delts are just really oversized and she's a 7 at best. Still looks like a badass concert though.

If he settled down with her he would have been alive and happy.

>settling down with a skank that goes to festivals
He wouldn't have been happy

Well he is dead now. So not happy, not sad, nothing. Dead because he did drugs.

>miscegenation

>not happy, not sad, nothing
Sounds like he achieved enlightenment.
Death sounds pretty comfy.

This desu

Mor-hen

>implying Japs aren't honorary

It's called a uniform.

Mo-Ron

I hope this is true.
At Korean/Jap wants me to go to Japan with them

are girls really care that much about muscles?

did it change their attitude towards you when you got swole. pls share stories

I had a gf before and after muscles.
Things that changed:
current gf likes touching my muscles during sex, thats it

the muscles themselves don't really matter, sure it's a bonus (if you don't overdo it), but what actually matters is the good posture, facial changes and associated health that makes you more attractive

I love this elephant meme

If I wasn't so tired from leg day I would have laughed harder at this. Bretty gud

At gym yesterday, guy I see there once in a while asks if I've lost weight and says I'm looking good

>y-you too, no homo?

Kind of a mire I guess

Yes. I catch women staring all the time now, some go further and touch/feel me up, especially if they've been drinking.

A couple of times I've been approached at the gym with compliments on my aesthetics, but that's when I'm at the height of my autism so it doesn't go too well.

Did she died?

Quick Veeky Forums. How do you respond when your gf asks if you find other women attractive? This question is so unfair.

You say yes because you are a straight male. Why lie to your gf?

But she's so insecure

become a English teacher . you don't even really have to speak Korean or be very fluent in the English language to do it.

Say some shit like "I don't really think about other women because I have you".

Thanks bro, you're a life saver

Then explain to her that it is human nature to find other women attractive. But regardless you find her most attractive because you know how she is both bot as hell and and she has such beautiful personality.

I'd be honest then I'd embarrass the fuck out of her by reciting everything I like about her.

You motherfuckers are smooth

>Is it shopped
>Can clearly see the background warping

I moved to China,

>went to gym
>qt3.14 asian girl comes up to me and starts touching my arms, asks me if i speak english
>I tell her about my deadlift PR
>She asks me to come to her appartment
>Give her mix race baby
>she says "thank you sir" in broken english
>heh, all in days work

Yes. Then when she gets pissed you say "I'm a straight male. I find women attractive. Just like you find other men attractive. That's the way life is. Don't ask me dumb questions"

wha..

Lol fake and staged.

just go yeah she is pretty but you are still prettier. Women like to feel they are superior to others.

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How do I into Japanese gf? Do I have to fall for the English teacher meme to get one? I've heard from some people that it's a shit job

Are you stupid?

Just say yes. You obviously find other women attractive, you don't lose your sex drive just because you're dating somebody.

If she gets offended by this dump her because she's clearly retarded.

>I do like me some big ol tiddies.
My last ex asked me that same question and that's how I responded.
>her chest was painfully average
No regrets.

I'm in the process of learning japanese with the Genki course and workbook

been at it for 2 days and I can already introduce myself and ask for a phone number, it's like they knew what I was up to

"cuh-mon"

You don't lie to her
And tell her not to lie to herself if she gets angry

she finds plenty of men more attractive than you, you're certainly not the best there is
but there's a real good reason why you two are together

Agree and exaggerate
Disagree and exaggerate
Ignore and change the topic

Master these and you master women

"Of course baby, I'm only flesh and bone"
Ask her right back if she finds other guys attractive, and if she says no, laugh and call her right out on that. If she says yes, then tell her she just answered her own question

Basically do not take her seriously, say everything in a joking/sarcastic way.

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This.

I'm starting Chinese (Mandarin) next semester so I can go teach English somewhere in Asia. China most likely but considering Taiwan for extra money or Singapore for high quality internet.