Gym people

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
>Always carries notebook
>nigger
>front squats almost 3 plates
>girls always asking for advice

ChingChongMANLET
>Wears knee sleeves, elbow sleeves, belt
>powerlifts, but only seen him do sumo deadlifts
>tries to hit on every girl possible, only to get banned to the friendzone

Sexy tall chad
>be me
>squat 3 plates with short shorts
>always see girls mirin my ass in the mirror
>always see girls come near and start doing exercises bent over in front of me.
>married
>girls think im a faggot because i get autistic and avoid them. (once again, because im married)

Marriage sounds awful actually

Genetic breakdown duo

>Dad with ripped af arms, chest, and legs and beer gut accompanied by son half his size who is barely tone.

>Both of them wearing tank tops and track pants, the dad still sporting his hair despite his balding and the son with a bushy hair look that shows he doesn't know how to maintain it yet

>All Dad does is dropsets so he can hand off the weights to his son so they can bond

>When son goes to the bathroom he actually puts on real weight and kills it and then son comes back while he gloats until he finishes and then they continue their workout together

>Son will never ever be able to reach dad's level but wears a half-hearted smile as he tries his best

It is, it makes you think everyone and their mother are mirin, but too bad you're married otherwise you'd have made a move when in reality you'd have spaghettied all over yourself

Old Manlet

>mid-forties manlet at the gym
>see him at least twice a week
>he does some 5x5 rep program, sometimes 1x5
>does his stuff and stays out of the way of other people
>never says a word to anyone
>Old Manlet is covered front and back with scars. Some look like bullet holes, others from surgeries, maybe a knife wound or two.

>A wild lanklet curlbro crew appears!
>Head lanklet gets the idea to give old manlet a hard time
>Manlet ignores Head lanklet, keeps doing his warm-up sets
>Head lanklet gives old manlet crap for only having two plates on the bar and shoves him
>Old manlet staggers a half-step back them cranks Head lanklet with a right cross
>Head lanklet hits the ground like wet cement
>Old manlet stares at the other curlbros as blood drops from his hand
>Head lanklet comes to and his crew hustle their asses out of there
>Cops came a few hours later after old manlet left
>No one claims to have seen anything

>Mark
>Does rack pulls with the pins as high as he can manage
>benches lmao3pl8 but it's basically bodyweight
>always sports a tank top despite having 0 definition

I can't handle this feel.

>letting a harlot literally suck the gains from you

>JaQuaylin
>6'7, ripped, warrior dreadlocks
>train a new black girl every day
>always watching me lift weights

Either your form is about to put you in the hospital or he wants your boipucci. Either way, ask for his advice

Captain Crunch
>Down-syndrome Manlet who roams the smith machines
>Brings a frozen backpack filled with coloring books
>Sets up camp at a smith machine every day at noon
>Steals all the 5 pound plates and OHP's with all of them
>Is always wearing a Sailors Hat

Where were these gets in roll threads?!

Chun-Run
>40-50yr old chinese woman
>super tiny and lean
>always jogging on the treadmill nearest the entrance
>like, no matter what time of day or what day of the week I go, there she is
>wears a visor

Kevin
>brings his big fucking bag in and spreads his shit all over the floor
>looks like a powerlifter but without the lifts
>smells like he jizzed in his pants and hasn't washed for 2 days
>wears a belt for his 1.5 plate deadlifts and still manages to catback
>puts all the plates he can find on the leg press and does half reps
>scares away the cute cardiobunnies who have made the perilous journey ACROSS the gym to the squat racks

Jarl Liftus
>looks like Jarl Balgruff (or however that is spelled)
>almost never racks/reracks weights; his lifting buddies always do it for him
>always looks bored. Have not seen a single facial expression except for boredom
>also wears the same light blue colored shirt every day. I suspect he has several of the same shirt
>lifts breddy gud weight tho

Jaeger?

Big Alfonz
>french canadian guy
>still lives at home with his parents at age 30
>biggest guy at the gym naturally
>goes on a cycle for the first time and gets a ton of pimples and decides to never touch it again
>talks about eating girls assholes and stares new girls at the gym down in a pervy way
>drinks egg whites out of the carton in between sets

kek'd whats with tiny middle aged asian women jogging with visors inside

>Joe
'5 chad
>>works lots of odd jobs
>>his wife won't fuck him
This one got me

John
>67 years old
>wears sweats, long sleeve, head band and fresh new balances
>is there every day during peak hour and is only in 1 of two places:
>machine circuiting the gym with 12.5 pounds
>butt ass naked just walking around the change room