I bet you guys thought peanut butter was the best bulking food

Roughly 2000 calories per cup of gasoline.

I ACCIDENTLY ate ANOTHER ENITRE JAR of peanut BUTTER

AGAIN

Retard.
Go drink bleach.

i already did and now my stomach is hurting

i haven't read the thread will this go away

Drink some battery acid to reset your PH balance

God tier bulking food

I feel like that requires you to have enough uranium present to start and sustain a nuclear reaction.

If you wanted that you'd need to eat a giant chunk of uranium, I'll stick to small shots of bleach.

The calories are irrelevant, even if you SURVIVED swallowing a hunk of uranium (you wouldn't) the human body is incapable of digesting it.

>Your body isn't nuclear powered

Not gonna make it.

10 grams cmon!

wtf i wanna be an abo now

who /trinoblediet/ here?

>unable to digest uranium

Confirmed beta, consider quitting.

I fucking hate this place.

>Not eating bacon as mass of solar system for breakfast every day

wolframalpha.com/input/?i=bacon as mass of solar system

Can you even get gains without eating 1.063x10^34 calories of bacon every morning?

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties

>If another person has ingested bleach force yourself to vomit
Better safe than sorry I guess

>not bulking on antimatter

are you literally autistic?

I think you meant chernobyl

>Antimatter
>Literally annihilates matter
>Bulking

You are the essence of dumb

Are YOU autistic?

Lmao@not drinking sweet, tasty antifreeze for gosh tier bulking

Anyone here have experience in bulking with olive oil?

How much can I safely take in a day??

Vegeta what does the scouter say about the calories!?...

>0g carbs
>0g fats
>0g proteins

How can it have dietary calories if it has no digestible material?
I mean I understand you can still get energy out of it, but then why the hell is it on MyFitnessPal?

peanut butter is for fucking women. MEN Don't eat that shit.

>one gram of antimatter annihilating with one gram of matter produces 180 terajoules,

That's roughly 43 trillion calories.

Or about the size of your mom's breakfast.

>this means you will die if you drink it
Thank you, Jesus

Can someone less stupid than me give some context to this? Like how does this compare to a nuclear bomb?

Cats love antifreeze.

>beta can't even convert Gamma and Alpha radiation into usable energy

>this thread

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That's for cutting bro

He's right, we were deceived!

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>all calories are dietary

You dumb nigger

Looks like the gooks at Hiroshima and Nagasaki died of malnutrition

real mutant mass

>low test detected

Party poooper party poooper

That's why you microwave it first.

Lmao bulking ooook

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delet this

i dont understand this how do you eat peanut butter alone. it just gets stuck in my mouth and i cant swallow it

Glass of water between spoonfuls.

protein
why do you think bleach is milky?
cum has protein and it's also milky

I kek'd audibly

i do this quite often, like once or twice a week and usually doesn't affect my weight unless i buy the sugared kind.

>Sitting in class
>Stacy complains on how she needs to lose some weight but can't
>I slip a gram of antimatter in her water
>Stacy suddenly gains 6.000.000.000.000 kg
>I burst out in tears of joy as she fell through the floor to the school basement right into te manlet pit.
>Manlets squeal and splatter all over the place
I'm such a mischievous little rascal

underrated

wow I didn't even consider this, thanks for informing us user

Fuck

Asshole why did you post this. Am I going to die?

Kek

Newfags

>force yourself to vomit
Wrong. You should NOT force yourself to vomit if you have ingested bleach. It is far more damaging to your respiratory tract than it is in your stomach. Call an ambulance and get your stomach pumped out.

Top wew

im done with this place

>force yourself to vomit.
you shouldnt promote eating disorders
also bleach is fine so long as you heat it up to boiling point to remove bacteria

body unable to sustain alpha radiation, are you some sort of beta?

Ahhhhhhh

All jokes aside, how is this possible?

oh that dog of mine! *Laughing emoticon*

A calorie is just a unit of energy, so a gram of uranium contains so much energy which equals so many calories.

Of course, if you ate it you wouldn't absorb any of it, because our bodies can't break down and absorb rock.

Read the post again

E=mc2

Thank you for answering me, but now I know your a nerd boi, I will have to bully you in the locker room. I'm sorry user, but I gotta look cool in front of the other Chad's

PLS NO BULLY

but it's wrong
m = 10^-3 kg
c ≈ 3 * 10^8 m/s
=> m*c^2 ≈ 9 * 10^13 J ≈ 10^14 J = 100 trillion Joules

1 J ≈ 2*10^-1 cal => E ≈ 2*10^13 cal = 20 trillion calories

1 cup of U-235 has 24.4 trillion kcal are you niggers even trying to bulk?

It depends on how you're getting the energy.

E=mc2 is only an expression stating that mass is just a form of energy, and it = so much energy. So if you were somehow able to turn that entire gram into energy in an instant, you would release 20 trillion calories, but obviously this is impossible. Just like if you were to burn a log of wood, you don't create quadrillions of Joules.

E=mc2 is used a lot in nuclear physics, when you start with one atom, something happens (like fission) and you're left with a product. Usually these products have combined mass less than what you started out with (in the case of fission at least). This mass that seems to have disappeared was actually the energy holding the two products together in the nucleus. So by taking the difference in mass between the reactant and the product you can see how much energy was released during the process.

Uranium for bulk, antimatter for cut

this

>there are people in this topic who don't bulk by getting drunk every day for weeks

ironically unironically ironically unironically disassociated

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So what is the reason we can't make something this calorie dense that wouldn't actually kill us