>go to gym in my condo
>through some loop hole i'm paying pennies to live in a million dollar condo
>poorest one in the building
>lift surrounded by rich chads and girls who lift to get rich chads
>realize none of this matters if i'm not also rich
worst feel
>falling for the chad meme
go outside or go back to /r9k/
Why beat yourself over the head? Just be smug about it. Oh and never tell anybody in case they decide to do something about the loophole.
The only person who feels sorry for you is you.
women dont care about money when it comes to fucking as long as youre not homeless. Husbands are different but if this board has taught me anything its that getting married is retarded
also explain how you are paying so little for your living situation
what loop hole I would like to have cheap housing.
gib loophol for milion doller house pls
this
who cares if youre the poorest there
my unit extends into the Air rights of a rent controlled building and I went full autist to prove it and they had to abide
KEK
Kek that's pretty awesome
Autism is a superpower after all
You obviously have what it takes to get rich.
Just drop any morals you might still have, quot being a fag and browsing 4chin.
great Pepe.
>not as cool as Pepe with magnifying glass, tho'
What? I don't get it, what is your "unity"?
huh?
????? Unit u dunce
Sorry, unit. I'm not american, I don't get what he meant. Is a unit a house in a condo?
>I live in a great high class place and pay almost nothing for it
>I have somehow found a way to make myself a victim for this
Okay
He's a tortured soul, can't you see
pretty sure its like a garage
condo probably hangs over it and because of the aforementioned air rights he basically owns it.
>what dude I don't understand XD
Suicide
...
does that mean there are other units/condos that also extend into the air rights?
Surely they dont just have 1 condo that sticks out?
Who lives in the other ones?
KEK
wtf
So they gave him a whole apartment bc of it or just access to the gym?
HAHA
he doesn't it own it you retards it's rent but is in a rent controlled zone so he pays whatever the cap is
> rent controlled zone
> cap
What are those? Things are getting shady...
in nyc certain buildings have to be rent controlled and the land lord can never charge more than X for a room
so tell people you're a millionaire? you have the social status of living in the building
implying being rich means you have a "higher" social status.
How does it not? Please go back to your reddit fantasy land.
>implying user is going to save other rich chads money
>implying condo owner will tell anyone else about the air rights
he should've offered user money to never talk about it.
>FITNESS RELATED
>WHERE?
go make a tumblr post if you want to cry.
nigga you are a rich chad with that shit
go make money and stop feeling bad for yourself
>implying money wasn't conssistently most important social status metric in the entire human history
>implying implications
>simply having money will give you social status
uhh
I don't think so. I think you don't understand. i live above garages I don't own.
You could be rich with this much dedication
Where in the world does money not equate to social status? Do you know what social status means? Social status is gained through achievement and wealth is one of the most visible forms of achievements. Do the elites of society surround themselves with neckbeards and homeless people? No, they associate themselves with other wealthy people, and people in high positions of power, most of which pay enough for wealth to also become a measurable factor.
>taking advice from Veeky Forums
Rent caps are a hand out for poor people that ironically create housing shortages.
what if user only told Veeky Forumsizens about it.
Then we could all live in a condo