Help me

>ask my oneitis out
>she says no obviously
>i throw a bitchfit and we have a falling out
>been months since we've last spoken
>today is her birthday
>shes probably getting drunk with all her friends (she's dorming)
>im stuck alone at the gym failing my pathetic 2.5pl8 squats
>currently friendless
>painfully kissless
>and obviously a virgin loser with no job or education
>keep telling myself I'll get more confident once I get a better looking body
>know that's a lie and I'll still be autistic
>even if I were to get a gf I would probably be extremely insecure and ruin the relationship with my jealousy

strewn across this jet black sky...
where all the stars can watch me die...

You'll find yourself alone

I'm already alone though

How old are you? I was in the same position as you but ive completely turned my life around. Have had about 10 dif gfs, been single for a few months and i got a date on friday with someone who is gf material.

The phrase has two meanings, friend.

user you have probably heard this a million times before but acter reading your post ill tell you again.

Stop being a bitch. And by that I mean forget about onetitis and girls in general. Focus on yourself and your own goals etc, the whole idea of girls being attracted to you once you make it isnt bullshit but if thats the only reason you are doing it then youre a dummy because people will be able to tell you are only doing it to impress others,

What you need is just to chill, let all this shit roll over you and then continue on with your life, open a new chapter or however you want to word it.

I find that when it comes to gfs and the like, its when you arent really looking or putting in massive effort that simething comes along, so just focus on yourself and lets the babes come to you, this will help because if you are lifting just for a gf you probably wont keep it up if you got one, however if you are lifting for yourself and achievibg for yourself etc then you will still be achieving your goals regradless of gf or not.

Women are an accessory to your life, so dont base your life around them.

We're all gonna make it bro

>Born in April
never gonna make it.

>I find that when it comes to gfs and the like, its when you arent really looking or putting in massive effort that simething comes along,

t. chad

Girls don't just fall in your lap, unless you live in a place that's crawling with cuties or want to settle for a hog. Men HAVE to put in effort to find a gf.

>Women are an accessory to your life, so dont base your life around them.

Good goy. Raising healthy white children and making your parents proud is overrated.

>catching oneitis
literally 12 year old mentality

I'm 18

holy shit
not even memeing you when I say that really made me think

yeah I'm trying to focus on myself, but I just feel so lonely all the time it's depressing
it's not even just the >tfw no gf
it's also having no bros either to chill with either

She is probably getting railed by someone right now user.

Fuck off to /r9k/ and cry about it there.

Its will never work out. She will be getting fucked by someone who manned up and doesnt sperg out. It will hurt but forget about her, we have 6 gorillion people on the planet and millions of Slavic cuties who struggle with english.

STOP BEING A PUSSY
STOP CATCHING FEELINGS
STOP WATCHING PORN
STOP EATING SOY
STOP MAKINH SHIT THREADS ON A FITNESS BOARD

>meet oneitis two years ago
>fall in love at first sight
>we hangout once and make out all night
>always cancelled plans since
>eventually told me she's too busy with school to have something serious
>I tell her I'll be here waiting for her when she's ready
>she's never ready
>two years go by
>haven't spoken to her in 7 months
>start seeing a new girl to help me get over oneitis
>she's awesome
>she's cute
>she's funny
>when I kiss her I still can't help but think about oneitis

Oneitis tore my heart out and cast me aside just because. New girl is everything I've always wanted in a girl. Except she's not Kayla

I really like new girl but I keep comparing her to oneitis

dude just turn gay. You wont be a virgin anymore and you can sub for some dom if you want.

She's just one hoe in the sea
Think about how other guys see her
Just an average girl
Try to see her as an average girl
Each girl is new and unique. Appreciate your current one for who she js

That's pretty slack on the new girl. Imagine if she told you she was thinking about chad when she was with you.

Maybe you shouldn't be with her and look for someone else who you feel more strongly about...? DO NOT tell her any of this obviously or it will ruin you both.

>18
>thinks he has it bad
aahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahhaahahahaha

5 years of lifting and still no gf

luckily i gave up trying years ago

all of you faggots crying about your virginity need to go back to your /r9k/ containment board
girls are not fucking important

good man, love yourself first before anyone else.

had a think

you too

Faggot

Dont listen to this dudes lies user. Never give up on your oneitis. I spent 3 years going after my girl. I had to destroy her relationship with her abusive boyfriend. One of my friends betrayed me and tried to make a play on her. There was a great deal of work involved but I won user. Now im living in her mothers house. Its been signed over to her and she plans to move out and leave it to us.

Never give up. Never surrender.

That doesnt seem like it would apply to many other people

>awoooo awoo woo she doesn't like me :,^(
>Tell me it's going to be ok.

Are you just going to mope around and be sad or are you going to do something about it? Quit with this shit and focus on your lifts and improving your life. We aren't going to hold your hand through the bad feelings you put yourself in. Having a oneitis? Are you 13? Jesus Christ be a fucking man. Spilling your heart out on an anonymous forum when you should be using this energy to lift heavier. Pitiful user.

>>meet oneitis two years ago
>>fall in love at first sight
>>we hangout once and make out all night
>>always cancelled plans since
>>eventually told me she's too busy with school to have something serious

damn EXACT same thing happen to me, except I haven't gotten a new girl yet ;_;

Why senpai?

>Girls don't just fall in your lap, unless you live in a place that's crawling with cuties or want to settle for a hog. Men HAVE to put in effort to find a gf.

Nah, you'll just meet a girl.

Unless you're living a life with no social interaction that would facilitate something like this.

if you have to task you'll for sure never make it

>keep telling myself everything will change once I move out next month
>I know nothing will change

>grill approaches me at gym
>white blonde chick
>says she likes watching me lift (I'm the only person doing pseudo Oly at my gym)
>talk for 5 mins

>only see her in passing once
>2 weeks pass
>she comes up and introduces herself
>wild name that I'd never heard before in my life
>probably couldn't pronounce it 5 mins after introducing myself
>already 99% forgot what her name was

Time to prolong my cold streak & switch gyms to avoid embarrassment

>tfw don't want gf

yo guys i'm new here

what does "2.5pl8" mean?

The armor value of a lifter's squats, the higher the pl8, the higher his gym prestige.

i.e. he can enter gym tourneys and apply to become a gym bouncer

It really does sorta just happen. Not even memeing here, I read The Black Swan and realized it applied to getting girls. It's about maximizing exposure to the chance of getting a girl. And that doesn't even mean hitting on every girl. Basically just bee yourself, take part in more social activities, and let her interest in talking to you guide your next moves.

definitely not that

pl8 looks like sk8 so i'm thinking it might me plate.

so 2 and a 1/2 plates, which solves nothing, because i don't know how much does a "plate" weight and neither if it is 2,5 on each side or total

>what does "2.5pl8" mean?
Weak.

forget it, i may get better reception by being gay on israel or something

if i haven't missed this information, then there's no use for it

A plate 45 pounds. 2plate would be squatting/benching/whatever with two plates on each side, the bar is also 45 pounds so the total is 225.

Listen, you fucking retard
Nobody said don't talk to girls, talk to fucking girls. What we are saying is don't talk to girls in a desperate attempt to find one, just talk to them and a relationship will develop if you just stop being an anxious tryhard and go with the bloody flow.

You fucking retard just talk to her more

DRAWN IN TO THE BACKDROP

I didn't care about getting a gf for years, didn't get me anywhere.

Now I do care and realized you gotta work to find and get one but pretend you don't care.

get a job nerd

The sooner the Veeky Forumsizens stop creating circlejerks with tears used as lube, the faster you'll get what you'll want in life

Faaaaags

Don't talk to girls.

Tell me Veeky Forums
i've never been able to fall in love in my life yet
is it a curse or a bliss?

>and obviously a virgin loser with no job or education
No hopes 4 u, neet

Why give me hope user. I had a similar case to OP when I was asking to hang out with my oneitis. Got into a small argument. Tried to fix it the next day and probably just made it worse. Now at work she's legit making every effort possible to avoid me and not even look in my direction.
Before we were flirty and had fun talking to each other, I'd make her laugh all day. Now it's like I'm the most disgusting thing in the restaurant to her, all because of that one little argument. It tears me apart, I could have handled rejection but not like this. I'd like to tell myself her being so invested in spitting me like that must be a sign of her "caring" or her wanting me to notice, maybe this will blow over in a few weeks and she might suddenly start talking to me again or whatever but I know it's just wishful thinking.
I am sad, but I must move on. You're lucky as hell user. I'm like you in how much I don't like to quit. If I knew in the future I could still end up with this chick I would break the silence right fucking now and text her. But it'll just make things worse probably.

I'm also relying on moving out to change my life.
I am terrified of it not making a difference but it's worth a shot

A fucking curse.

Please try and fuck her she obviously wants u, also u can ask another guy what's her name

I'm not trying to be negative, but I recently moved out from home to a different town, where I got a new and much better job. I thought this would solve all my problems and will "fix my life"
And guess what: I'm still the same person. You still have problems. Maybe not the same but a new set of problems.
Still no gf. No new friends yet in town, even though I moved here 4 months ago.

Change of mindset has to come from within. Free yourself from materialism and learn to stop being a victim of your circumstances. That's my new goal instead of gf.

>tfw I don't get to meet any girls in the right context
Ive been focusing on myself for a while but its hard for that to pay off if you never get to know any girls