Life is unfair

So... I just had to share this with you guys..
>be me last night at yoga
>yeah, yoga faggot wanna fight about it?
>See qt3.14 walking up
>never seen her before
>that ass
>dem yoga pants
>fuck
>start small talk and ask her if she's ever been to the class
>she says no, she's never done yoga and asks if I'm the instructor
>I say "....no"
>She lays her mat down next to mine
>she's flexible as fuck
>holy shit
>fuck that's hot
>damn girl
>end of class
>comment on her flexibility and ask if she's currently in gymnastics
>she says know but she does cheer
>...wait...cheer?...like... college cheer?
>"Wow you must have been good"
>"I still cheer"
>"....you don't seem young enough to be fresh out of high school.."
>"...I graduate in 9 weeks"
>".....you're in high school.."
>I tell her congrats on graduating and leave

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PUTTING IN THE FUCKING MILK NOW A DAYS

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>not banging that

>Graduating in 9 weeks
>Not realizing this makes her 18
Are you fucking retarded

dunno man but it's turning the frogs gay

>be me last night at yoga
stopped reading

You know not every senior is eighteen right?

She's a child

>not knowing who Gabo Saturno is

Kek.

I cheered in high school and in college.

Those girls (especially the ones with dance backgrounds) are decently developed and quite fit.

Also, yes- it's easy AF to smash. I don't recommend doing more than one girl from the same team though

She's 18. That makes her legal in every country on earth. In most of the states in this cuntry she'd have been two years passed the age of legal consent.