>manlet
>best character in the game by far
what did sakuri mean by this?
>manlet
>best character in the game by far
what did sakuri mean by this?
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>phoneposter
sage
holy fuck ur right
>Fox
>Not Falco
get consistently 0 deathed faggot.
And why are you posting this on Veeky Forums?
Fox is the serious bodybuilder lifter at the gym who is autistic about recording his macros and keeping track of his stats
Falco is the swaglord dressed in the highest tech clothes who does nothing but brosplits
Either way though, if you're Veeky Forums and play Melee you almost definitely play a spacie.
Got those switched bro. Falco puts in all the work, and hardwork pays off. If he fucks up a little bit the nigga is dead.
Captain falcon tho
maybe he is actually a lanklet in his race. he isnt human
>be Falco
>be off stage
>be dead
Captain Falcon is the definition of a Chad
Captain Falcon does crossfit
And you're really gonna say Falco players aren't the swaglords of melee? Falcos are usually lazy and rely completely on shine dair autocombos and lasers. Fox players might still lose but they usually don't skip leg day
What about sheik? I love her speed and cheeky grabs.
that ain't falco
tfw you learn Link is 5'7
Alex19 is Veeky Forums irl
>manlet
>huge with high bf
>autistic
no need for pussy ass crossfit when racing at 1200+ km/h
OP is probably Alex19
>manlet
Fox doesn't even have legs dude. Only ever makes upper body gains.
>nuggetlet
who /puff/ here? playing any other character is the definition of overcompensating
I'm muscular and a Peach main.
My second mains are Bowser and Zelda, both of which I can play at a moderately competitive level in local tournaments. Check out DJ Nintendo's Bowser.
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Of course my Peach is much better though.
that asians overcompensate hugely over the fact that theyre forever manlets
its a self insert
I played puff for a little bit but then I went back to sheik. To be good at puff in tournament you have to lose a LOT. My sheik is already good so fuck it.
/puff/ reporting.
>REST is one of the foundations of fitness
Same here. 5'11 239 lbs peach main. Something fun about down smash and throwing radishes. Plus float game on point.
reminder that if you wanna get chicks to randomly show you their titties you gotta get good at Melee
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> 5'11 239 lbs
Fat peach main.
Most falcos are lazy. But if you have a good falco that doesnt just spam is lasers and dair, then its hard. And bro just SDI or just DI.
>still gets cucked by a black panther
How can canines even compete?
I too have no tech skill and just try to time people oit with bair
Bulked and on a cut but yep bf is too high 20% or so. Should have stopped much sooner but wanted better lifts and fell for the ego lifting trap. Gonna cut back down to 12% and go from there.
Most puffs are terrible so I love playing them as Fox, but when I face a good Puff I want to kill myself. I do give massive respect to hbox even though I hate him, the clutch shit he pulls off is insane.
Sheik is the turbo autist who only focuses on one muscle group and does the same exact routine for years.
Alex19 is living the dream for an autistic Veeky Forums gamer.
>Sponsored by weedmaps
>Gets paid to play smash while drinking and smoking weed
>Quit his job because Twitch pays so much
>Best friend is one of the best Melee players in the world
>Entire life is lifting, playing vidya, doing dumb shit on stream, and being famous in his community for it
I'm jealous
so many meleebros on Veeky Forums
feelscomfyman
>Falcos are lazy
go watch a weston combo video.
anybody can combo like that when they're buzzing on crank
>Westballz represents the average Falco
Wew.
M A R T H
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>implying Sakurai puts thought into anything
This. Sakurai accidentally made one of the greatest competitive games ever and he hates himself for it.
>>best character in the game by far
>Falco
>VS floaties
Lmaoing at ur life
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>Falco vs floaties
Ezpz. Falco fair/bair disjoints are arguably on par or better than puffs bair disjoint. Also lasers for that tiny extra hitstun for combo extensions.
thats a sentient animal
not a man
Veeky Forums netplay????
3c149f8a
on dat dere ishiiruka faster melee shit
hosting 1.02 i think
im euro though but can check ping
>those golden nipple caps
Alex is either 5'11 or 6'0. He's not a manlet lmao
>Veeky Forums melee thread
>no ganondorf players
manlets, manlets everywhere and not a lesson learned
permabulk fatty detected
keep playing ganon to justify being fat
ur 2 slow
get waveshined fatty
Disgusting spacie playing manlets have to deflect away from their fraud waveshining exploits and try to claim my boy Ganon here is fat. Get chain grabbed and daired ya fuggin fairyboys
>No Ice Climbers mains ITT
Looks like Veeky Forums isn't as gay as I thought.
who /MARTH/ here
/ganon/ reporting in
Maining him in Melee was my inspiration to lift
>Chaingrab and uptilt 0-death
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go back to Veeky Forums chaingrabbing fancyboy
>He can't slight DI
Have you seen M2K? Top level foxes can't escape his bullshit unless they do no DI around 50% on an up throw.
>Random lucky fsmash tipper at 0%
>Die
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even at mid level random tippers shouldn't happen. If that happens you just can't read habits or you're too easy to read. scrub
salty mango fanboy detected
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