How do I achieve this perfection Veeky Forums?

How do I achieve this perfection Veeky Forums?

Hop on my dick, Nagisa.

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It's called OTTERmode for a reason. What are you starting from?

This, I'm 6'0 and 158 lbs, Iv'e built a lot of muscle already but I have all my left over fat from when I was skinny fat. Sorry this is the least gay picture I have of me.

>tfw no qt homosexual anime loving bf
Please live in NY.
Also, Nagisa is like 5 foot 4.

I know, but I think i could pull off a taller version of him

Just lose BF%. That's all it takes to get to ottermode, maybe do some core as well.

Also sorry but I don't live in NY

Where, user?
Also, gonna need a shirtless pic to see how much you should lose.

Seeing as /pol/ could find a flag in the middle of bumfuck Tennessee then who knows what people on Veeky Forums would do with such info

>implying I wanted anything other than state

Want to guess what it is?

Some southern state. Need a frontal pic to see if you should work core.

Not southern technically

Well you look pretty good. Now you just need to become 2D.

I know

never eat anything

lift every couple of months

You better get to it.

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>2017
>not being gay for Nagisa

Where is pence when you need him

i-i think i'm bi now...

>he hasn't taken the gaypill yet

Boypussy is the final redpill.

Jesus Christ what are you doing to me

> yfw someone usually posts on /y/ makes a yaoi thread disguised as fitness advice.

Free isn't specifically /y/, newfag.

I want to FUCK Hinata!

>this is kind of my goal body
Just 8-9 more weeks of cutting lads I'll make it there

Engineering the gay.
Hinata is for cuddling!

Tbh looking at cute yaoi pics gives me that
>tfw no qtbf
feel.

I feel you user

Those hips, im sorry user

>tfw no bf
I know that feel well.

>those forearms
Do you deadlift?

It's fine dude. Just gives more room for my abs to pop out, and eventually go to thicc mode in 5 years

I deadlift 385lbs x 3 hook grip. I got long ass limbs

>385

Is there something we're doing wrong? I came out to a few friends, in hopes that they'd maybe introduce me to people. I don't think I'm ugly. I'm not fat. Maybe it's my personality...

The worst part is, everyone assumes I'm out to slay boypussy. I just want to cuddle and make love, is that too much to ask? :(

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do you use grindr or any dating/hook up services?

No. I've had my fair shake of long distance relationships. The distance really does hurt. I don't think I could do it again.

Isn't Grindr just for sex? On top of that, I'm still closeted to my parents and all.

yeah but grindr is better than nothing, with me at least. theirs also tinder. other than that you just have to go for it and ask a cute guys his number.

>posts haikyuu pics
>single
Pls be my bf.

On topic, I don't know, I'm just really shy around other people and i'm not out of the closet to anyone besides my parents.

>match with qt on tinder or grindr
>they randomly stop talking
every time

yeah.....

iktf

True. I've noticed that a lot of straight guys are dressing more gayish. It's really hard to tell who I should be going for now. .-.
Location?
._. Same boat here desu. Although I'm not shy, I'm just quiet. That's what I meant by it maybe being my personality.

>tfw watching BL anime and reading BL manga and having nobody to share these feelings with

fuck man

I honestly don't know what the fuck i'm doing wrong. Talking for too long?
New York/Pennsylvania Area?
>tfw watching BL anime and reading BL manga and having nobody to share these feelings with
ikr

Commiefornia.
Fuck.
;_; Working out is hard with these feels but I push through.

FUCK.
I lift for my husbando and for the off-chance I can find someone who looks like him.

>tfw I have to go to the range alone

Tbh I have sorta a slight thing for Asian guys. Especially smol twinkish ones. They melt my heart.
>Range
I just shoot in ButtFuckNowhere in the desert. We have a lot of guns for Commiefornians.
._. Too bad ammo costs a lot.

Literally God mode.

>tfw asian
FUCK.

I live in a big town so I have to drive out to the country to the nearest shotgun range

user STOP BEING SO PERFECT YOU LIVE SO FAR AWAY! ;__;
What kind of shotguns you have?

Everyone i've met on here has lived far away from me.

20 gauge browning in the pic is all I have

you will find someone user

You look goofy. Kys

Yeah. Same here, usually.
._. It's not that I personally can't do long distance: it's that relationship usually falters because of it. I've done it one too many times desu and it really does its number.

haters gonna hate

>armpit hair
Those aren't Nagisa-aesthetics.
Yeah, it just kinda withers away, due to the whole no-contact thing.
I really hope so. It would be a huge bonus if they looked like Link, as well.