This is your girlfriend's butt

What do you tell her?

BRRRRRRAAAAAP

BRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT

>implying I let my girlfriend out of the house for other male specimens to lay eyes upon

What are you, a cuck?

I want to buy Veeky Forums just so I can permaban all the flith who are using this shitty meme.

>implying you're not a neet getting by on gbp

Put some clothes on before I split your lip

I show her my extensive portfolio of brap posts I've made including the images I've referenced and the (You)'s I've acquired because of them.

my dick is too small to get past all that but

Pull those shorts off babe because i'm going to work on that ass yall nomsayin

>3D

I'm not familiar with how women work. Is there a string of raw denim rubbing against her butthole and vagina?

you're the reason it's funny

"no I love your ass, babe"

>[secretly dying inside]

that is the butt of an underage CP model.

Hey Baby, is Jamal coming over to teach you free-style rapping again tonight? I'll be going to the gym again.

How come I never hear you rap...?

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

SLOP SLOP SQUELCH

I'd tell her BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

I love you baby and I don't know what I'd do without you
Someone please love me

HEY HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY

toot

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIRLS FART AHASHSHHSAHAHAHA AM I FUNNY TOO?

*BRRRRFPFPTPPTPT*

*BBBBBRRRRTTTTTTT*

Kek

actually chuckled

Alright, listen bitch you got two options. Either you come to the gym with me and we're going to do squats, or you spread those cheeks and let me stick my dick in there.

>he said to the mirror, phone in hand, shakily typing in her number and removing it constantly

I asked my ex girlfriend out over the phone, you literally described that experience. One of the most nerve wracking things I've ever done to be honest familia.

I'd tell her don't send me a shittly little picture. Send me the full size resolution

Put your niqab back on you slut, or I'll have to beat you again.

to get back in the kitchen

It's a feeling that I'm all too familiar with myself fammy

Nothing. The alarm clock is going off. It's time to start another dreary day.

Fuck off Sybb or w/e your name is you swedish retard.

I hope you're not planning on leaving the house wearing that shit.

I thought i was the only oldfag around here :)))

>m-m-m-muh transcendental female aesthetic!!!!!!!!!

Why did your ass shrink?

"You remembered to bring the other walkie-talkie, right?"

Can't be. Butt is too plump for that.

came into the thread praying this was the first response, glad to see i was not disappointed

Well you're wrong. Except it's not CP more like "non nude modeling" ;^)

Are you 100% sure? Because it sure doesn't look like the butt of a child. I could image she's a teenager, but children don't have that much booty flab before they hit puberty.

> I love you.
If she has an ass lime that and I'm still with her, its cause I'm in love lol

Spread cheeks and accept deeper ramming

Cover yourself you filthy whore.

This needs to be answered

Please come back to me

take off your pants and spread your ass
Ima have some dingleberry pie

My gf has better dat ass but I wish she'd wear such slutty shorts.

Sit on my face