What non crypto hustles have u guys gotten into

right now I scalp concert tickets on stubhub pretty hard. i'm up around 20-25k for the year.

when i was in high school, i sold some super rich eighth graders a few grams of weed for $300 (told them it was an ounce). was able to do this 5-6 times before they eventually realized that I was finessing them.

one of them went to rehab and is trying to become a rapper now lul

just wondering if any other biztards scheme irl or just for computer money

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I make fake identities and sell to credit fraudsters

I teach "Pick-Up."
Have guys pay me $10,000 for a weekend. 2 nights for 3 hours. I tell them they are guaranteed to get laid or they can have their money back. On the first or second night I pay an escort $3500 to look for me at this bar and sleep with whatever chode I am coaching for the night.
Ive made over 45k this year. Pretty sweet idea not going to lie. Its better than win win, its winFUCKINGwinFUCKINGwin. I get paid, dude gets laid, and prostitute gets paid as well.

how often does this work
and do you hire high class escorts?

this is a lie

that's some brilliant vigilante hustling

I wagecuck 14 hrs per day.
Shit is cash.

Okay that killed me, thanks for laughs.

so you're a pimp?

no fucking way

You are Veeky Forums incarnate. You are the Ed Edd Eddy of Veeky Forums.

>$3500 whore
could you be less cost efficient? you could easily shave a 0 off

I was getting some bomb ass hash back when I used to smoke all the time. Eventually went my guy's source and he was a bit bigger than I thought. Helped him set up a driver's license printer to make fake IDs, got almost 5k in hash. Sold a bunch, smoked a fuckton. Kind of stupid though, should have just asked for cash. Still think about that to this day.

One night at a high school football game, I sold sugar pills as acid. Was hanging out under the bleachers and had them all in a gallon jug. I was dumb enough at the time to think I wouldn't get in trouble since I wasn't selling real drugs.

Got some edible fungus, melted some chocolate and Zicam, coated the shrooms and sold them to the dumbass hipster kids as shroom chocolates. This one was pretty successful, lol, they came back for more like 3 different times before I stopped doing it and told them my connect was dry.

Sold some annoying neighbors actual grass clippings in a bag as dro, lol. They stopped annoying me so much after that

I just lost my girlfriend 5days back, because of crypto.

We have been together for 4years, and already 2years in our own apartment.
we had a extrem active life before I started with crypto summer 2016, it got worse and worse.

Now I am sitting on tones of cash but lost the girl I loved and to share with....
I didnt watched the charts for 4days now, the first time since 16months.

That shit is hard...

>Now I am sitting on tones of cash but lost the girl I loved and to share with....
You won twice.
Women are dumb fucking useless cum dumpsters.
Get some new whore and enjoy life.

cash out half of your gains into fiat, buy a new porsche and find a supermodel to replace her.

Prepare to get raped by crypto platforms that destroy scalping. Lol...

Good thing she left your weak ass, you wouldn't be able to do it alone.
This would be my reaction if my gf would ever get in the way of my gains.

Amazon Merch
no sales yet ;_;

This is a lie.

Why would she leave you if you have loads of dosh?

definition of LARP

>Prepare to get raped by crypto platforms that destroy scalping. Lol...

Ha! He's gonna have to buy AVT Aventus now to make that kind of money.

i've put around half of my scalping profits into OMG and BTC this year though. i'm a senior in college/will be making big boy money soon enough so it's just a temp solution

because women only liking cash is a meme

Recently graduated college in May after 5 years, for a dual major in EE and biometrics.

Been looking for a job since, and decided to take some time over the summer and be picky about where I end up. I had a co-op at this shitty shitty company in southern PA that was just awful. The management was just stuck in the 80s and the whole environment was boring as hell. So I ended it after the 2nd rotation of coming to the office to literally do nothing all day, and vowed to never take the first job I’m offered ever again. I decided I’m worth moar than that.

Fast forward to now and I’m currently interviewing with one company near where I live in a nice area, it’s a subsidiary of Boeing, $60k a year (possibly more if I can negotiate higher) as an electronics component tester. It’s through a recruiter who basically straight up told me I’m the only candidate and if I can prove I’m not a tard, it’s practically a guaranteed offer.

Other one is an IoT startup in silicon valley, as a software engineer in test. This is the one I’m gunning for and will be THRILLED if I get it, but I get the feeling from the interviewer that I’m up against at least several other people, and I was NOT a pure CS major (only classes here & there that make up my only coding experience). But I just took the online coding screening test today and did pretty well so now I just gotta get selected for in-person interviews...fly out to CA......blow them away there.....get through more technical quizzing......and then maybe that’ll be an offer.

Either way I go, the majority of my salary is going straight into crypto. We building an empire boys

Would be believable if you charged 2k for the weekend and gave the whore $500

>IoT
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