Confession thread

>easter in 3 days
Confess your sins to arnold before it's too late.

I rolled on a push up thread and completely forgot to complete it .

>I ate Mcdolans yesterday

I got calf implants because I was ashamed of having nocalves.

I have only been to the gym 3 times in the last two weeks because if too much work.

lmfao is this real

i hate abs workout

I didn't lift on Monday because I was sick. Forgive me, Arnold

i ate a bunch of m&m's bc someone went out their way to buy some and i would have felt bad if i denied

not in chronological or order of importance, nothing older than two months though
>am in committed gay relationship but got head from a girl when drunk
>told everybody I lost my last 15lbs by sheer willpower when in reality I was tweaking like a white trash methhead on an overdosed EC stack 24/7
>roleplayed as LONDON in a random thread for lulz, got like 45 thirsty (You)s and thoroughly enjoyed it (pic somewhat related)
>my stringer for working out is actually made for skinny women, I just like the design and how it hugs my torso
>farted and blamed it on the dog - about 200 times kek
wew, that felt better than I thought it would, thank u based arnie

I had a handful of Reeces Puffs yesterday. Was craving something sweet before bed.

>>roleplayed as LONDON in a random thread for lulz, got like 45 thirsty (You)s and thoroughly enjoyed it (pic somewhat related)
Arnold won't forgive you for this one.

>took a break midway in my run
>had chocolate yesterday
>thought about quitting gym tuesday morning (this hurts the most)

please forgive me arnold for i have sinned

I figured as much, if he can absolve me from the rest I will accept the shame of keeping that one and repent by doing giant sets of some exercises I hate.

Arnold did this.

I'm going to eat an Easter egg and walk for 3 hours to burn some of it off.

>>my stringer for working out is actually made for skinny women, I just like the design and how it hugs my torso
I thought I was the only one. Nice.

>I haven't trained legs in 18 months despite that was able to train them over 10 months ago.


>I pretend that bent over rows are enough for legs.

>I play racquetball for cardio

>I exclusively listen to Mongolian throat singing for workout music now

It's only my third day and i've been thinking about skipping my pushups/pullups because i SORE as fuck.
I don't deserve losing weight, forgive me.

Even tho i am a good looking and fit guy i dont have a gf. This is a sin Arnold. A big sin. Its not manly after all. I am sorry...

Fight through it, lad.


This iron is threefold for you.

>A shaping stone to make you
>A testing ground to prove your worth
>A punishment for your sins

Do not forget

I'm on my third guiness
I was cutting but due to academic work I have only walked a little.
I want to get lean but stress makes drinking too tempting.
Bout it, also I jack it too highly degrease porn up to twice per day.

Congrats you don't have autism

> On a split, considering skipping leg day

FORGIVE ME ARNOLD

I said I would do cardio on off days but I've been using uni as an excuse not to

HOLY SHIT I ALREADY SKIPPED IT LAST WEEK

i stopped counting calories.
missed a workout.
mind is at why crush avoids me

Look up a channel called What I've Learned on youtube.
He will give you all the reasons you need to NOT use it as an excuse.

holy fuck this felt intense.

I injured my rotator cuff, now I have a virus, and I have to go on a 10 day unti trip in a few weeks where I don't be able to eat enough calories or protein. Losing all my gains. Didn't train today, probably won't tomorrow or the next day. Fucking just about ready to commit suicide.

>walking home from pub one night after getting kicked out with a friend
>notice a homeless man dressed like Santa claus
>take a few pictures of him, try to wake him up (hes literally passed out on sidewalk)
>finally rouse him, he offers us malt liquor and we decline
>wish him well and keep walking
>see him get ping ponged by several cars in traffic when we're about 50m away
Found out the next day that he died that night, my friend and I never talk about it and I still wish we did more. One of my kids saw one of the pictures once and asked why Santa was so sad.

I haven't seen or spoken to my ex in two years. She was a fucking trainwreck, and added nothing to my life but misery. I'm stronger and leaner than ever, my career is going great, I'm financially secure, and by all means I'm at my peak in every aspect of my life.

I still think about her every day, and I loved her more than anything. She had an abortion and It absolutely wrecks me thinking we could have been a family, despite knowing that she was a emotional bomb and would have been horrific to start a family with. She would drive drunk, do drugs, fuck up on everything, but I loved her. I've fucked almost 100+ women, super fucking hot women, but none of them take my mind off my ex, despite most of them being better in almost every way.

My sin is pretending to happy. Lying to the world.

I haven't showered in 9 days but I went to the gym anyways and got the leg extension machine sweaty w/o wiping it off

supposed to be on a cut, and already ate a shitload of carbs. forgive me arnold

>tfw no dog to blame farts on

Forgive me Arnold, I stopped going to the gym 2 months ago due to taking a new job with a new schedule. Now I'm just getting back a week ago and I've lost considerable gains. My spring cut is starting a month later and now I'm fat. My Arnolds light guide my way back to the iron path.

Also works with fat cats or toddlers too young to defend themselves (yet). Puppers beats both by a mile though, essentially the perfect crime.

Had to do the roll of shame for the first time today. Twice.

>Only trying to bench 47.5kg 4x5
>Second time the bar ended up on my face
>At least no one tried to help

i've been out of work for 5 months. I had to move in with my parents and I'm so broken right now I don't even look for work.. Forgive me for being so weak

I spotted some guy for bench and OHPd it straight off his chest for reps when he failed, while also grinning at his gf.

The sin being, I just did it for vanity and keks, I am actually happily married lol