>guy asks me to spot him while he benches 2pl8
>i can't even deadlift 2pl8
>spot him anyway
ITT: Gym /mischief/
Jordan Gomez
Landon Davis
>sign saying "be sure to rerack your weights"
>yeah... sure thing
William Sanchez
spotting requires more of a row movement than a deadlift movement
and since he would be pushing up on the bar it wouldn't matter that you can't row 2pl8 anyway
Isaac Cox
absolute MAYHEM
Kayden Myers
>sign saying "don't lift heavy weights without a spotter"
>pfft I'll show them
>deliberately drop 50kg dumbbells on my face
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Wyatt Rivera
>sign says please wipe down machinery
>make me
Brody Foster
>walk into gym after eating mommys pulled pork bean burrito
>BRAAAAP
>Whole gym turns around and looks at me
>Thinking quick I turn my head backwards
>see some beta pale faggot lank post. holding a gallon of milk
>walk right up to him and say
>"Oi faggot lay off the bloody stinky milk"
>He simply stares at me, with a distant stare
>Grab his skinny wrist, dropping his milk
>"HEY BRO YOU MIRING ME?"
>whole gym now laughing at the beta faggot
>"Yo Bro ima give you three second to get yo milk drinking ass outta here"
>stare him in the eyes
>he looks down
>"yo bro my eyes are up here"
>look down for a second
>see his legs
>fucking jacked
>some pound of raw strong muscle, blood pumping out and towards the veins, ready to
>to
>he leaps forwards, and wraps his long strong legs around my leg
>I try punching and grabbing his legs but hes too strong
>feel his cold bony fingers wrap into my ears
>see wall behind me go to smash him off
>just as I get close he leaps off my head and lands infront of the squat rack
>blinded by rage and sprint towards him
>trip on barbell I left on the floor earlier
>fall right next to the squat rack dazed
>look up
>see kid squatting 6pl8
>that means
>NO
>he blasts out 20 reps while I watch in horror
>drops the barbell on my head
>tfw while I shouted he stared looking for a plan
>tfw while I looked him in eye he was simply calculating when he should jump off my head
>tfw brainlet
>tfw
>tfw SS claims another victim
Colton Bell
(you)
Andrew Morgan
ffs
Juan Hernandez
>gym has all kinds of tryout offers
>first do the 2 week for free tryout
>then use all my buddies invite passes (5 per person, 4 buddies)
>go again with my brothers id for a free 2 weeks
>a total of 9 weeks without paying
>go to the next gym and do the same thing
Haven't paid for a gym membership since I started lifting 2 years ago