Bench press

>bench press
>don't lift a single newspaper

wtf?

>squats
>i'm going to have a bath

>face pulls
>doesn't work my face at all

>lunge
>befor breagfesd

>jnsadhdasnh
>dsjhufyefetffshfdhk

>Pendlay row
>he wont listen

>nig
>nog

>Barbell Row
>I'm still here.

>barbell row
>its actually quite high but the chinese man has depth perception issues

>muscle confusion
>actually working the muscle instead of confusing it

>suicide grip
>only broke 2 ribs

>calf extension
>I haven't grown an inch

>calf raises
>not raising up calves

>chinups
>still depressed

>skull crushes
>only bruising

>power cleans
>power's out

kek

>barbell flies
>not gaining any altitude

>press ups
>always down

>clean and jerk
>I'm not masturbating in the shower

>Romanian deadlifts
>didn't lift a dead Romanian

>decline bench press
>still does it

>baby fuck, baby fuck
>it's awwwriiight

>gym's plate dispenser is all out of bar butter and I forgot to bring mine from home
>now deadlifts are hard as fuck to set up

>incline bench press
>does it anyway

Wtf that actually sounds like a useful product, you should sell that

>balls touch
>"n-no homo"

>dumbbell press
>the bell has masters degree in quantum mechanics

>barbell
>no alcohol allowed in the gym

>Dumbell Curl
>Pretty Smart