Names people called me as a kid;

>>Baconneck
MY FUCKING SIDES

mom calls me Schwarzenegger

Because they're downy laundry boys, and they need to attack anyone who triggers their insecurities.

Kill yourself you stupid dork.

will you go back to r9k please

Yeah and she calls me The Terminator when I fucking terminate that pussy. Now go get me a drink, Arnie.

>downy
>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)

genuinely started to cry from laughing

what in the fuck does baconneck mean?

Legolas was hot af tho
No homo

>"heart"

I'm good at cards, I dunno

arthur it's because you're a worthless nerdy laundry boy

>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)
mysides.png

>not calling you Ace

are you sure is not because you look like a flaming faggot?

>Arthur (my name)

>>laundry boy

once in 5th grade, on field day, I wore high socks (ones that break at like the lower third of the shin), while the socks that in fashion were ones that broke at or below the ankle. they kept calling me "professor high socks" and when I tried to pull down my socks to make them look like the lower ones, they would just shout "PROFESSOR HIGHSOCKS" and pull them back up.

kek kids are so creative

You're making it, Arthur

>pretty face
>Tall guy
>sexy
>charming
>asshole
>bad boy
Names people called me after lifting;
>pretty face
>Tall guy
>sexy
>charming
>asshole
>bad boy

when I was in secondary school there was a girl who had a crush on me but I didnt like her. she had a scar next to her eye so I started calling her scarface

other kids started doing it to and eventually I was punished as some sort of ring leader for bullying kek

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>*more students join in

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>*even more studenta join in
>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

CHECK EM LAUNDRY BOY

>tfw no qt scarface gf

>baconneck

I dealt with all my bullies long before I started lifting
for fighting when none of you train martial arts, it's not the size but heart for fighting

she wasnt a qt she was a fat uggo user. why do you think I bullied her instead of banging her

For real most people are selfish assholes, and many even get joy out if other people's pain. Usually in life, when you grow up, it's socially unacceptable to go around picking on people, but here on Veeky Forums if you expose any vulnerability people will take it and run with it. Don't take it personally.

nobody called me anything because i was a complete nonentity at school

now i'm a jacked nonentity at collage

>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)
Kek

You alright breh? Sounds like you are hanging onto some old baggage.

>laundry boy
You have made my LIFE

> I'm sorry Arthur, I think you're in the wrong class
> Laundry Boying 101 is down the hall

OP did you really expect this thread to turn into anything but this?

>laundry boy
Holy fuck

It's okay laundry boy, we're all going to make it.

I don't even know why, but I'd be fine with a nickname like that now. It sounds silly enough that I'd like it.

I love whoever is in charge of making Early's hats.

My highschool nickname was
>faggot
Now its
>big boy faggot

>Crazy
>Hot head
>Idiot

...

> Laundry Boy Arthur

I dont think lifting will fix your autism, holy fuck.

> M'laundry boy

Good job making significant gains m8.
Never use your past as an excuse to be shitty towards others

Arthur is probably the worst name to give a boy if you care about his social confidence.

In high school football I had names like Chinstrap thanks to my excessive neck hair that grew quick, Chewbacca since I was large and hairy, or just Big Bob thanks to my height. The last one stuck and I've been called it since, even after I quit. Even after graduating college, I still have people calling me it when they see me.

Before lifting:
Gimli
After lifting:
Chewbacca

i miss elementary gym class

Is eighth grade biology stressing you out?

>tfw wore high socks all the time
>no one cared until ~6th grade, before that it wasn't odd to see others wearing them
>suddenly given so much shit for wearing high socks, called all sorts of shit
>didn't stop until I switched to shorter socks
Why are kids so damn cruel

>Thinking your particular name-calling was somehow special

Get over yourself.

Everyone gets bullied at one point or another when they're a kid. It's just part of what kids do to each other, because they suck at everything.

>Somebody bullied your bullies
>Your bullies bullied you
>You bullied somebody else at some point or other

"Bullying" is almost entirely what happens when normal kid dickishness + hypersensitivity meets selective memory, and we remember every single sleight against us while conveniently forgetting the moments where we ourselves treat people wrong.

If you let the times you were a kid getting disrespected by kids define you like this, you're going to be an angsty kid inside forever. Stop it.

its even funnier since his name his Arthur!!
hahaha

They called me many things.
>bi
>fa
>ga

That's all I ever heard before my blade kissed their skin.

The fucks the matter with you thread king, this thread is for spreading laughter

You laugh even more, and louder, when you let go of your past suffering.

I feel you brah

Your projecting at this point, thanks for sharing your discovery but your not Christopher Columbus, we are aware of this no join in and tell us what people called you so we can laugh

fuck yea Arthur you go

OP clearly started this out as a thinly-veiled "heh, I showed them" thread, and some version of "PEOPLE TREAT ME DIFFERENTLY NOW THAN THE BULLIES USED TO AND IT MAKES ME SICK" gets reposted here every single day.

Hothead is a big nickname

>Names people called me after lifting;
i guess you can add "faggot" to that list, faggot

>Laundry Boy

I got Lachlan (that's not my name, apparently I looked similar to a guy on their soccer team)

I also got Harry High-Pants at work when I started dropping weight and pulled my pants up higher so they'd sit better - I had more weight to lose so there was no point buying a currently fitting pair at the time, and I previously wore them low to hide my stomach so they weren't even that high

I was also stupid enough to put the pet name my mom gave me into my primary school graduation bio and it caught on in high school, that was my own fault though and not too embarrassing, although a ton of girls used it to tease me.

Then It morphed into people laughing about bacon neck and many keks were had keep up champ

Should clarify that Harry isn't my name either. I've also been called George, and my name isn't George. Why do I get all these random names that aren't even remotely connected to me ffs

>clown

into

>clown

Are you australian?

Thank you angry fly machine

before:
>(name)
>kid (this one ALOT especially by girls)

after:
>(name)
>handsome (irl by girls)
>manlet (only on fit not irl)

some people at my high school called those people nonames

Before
>(Name)
>Faggot

After
>(Name)
>Big Rig (only by uni people)
>Get called "tall guy", "big fella" when playing soccer or bball
>Get called Big by people i meet at parties or when im out a bit too
>Faggot

Did you also study the blade in addition to your lifting, faggot?

>laundry boy

include me in the screenshot

My nickname in class was either faggot, idiot or some variation of either two. And a guy drove past me a few months ago and shouted "dickhead". Outside of insults people just called me by my real name

When I was in 8th grade I finger banged a girl for the first time and got scared and stopped and when my friends asked me why I said she was crusty down there and we called her the krusty krab until she graduated lol

Laundry boy kek, sounds like an adam sandler movie

Despite being a fatty, nobody ever said it to my face. Can't recall any particular name calling desu

You guys fucked up

>laundry boy
>bacon neck
what do these even fucking mean

>How has lifting changed your life?
This is nothing to do with lifting, it's just that you, and people you talk to, are older.

before
>lanky
>frog
>faggot
>Mr. Clownshoe
after
>asshole
>model
>sexist
>gay-for-pay

Budi is so cute.

Before
>(my name)
>Peter Pan

After lifting
>(my name)
>some nickname that implies that I have big muskullzz
>Peter Pan

>laundry boy

Before losing weight/gaining some
>big boy
After losing weight/gaining some
>big man

Progress I guess

>Chewbacca
I was a very hairy woman as a teenager. Thank lord that it went away with the years

>laundry boy
kek'd

Before
>little jack
>jacky boy / jacky
>captain jack / sparrow
>jack daniels / daniels

After
everything still applies. Some friends calls me :
>jack-o-saurus

living the manlet life

Before people made fun of me for being fat and having gyno

Now people make fun of my voice and gyno.

If my voice and gyno went away they'd make fun of something else. I'm a beta for life womb to tomb incel.

I wonder what drives a man to this point

A girl in primary school called me balloon head cos I had a round head :(

Should have called you something creative like Cromwell or something.

As a kid
>transformers
>king kong