To be truly /fitlit/, a beard with a great physique is a must.
>Why a beard? Every great philosopher has had one. Socrates, Marcus Aurelius, and Plato. A beard is one who aspires to achieve great wisdom. Beardlets, I am sorry to inform you, but you can never achieve /fitlit/ without a distinguished beard.
Eli Anderson
Nope. Beards are just a way to hide a shitty jawline. Loud-shouty claims to "manliness" to hide this fact.
Go away jawlet.
Joseph Green
Be gone beardlet!
Joseph Gomez
>Chinlet detected You know what big beards are great for? Covering up a weak chin. If you're blessed with great chin genetics why would you want to squander them by hiding it?
Nolan Stewart
How do I improve my beard gains?
Asher Lopez
test+mast+tren+hcg
Jeremiah Price
>Every great philosopher has had one. Socrates, Marcus Aurelius, and Plato >mentions three and classifies this has everyone Plebs maximus
Elijah Lewis
or you know, you could have both
Hunter Green
>only caring about aestetics Us bearded men pity your vanity.
Matthew Gray
Like Gavin McInnes.
Jackson Mitchell
Weak jaw and/or fat double chin. Thats what beards are for.
As the guy above said, insecure chinlets just cry "ITS MANLY" to try and hide the truth.
Depends on where you work. If I worked a 9-5 I would definitely have a beard, but in the professional sector meeting clients and trying to negotiate business I would never allow myself to get past 2-3 days stubble. A lot of the guys I'll run across are older and still see keeping a beard as a lack of professionalism. Not to knock them, if I was working with my hands or in the restaurant business or something I'd definitely have a beard, but it's the same thing as tattoos when it comes to my business, just doesn't fly.
David Edwards
The truth is that you are envious of what beards have to offer beardlet.
Grayson Sanders
Tfw beard still a little patchy
Should I grow it out or keep it shaved off my cheeks until it's full?
Isaiah Cooper
both of you faggots are wrong. real slayers almost always sport a thick 2 or 3 day stubble. you show off your alpha beard genetics while at the same time accentuating your great jawline
Lincoln Ortiz
Didn't mean to reply
Henry Howard
real slayers dont post thumbnails
Daniel Kelly
People who have big beards:
Weak jawed hipsters trying to be trendy Fat "powerlifters" trying to be "manly". Fat normal guys trying to be gentlemanly or like philosophers or some shit lol. Also of course hiding their double chin Muslims.
Kevin Sanchez
ah yes you neither want to become sterile and "roid rage" all the time, am I right?
uneducated retard
Nicholas Lewis
Thinking about growing it back
Leo King
I stay clean shaven partly because I have a zyzz tier jaw to show off but mostly to do the opposite of what Veeky Forums says.
Sebastian Cooper
Damn, this would inspire more fear on an airplane than five white cops boarding Vietnam Airlines
Jack Mitchell
Great beard
Colton Hughes
Thanks
Xavier Baker
but what if you have a shit patchy beard?
William Howard
>cutting off secondary sexual characteristics A shirt beard that is even but dosent change the shape of the face by being too substantial is best. It draws attention to your jaw, it doesn't hide it
Asher Sullivan
>Socrates, Plato, Aristotle
The pre-Socratics are better desu. Democritus was 100x better than any of the Athenians
>Marcus Aurelius
A terrible emperor and a terrible philosopher
>Beards
Mustaches are better.
Heidegger, Nietzsche, etc.
Jack Foster
Since when did they came up with this shitty reason that people grow beards just to hide their chins? I've never seen or met someone who does this.
Are beardlets really this desperate lol.
Blake Cook
> Mustaches are better.
> Heidegger, Nietzsche, etc.
you forgot HITLER
Austin Robinson
The philosofuhrer
Lincoln White
DELET
Eli Ortiz
I keep mine like pic related's length, I could never go and let it grow way too long like (still good beard m8 not hating).
I feel like I couldn't sleep at like with a beard that long and in the mornings I bet its all squashed.
Jonathan Rivera
>Beardlets trying to avoid their manlet-tier allegiance by jumping on the disparage bandwagon before it's set in stone
When will they learn?
Josiah Jenkins
M8 being aesthetic is not in itself /fitlit/. Socrates was a fucking pugface pos, but he still lifted and fought and corrupted Athens like the most alpha of alpha chads.
Being aesthetic doesn't necessarily hurt either tho.
Michael Stewart
>tfw am 24 and 15 year olds have better facial hair than me
Jaxon Gomez
>TFW I know a Junior in High School that's 6'7" with a full beard, and large (not fat) frame