>accidentally ate a whole jar of peanut butter
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>accidentally ate a whole jar of peanut butter
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>TFW accidentally ordered 2 pizzas from Domino's instead of 1 and accidentally ate them both instead of saving the other for later
>accidentally spent another whole day browsing Veeky Forums
>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again
>5000 calories later
>accidentally loaded buckshot into my shot gun, placed it in my mouth and gave myself a buckshot mouth rinse
Whoops. I just happened to do that on accident. You're fat because you keep doing this to yourself.
>accidentally find myself on the verge of a heart attack and go numb all over my body whenever I do any strenuous task so I'm unable to even exercise for months
>starting to get a gut and go soft all over
>not sipping it
Enjoy your diarrhoea
Lift something you fat fuck. Dubs says so.
>accidentally made the same thread again
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>just accidentally killed a dozen people!
>just accidentally shot 100 people on my bus
>just accidentally ate 4 pizzas!
fuck off fatty.
Sorry to say that it's not me being a fat fuck. Even if I go for a light jog my chest goes tight and I begin to lose feeling along my limbs. I was running two miles every other day before this shit started happening for two years.
Is this the s4s thread
>spent another day on Veeky Forums instead of working on my 200 word essay due in a week
>Put 30 scoops of peanut butter into my oats rather than the normal 2 again
I always lose count just me fuck up senpai
>Just ate a whole pound of almonds without activating them.
fucking end me right now
>accidently the whole fridge + 3
>realize that mixing vodka with flavored sparkling water reduces the average calories per ounce
plus its gluten free
>Only took 11 scoops of protein today
A whole day of lifting wasted
Then ease into it. Baby steps user. Don't do a zyzz
Once I ate almost a kilo of almonds in one sitting. My shit was something.
But you don't get drunk as quick?
>tfw this actually happened at mine except they were pigeons
>TFW accidentally only eating 1200 calories today
>only ate dinner and a few snacks
You just posted almost a 10th of that you fuck
No I drink the same amount of alcohol, but since its watered down theres less calories.
>200 words
sorry, you have to be 18 to use this website
Sorry you have to not be a newfag to post here
-->calling me a newfag
-->not even using meme arrows
-->I've been here since 2014, who's a newfag now?
>Ate the entire bag of cat food
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
you
>ate all the toothpaste again
ate 25 quesadillas today
theres always tomorrow bro
i post accident peanut again
>Got caught peeping on the Zumba class again
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED,
EVERYBODY SUCKS
>ate all my calories by six
>two glasses of red wine because alcohol
>so god damn hungry
About to go smoke a cigarette and drink enough water to drown a manatee.
>accidentally fucked two men in 24 hours
>ate 200 calories yesterday
>only eaten 300 calories today
>200 words
i dont think i would be able to do that.
im too autistic
i wouldnt know whats not important enough to leave out
Consult a doctor.
>spending another evening on Veeky Forums when I have a 10 word essay due by next year
You mean the same amount of liquid right? You won't get as drunk.
>flavored
>Spent a whole day on /fit instead practicing my spelling words
YOU DONT REALLY KNOW WHY BUT YOU WANT TO JUSTIFY
Looks like you're doing just fine anyways. I've got a lingual examination to test my literacy tomorrow. I'm nervous
>Mfw I only ate fast food this entire week.
I'm fucking done. I just can't stop eating fast food.
>recovering skele dirty bulking
>appetitie is fully accustomed to eating 3,500 kcal/day
>already ate 3,700 today
>getting hungry STILL
My first cut is gonna suuuuuuck